June 2, 2006, - 11:13 am

Weekend Box Office: Need More Stress & Screaming Women? See “The Break-Up”

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It’s official. Jennifer Aniston is NOT a movie star. But she sure knows how to yell and scream and cry. This is acting talent? It’s as common as a bad marriage near you.
Not to mention that all Aniston’s movies are terrible. She’s still playing herself a/k/a “Rachel” of “Friends.” Her third and latest movie in a year, “The Break-Up,” is no different. Except that it’s the worst. It’s painful. If your relationship is not bad enough and you need lessons, this flick is for you.
Guys, don’t let the presence of Vince Vaughn and a few good lines in the trailer fool you. You’ll hate this movie. It’s not funny. It’s not “.” And it’s definitely not a fun night out at the movies. I’ll save you the money by telling you the funniest line in the movie: when Vaughn calls ballet “Middle Age Techno.” Other than that, this film is all downhill.
You must wonder why they are promoting this movie with stories about “Aniston goes nude in latest film.” Yes, Aniston’s severely blurred nude butt is in the movie. Big whoop. Sad she had to become a substandard Playboy nude to sell tix to her lousy flick. Anyone who goes to the movie for that is a loser. You just wasted 1.5 hours of your life for a cheap thrill nothin’.


For anyone whose life is too calm/peaceful, not stressful enough, and without enough of some woman yelling, screaming, crying, and arguing about household chores, this movie is for you. For the rest of us, we really don’t need to see Jennifer Aniston take the anger she should have shown Brad Pitt on us, the movie goer.
Save your $10. This movie is dreadful. And the ending ain’t happy . . . much like the whole movie.

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June 2, 2006, - 9:02 am

Our First Blogiversary

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Today is officially the First Anniversary of the , known in blog jargon as the “Blogiversary.”
While the site has been up for years, and I wrote regular columns, the daily blog was started one year ago, today, thanks to my excellent webmaster. In one year, our traffic has gone from about 50 visitors/readers a day to on average about 5,000. On many days, the traffic has exceeded 10,000 and occasionally neared 20,000. The average visitor stays on our site about 2 minutes per visit.
We’ve had nearly 1.4 million visitors in the year, who are located throughout the world, including Saudi Arabia and many other countries in the Muslim Mid-East. Visitors to this site have clicked on from the White House, the Pentagon, Central Command, the CIA, the State Department, Department of Homeland Security (and its subagency, Immigration and Customs Enforcement), FBI, Paramount Pictures, Universal Studios, PBS a/k/a “Palestinian Broadcasting Company,” and media companies throughout the world, to name just a few. In the first year, we’ve had over 2.5 million page views.


In our first year, we’ve been repeatedly cited and quoted in USA Today ( and ), The New York Times, , , The Daily Telegraph, , , and many other major publications. And we’ve been published in the . And we’ve made on FOX News, CNN, MSNBC, and top-rated radio shows around the country. We’ve been cited and made appearances on nationally syndicated radio shows hosted by Rush Limbaugh (, , and ), Howard Stern, Michael Reagan, Tammy Bruce, and many others.
We’ve risen to the top 1,700 blogs on Technorati, which measures links to 42.2 million blogs throughout the world.
In nearly 1,000 posts to this site since it began, we predicted that a jury would , that another jury would , that the FBI would , and a host of other predictions that came true and were cited by other media outlets. We also had several exclusive breaking news stories, including:

* that one of the Hezbollah hijacker/murderers of Navy Diver Robert Stethem on TWA Flight 847 was freed by Germany in exchange for the freeing of a German Muslim hostage in Iraq ( and ). We broke this story after being contacted by members of the Stethem family, who are friends and readers of this site.
* that Islamic Jihad terrorist and Cleveland Muslim leader Fawaz Abu Damrah would –we were the , which spurred the decision.
* that to serve its agents food at the Hurricane Katrina cleanup efforts in New Orleans.
* that about Islamic terrorists he was covering. Unfortunately, the unscrupulous paper did not even discipline the White Jayson Blair (Shepardson) and, instead, promoted him to the paper’s Washington bureau, from which he can continue his fabrications masquerading and news reporting.

