November 28, 2006, - 5:03 pm

UPDATE: Lawyer for Deportee in New Jersey Cop Case Indicted for Immigration Fraud

By Debbie Schlussel
How interesting. In my earlier post, today, I wrote about how two Edison, New Jersey cops were sent to counseling for doing their job and helping ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) arrest Rajnikant Parikh, an illegal alien ordered deported.
Apparentely, the web is even more tangled. Now, I’ve discovered that, in October, Parikh’s lawyer, Jonathan Saint-Preux, the lawyer’s wife, and a third party are under indictment for immigration fraud.
From the Justice Department press release:

NEWARK – An Irvington lawyer, his wife and a third individual were arrested today on an eight-count federal Indictment charging them with conspiracy to defraud the United States and with immigration fraud, U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie announced.
The Indictment charges Jonathan Saint Preux, 44, an attorney specializing in immigration law at the law offices of Jonathan Saint Preux in Irvington; his wife, Michele Saint Preux, 40, who is the firm’s office manager; and Naranjan Patel, 47, who recruited clients for the firm. They are accused of fraudulently assisting a large number of immigrant aliens to live illegally in New Jersey and elsewhere in the United States.
According to the Indictment, the defendants falsely represented that the aliens had lived unlawfully in the United States before 1982 so that such aliens could qualify for legal residency under an amnesty immigrant program sponsored by the federal government. . . .
The Indictment charges the defendants with, among other things, attempting to fraudulently cause the Department of Homeland Security’s Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS) to approve a large number of Applications for Status as a Temporary Resident (Forms I-687), and other immigration documents. An I-687 is a petition for an alien to become a lawful resident in the United States.
The defendants prepared at least 800 such petitions, a large number of which were fraudulent. According to the Indictment, the Jonathan Saint Preux law office received thousands of dollars from many of the aliens for the preparation and filing of the fraudulent I-687s.
The Indictment further charges that in preparation for aliens’ interviews with CIS regarding the I-687s, the defendants conspired to instruct such aliens, including seven cooperating witnesses specifically discussed in the Indictment, to falsely claim to CIS that
they had lived unlawfully in the United States before 1982.

So, he is indicted for immigration fraud, but the cops who helped arrest his illegal alien client are the ones punished and sent to counseling. What’s wrong with this picture.

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November 28, 2006, - 11:56 am

OUTRAGE: New Jersey Cops Disciplined for Helping ICE Arrest Illegal Alien; Embarrassing “Timing/Environment”?!

By Debbie Schlussel
Why are we losing the war on illegal immigration?
Well, it might have something to do with the fact that we go after those who try to protect our borders. Or it might have something to do with the fact that politics, not law enforcement, governs the behavior of cops trying to help stem the illegal alien rising tide.
Take the absurd case of Rajnikant Parikh, an illegal alien who used multiple identities. He was ordered deported. Yet, he remained here. On August 2nd, two Edison, New Jersey cops helped Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrest him at a political protest.

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Illegal Aliens Must Be Laughing @ Edison, NJ Authorities

Instead of hailing the two cops for helping ICE to enforce immigration laws, the cops have been found guilty of wrongdoing and sentenced them to counseling. Their crime: they shared information with ICE and they arrested this lawbreaker in front of others at a protest, which was very embarrassing to him.
No lie. Apparently, it’s an outrage for a cop to arrest an illegal alien in front of others from his community at a protest (organized by him against Edison cops). Cops are no longer allowed to embarrass people? Come on. I’ll remember that, the next time I’m stopped for speeding. That flashing red light is embarrassing.
Here’s more from IndiaPost, which apparently has a “slight” bias (the paper thinks counseling is not enough!):