Among other achievements:

* We shined the light (and will continue to do so) on ICE Special Agent in Charge a/k/a Abu Moskowitz and his disturbing kowtowing relationship with extremist Muslims and “former” Islamic terrorists, to the point that he has shut down and/or severely limited investigations into Islamic illegal immigration, smuggling, and money laundering, and .
(Our spotlight on Abu Moskowitz scared him so much that he wasted taxpayer money to have an entire and discourage his agents from talking to me. We predict no such picnic, this summer.)
* Our of Jodie Foster’s “Flight Plan” and Federal Air Marshals to boycott the film.
* Our got the group–the Republican Party’s Jewish outreach program– by Islamo-fascist former Congressman Tom Campbell and far-left, anti-Israel Vanity Fair contributor Christopher Hitchens.
* Our spotlight on various DHS, ICE, CBP (Customs and Border Protection), and FBI leaders’ and officials’ misdeeds have made them squirm, to the applause of many hard-working, patriotic street-level agents who help make this country great and want very badly to make it secure. We continue to expose the incompetence of ICE chieftess a/k/a “The ICE Princess.” We even hear that the terms “The ICE Princess” and “Abu Moskowitz” are in common usage at ICE Headquarters in Washington, a source of great pride (the pride would be greater, however, if both of them were given pink slips).
* Our undercover and out in the open work at Michigan mosques and Islamic events has helped expose the , it’s Government of Iran/Hezbollah agent cleric, , and Federal officials’ slimy pandering behavior to supporters of terror.
* Our have been cited in major media outlets around the world and helped shape attendance (or non-attendance) at the box office.
* We’ve alerted the world of the terror-sympathizing activities of Oprah a/k/a HO-prah, , (Jason Alexander), , and various other worshipped celebs.

And there are so many other achievements, we cannot even remember them all. We look to far more in the future.
Of course, none of this would be possible without your patronage of this site and its advertisers. I thank you–MY WONDERFUL READERS!–for coming back to this site every day, several times a day. Without you, we could not make a difference.
And I thank you–MY ASTUTE, OBSERVANT & PATRIOTIC READERS!–for the many tips you have given me. Without those, many of the items we’ve posted and news we’ve broken would not have been written here. Please keep it up. Your nearly 6,100 comments have contained some very important information, too.
Thank you for a great year on the blogosphore. And with your help, here’s to many, many more.

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June 1, 2006, - 7:06 pm

To My Friends & Readers: In Observance of Shavuot/Pentecost

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To my friends and readers, in observance of the Jewish holiday of Shavuot (also Shavuos and in English, “Pentecost”), I will be out of blog commission, tomorrow (Friday). But I have written several posts which my webmaster will post for me, including a special scoop/breaking story about a very disturbing Bush judicial nominee.
Also, tomorrow is the first Blogiversary of this site, which I will also recognize and celebrate.
To my Jewish friends and readers, Happy Shavuot. To my friends and readers who are not Jewish and want to learn about the holiday, go here and here. Basically, the holiday is a celebration of G-d giving the Torah and the Ten Commandments to the Jewish people. On the holiday, men traditionally stay up all night, the first night, in Bible study, and we eat dairy foods.

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June 1, 2006, - 12:20 pm

Lola Elzein: Muslim “Arab American PAC” Officer Threatens My Life/Family; ICE Official Linked?

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**** SCROLL DOWN FOR UPDATE: Answers to your questions about Lola Elzein ****
To those who believe that all or even most Muslim Arabs in America are peaceful, you must ask yourself why they elect leaders who not only support terrorism, but, themselves, make violent threats against other Americans.
Take the case of Lola Elzein a/k/a Lola Ali Elzein, who has cyber-stalked me and threatened my life and the lives of my family members. She is Secretary of the Arab American Political Action Committee–the Muslim group whose endorsement President Bush vehemently sought in 2000 and 2004 (and got in 2000). (She’s also “Special Projects” Committee Chair for AAPAC–perhaps threatening me is a “Special Project.”) She’s also an activist in “former” terrorist ADC (American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee). Ms. Elzein, a Dearborn Heights, Michigan resident, is a Muslim Lebanese student at the University of Michigan-Dearborn, where she headed the Arab Students Union.
I do not know Ms. Elzein. I have never contacted her. I did not ask her to contact me. But that did not figure into the equation. First she tried to get me to meet her for lunch with some BS e-mail. Then she sent other angry e-mails when I did not respond. Ms. Elzein’s repeated, deranged e-mails got progressively more violent and threatening, with threats to me and my family. She also posted violent threats on my website under the name “JEWISH LEADER” (which was traced to her IP address).


Lola Elzein: Muslim Arab American PAC Official Threatens My Life

I find it very scary and disturbing that these–the most threatening comments apparently written to me by Ms. Elzein–were posted on this site’s , Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Special Agent in Charge for Michigan/Ohio. Moskowitz is very close to the officials and few members of the Arab American PAC, including “former” Islamic terrorist and the PAC’s President Osama Siblani (Publisher of the Arab American News), who that Moskowitz is “the finest public servant in the United States. Our community has no greater friend in the federal government than Brian Muskovich [Moskowitz].”
Here are the comments Elzein left on the :

Listen you FUCKIN DUMB TERRORIST BITCH! FUCK U AND UR FAMILY AND I HOPE UR GRANDPARENTS BURN IN THE FUCKIN GRAVE THEIR IN FROM THEIR ‘HOLOCAUST’ EXPEIRENCE! YOU’RE THE FUCKIN TERRORIST YOU DUMB IGNORANT BITCH! IF I EVER CATCH YOU IN THE STREET I’M GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, YOU OLD PLASTIC DUMB DIRTY IGNORANT FAT BITCH! YOUR TITS ARE SAGGING, YOU SHOULD TRY HAVING SURGERY ON THAT!
Posted by: JewishLeader at December 17, 2005 01:22 PM
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I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU! I’M GONNA TORTURE YOU THE WAY YOU TORTURE EVERYBODY ELSE! WAIT AND SEE, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A FUCKIN IGNORANT BITCH, I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU, YOU RACIST DUMB BITCH! YOU FUCKIN TERRORIST! WATCH! I KNOW YOU’RE WITH THE TERRORISTS YOU BITCH! I KNOW YOU FUCKED HOWARD STERN!
Posted by: JewishLeader at December 17, 2005 01:24 PM


Was Ms. Elzein sending me a message on behalf of Mr. Moskowitz? It’s chilling to note that Moskowitz is a likely applicant for the just-opened position of Deputy Assistant Director for National Security for ICE.
That she lives so close to me is frightening. That she still walks free, without a peep from the Department of Justice or U.S. Attorney –while they went after a quadriplegic veteran who sent far less threatening e-mails to an extremist Muslim cleric in town–is an outrage. U.S. Attorney Stephen Murphy REFUSES to prosecute any of the hate crimes and death threats against me. I am posting Lola Elzein’s deranged rantings in the hope that while the Justice Department is doing nothing, perhaps potential employers will google Lola Elzein’s name and discover what an unstable and violent person she apparently is.
Her name is Lola, but she’s not Barry Manilow’s showgirl. She’s a violent Muslim Arab woman who doesn’t believe people like you or me deserve to live in peace. Don’t look for the Arab American PAC to relieve her of her position, either.
Religion of Peace?:

— Lelzein@aol.com wrote:
From: Lelzein@aol.com
Date: Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:38:02 EST
Subject: Whats up Slut?
To: dschlussel@yahoo.com
Hey you fuckin whore, I can’t wait to fuck your mom and grandparents tonight, I am going to FUCK your world up.
Your JEWISH friend!
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— Lelzein@aol.com wrote:
From: Lelzein@aol.com
Date: Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:24:17 EST
Subject: MATURITY AND RESPECT…
To: dschlussel@yahoo.com
You belong to a Jewish version of the KKK . . . . I’m really young, much younger than you are, and I show more respect and maturity than you do or ever will.
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— Lelzein@aol.com wrote:
From: Lelzein@aol.com
Date: Sun, 18 Dec 2005 23:21:35 EST
Subject: I Love You BITCH!
To: dschlussel@yahoo.com
The way you talk about issues in your articles, it was as if you actually know what you’re talking about, you do nothing but bullshit! You’re either ignorant or you bullshit, either or, I can not believe you actually have an MBA or Law degree, shame on you for what you are. With all due respect, You’re nothing but a dumb *fAkE* blonde plastic B-OTCH!
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— Lelzein@aol.com wrote:
From: Lelzein@aol.com
Date: Fri, 16 Dec 2005 11:20:13 EST
Subject: (no subject)
To: dschlussel@yahoo.com
It would be an honor to meet you! I would absolutely LOVE to go out to lunch with you one day! I’ve always loved your articles and I adore you! I’m currently a student at the University of Michigan-Dearborn, and I wouldn’t mind taking advice from a lovely young lady like you! Please contact me, thank you so much!
Lola

As the founder of the suddenly-erased “Haters of Debbie Schussel [sic]” group on Facebook.com (like My Space for college students), she’s spent a lot of energy on me. And that’s what I’m very worried about. With her brazen threats, where will she stop? At my death?
Of course, the Arab American PAC won’t depose Lola Elzein over these comments. The Muslim group (no Christian Arabs involved) probably endorses her “messages” to me.
RELIGION OF PEACE. Ri-i-i-ight.
**** UPDATE: Some readers have asked how we know Lola Elzein really sent these e-mails and comments on this site. We know because we have the IP addresses from the comments she left and e-mails she sent from her AOL account. They were traced. Yes, I did contact the FBI. And “miraculously,” after they contacted her, her “Haters of Debbie Schlussel [sic]” group on Facebook.com was taken down. Gee, I wonder why.
The matter is ongoing. I have every intention of pursuing this matter through all legal channels against Lola Elzein. The problem is who will NOT pursue it or any hate crimes against anyone but Muslims. Murphy REFUSES to indict anyone for hate crimes and death threats against me. FYI, Lola Elzein is also a prominent member of the ADC (American Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee), the group headed by “former” terrorist .

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June 1, 2006, - 11:14 am

Palestinians Urinate on Statue of Liberty: What Your Tax $s Are Buying

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Aren’t you glad the Palestinian workers are finally getting partially paid (for the first time in 3 months)? Aren’t you glad that the reason they’re getting paid is that our government gave “humanitarian” aid to the HAMAS government to the tune of billions?
If you’re glad, maybe you won’t be when you see how they repay us. Courtesy of our friends at Palestinian Media Watch (not to be confused with the pro-Palestinian terrorist Palestine Media Watch), here’s a cartoon from the latest issue of HAMAS’ newsweekly, “Al-Risala.” Palestinian kids urinating on the Statue of Liberty. Your tax dollars at work:


(From Al-Risala, May 25, 2006)

Apparently, the Palestinians have a bizarre Statue of Liberty desecration fetish (ditto for the Superheroes). Here are some recent other cartoons, also courtesy of PMW, from other Palestine media sources your tax dollars are subsidizing:

(From Al-Hayat Al-Jadida, January 31, 2006)


(From Al-Hayat Al-Jadida, September 29, 2003)


(From Al-Ayam, March 27, 2003)

The cartoon, above, is supposed to be superheroes defeated (AND BEHEADED) by Jihadis at the gates of Baghdad. Uh, didn’t someone tell the Pastinians that the companies that own most of these superheroes are far-left and very pro-Palestinian?
And don’t the Palestinians know that the Statue of Liberty is a gift from their buddies, the French? Not that it matters.

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June 1, 2006, - 10:36 am

Me in USA Today on Katie Couric “Today” Departure

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Thanks to USA Today TV & Radio/Media writer, Peter Johnson, for asking my opinion on the Empress with No Clothing Good-bye Party a/k/a Katie Couric’s last day on the “Today” show, yesterday.
I’m quoted in his story about it in today’s USA Today. Too bad he left out most of my comments which were far more harsh on Perky Katie.
Here’s the quote he used:

Conservative blogger , a Couric critic, found the three hours Today devoted to Couric “an overabundance of worship. … It was as if a new queen of the universe was being anointed.”


(Artwork by the talented David Lunde)

Here’s the entire set of comments I sent him about yesterday’s Katie confab:

An overexuberant version of the Empress in no clothing. An overabundance of worship unworthy for the Valley Girl of morning television. It was as if a new queen of the universe was being anointed. Kind of sickening.
I also noted there were several things missing: clips of her bad attempts at hipness over the years, like using terms like “stoked” and other words and phrases better relegated to Jeff Spicoli and “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” There was no clip of her . That was one of the low points of The Today Show, and a moment that made even Jerry Springer blush. No clip of her exchange with Ann Coulter, which made for great TV, but not great Katie. In short, today’s good-bye show was a lot of hype, pomp and circumstance over a girl they picked up from a local Virginia TV station. She could have been working at the gap at the local Virginia mall. (Not that it would not have made a difference.) I don’t look for her to gain the respect of nightly news colleagues on the various networks. They don’t talk like Spicoli, do thong removals or .

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May 31, 2006, - 1:46 pm

Minor League Priorities: Senate Immigration Fine Print Terrorists Can Exploit

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What is the most important, most pressing area of immigration that should be addressed in immigration legislation?
Is it baseball or hockey? Does America need more minor league athletes from other countries? The Senate apparently thinks so. Buried in the Senate Immigration Bill, passed last week, are increased numbers of visas for minor league athletes from other countries.
Perhaps it’s time for Osama to train his minions how to pitch and skate. No joke. You don’t need to be very good to play in the minors. I know, having represented several minor league athletes.
Well, at least, this tells us where the Senate’s (and the White House’s) mind is at. Minor league priorities for minor league patriots with major league egos and zero accountability.


Terrorists’ Occupational Ticket Into America?

And there are also the Canadian power-line workers. Under the Senate legislation, more Canadian power-line workers could enter the U.S. if they have received “significant training.”
Since Canadian Security Intelligence Service’s Deputy Director, Jack Hooper, recently testified that there are several Canadian citizens and residents who trained in Al-Qaeda camps, it wouldn’t be a stretch for them to become linemen to get into America.
Thanks, U.S. Senate, for “protecting” our borders.

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May 31, 2006, - 1:39 pm

Buh-Bye, Katie Couric (Unfortunately, Not Good Riddance)

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In honor of Katie Couric bidding good-bye to “The Today Show,” this morning, in preparation for her new hosting gig at the “CBS Evening News,” we wanted to recount our least fave memory of perky Katie on “Today”:
Using the excuse that her husband died of colon cancer, Katie wanted to show us how simple and easy a colonoscopy exam can be. But she also wanted to show us something else. Fresh from a new personal trainer/guru’s fitness program, the live on-air colon exam began with the camera panning to her removing her thong underwear and pulling it down her legs.
Preparation for the anchor chair at the “CBS Evening News” or the fluff chair at the SPICE Channel? Can you imagine any other news anchor (say, Tom Brokaw or Brian Williams) doing that with his boxer shorts? Don’t go there.
Buh-Bye, Katie, but unfortunately not good riddance.


(Artwork by the talented David Lunde)



Katie Couric’s Liberal Views

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May 31, 2006, - 12:59 pm

Ayatollah Ghilmeini: MUST Read About What May Happen to America

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Our good friend, Ayatollah Ghilmeini, who is based not far from us in Khandahar, Michigan, has a very, very important, compelling piece on his blog (The Neocon Madrassa), “The End of the City on the Hill,” about possible attacks on our shores.
Read it.
For those who think it sounds like a “24” episode, think again (Ayatollah Ghilmeini wrote this a couple weeks before “24” ended, this season, so he beat Jack Bauer to it). We wish our leaders and, especially, those in federal law enforcement and national security would read this piece. It could–and may–happen.

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May 31, 2006, - 11:53 am

Pants on Fire: FBI Lies About Hoffa Dig $$$ Tab

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When I was a kid, K-Mart’s slogan was “K-Mart: Where Your Dollar Buys You More.” Perhaps the FBI’s new slogan should be: “FBI-Mart: Where Your Tax Dollar Buys You Less.”
After 5 years of floundering in the War on Terror (including refusing agents’ requests to search terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui’s belongings), you’d think the FBI would be used to criticism by now. But you’d be wrong.
Apparently stung by the avalanche of criticism of the two week long, fruitless (see , also) at a Michigan horse farm, the FBI has chosen to lie to the public about the cost of the dig. FBI Special Agent Louis Fischetti and other FBI spokespersons told the media the final tab will be “less than $250,000“. But that’s simply not possible. Unless he’s talking about 1975 dollars (from the year Hoffa disappeared). The actual cost to taxpayers is probably more in the neighborhood of $1-2 million.


Here’s what the search involved and other expenses the FBI has committed to paying for:
* Rebuilding a brand new horse barn to replace the horsebarn the FBI destroyed;
* Replacement of soil dug up throughout the farm and re-landscaping;
* Compensation for two weeks’ lost business to the horse farm;
* Two weeks salary and overtime duty pay for 50 FBI agents who make on average $100,000 per year (that’s about two man-years of an FBI salary and benefits–about $250,000 plus);
* Payment of two weeks travel, hotel, meal expenses, and other per diems for 50 FBI agents from Chicago, Washington, DC, and Detroit (the farm was guarded by agents 24/7);
* Two weeks mileage and gas for FBI Government-owned vehicles for 50 FBI agents;
* Payment to an army of archeologists, anthropologists, demolition and excavation professionals, K9 dog handlers;
* Rental of extra probing and other equipment; and
* Assorted other expenses.
All that and more for “less than $250,000“? No way. Now we know what President Bush meant by “fuzzy math.”

Yet, Detroit FBI Assistant Special Agent in Charge Judith Chilen claims the waste of money was worth it because “We do not put a price tag on kidnapping/murder investigations, as we treat all human life on an equal basis.”
Oh, really? That’s hardly been my experience. In 2004, FBI agents swooped down on two New York men who sent vague threats to an extremist Muslim imam. The men–one of whom is a quadriplegic veteran–were arrested, indicted, and prosecuted. I’m still waiting for something to happen on that I received from Muslims beginning in 2003. The first agent “working” (if you can call it that) on one of my threats, , did NOTHING.
Clearly, the FBI does not treat all human life equally. Not at all. They just treat all taxpayer money equally, as something to be wasted.

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