India Post News Service
NEW YORK: An internal affairs investigation into the complicity of Edison police with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in the arrest of an Indian man on August 2nd, has found two Edison police officers guilty of wrongdoing.
Ironically though, the police officers are to be let off with mere counseling.
In an emailed joint statement, Edison Mayor Jun Choi and Edison Police Chief George Mieczkowski, say that the investigation and subsequent arrest of Rajnikant Parikh was initiated by an ICE employee and that information was passed between the ICE employee and a member of the Edison Police Department.
The statement further notes that the pre-arrest information was shared with another Edison Officer. “Neither of the Edison Officers have supervisory responsibility. The information was not shared with Command Level Officers. Had the Department known, our local agency would have requested the arrest take place in a different and appropriate manner,” the statement reads.
Mayor Choi and the Police Chief concede that the internal investigation determined that while the arrest of Parikh served a legitimate law enforcement purpose, the timing and the environment of the arrest was inappropriate.
[DS: HUH?!]
Parikh was arrested from a rally outside the Edison Mayor’s office on August 2 where he was protesting against his illegal arrest and brutal assault by a police officer on July 4 outside his residential complex at Hilltop Apartments on Oak Tree Road.
The protest rally was organized by Pradip ‘Peter’ Kothari, a travel agency owner and community leader, along with about a 100 other members of the community. Mid-rally, federal agents belonging to the ICE arrested Parikh allegedly on pending deportation proceedings against him on grounds that he was an illegal alien.
Mayor Choi and the Police Chief, who maintained ever since that they had no knowledge of the federal action, had instituted an internal investigation to determine as to who in the police department, had leaked information to the ICE officer regarding Parikh.
A statement on the completed report of the Edison Police Department internal affairs investigation was released to the media on the eve of the Thanksgiving Day weekend.
It said the Edison Police Department internal affairs investigation inquiring into Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) coordination with local police before an August 2 arrest has been completed.
The joint statement says the Middlesex County Prosecutor’s Office and the state Office of the Attorney General have reviewed the investigation and concluded that it is a complete and an accurate recitation of all facts leading up to and including the arrest.
Terming it “an unfortunate incident,” the statement says, the Mayor’s Office and Police Department have established various community relations initiatives, including: liaison officers, the Mayor’s Advisory Committee on Community Relations, mandatory cultural sensitivity training for all sworn officers and other community outreach programs.
Further it says, measures have been taken to avoid such incidents happening again. “This incident is a singular event in the history of the Edison Police Department and not the normal course of business. Previous to this incident there was an absence of procedures regarding interactions with other law enforcement agencies. The commitment now is to ensure an incident like this will not occur in the future.”
Reportedly, preventative measures have now been implemented and installed in the Department’s rules, regulations and general orders. “If any outside agency contacts an officer, the officer is to notify the watch commander who will then communicate with the Command Staff if necessary. Officers failing to follow this procedure will be the subject of disciplinary actions,” the joint statement said.
The statement also says there was no evidence to indicate any intent to embarrass or undermine the Office of the Mayor or the Chief of Police. The internal investigation showed the Mayor and Police Chief had no knowledge of communications with ICE or that an arrest was going to take place, substantiating previous statements by the Mayor and Police Chief.
“The two Edison Officers involved will be counseled regarding their actions and responsibilities as Edison Police Officers. In accordance with Attorney General Guidelines, the names of the two officers involved will not be released. It is important to note, the ICE agents who made the arrest believed official coordination had been reached between the two agencies,” the statement concluded. . . .
Parikh, meanwhile, continues to languish under ICE detention pending procedures.

Un-fricking-believable.
Writes one long-time ICE agent:

It sounds like PC run amok. The title of the article is, “Edison cops found guilty” Of what? Doing their jobs? Cops don’t think like politicians and shouldn’t be expected to.
From what I could tell, they knew ICE was looking for this guy, they saw him in the demonstration, and they took him into custody.
The article drones on and on about what a terrible thing this entire incident was, but then it ends with, “Parikh, meanwhile, continues to languish under ICE detention pending procedures.” So he’s languishing in ICE detention. So what??? Isn’t that where he belongs if he is here illegally?
What a pejoritive article, with phrases like, “the police officers are to be let off with mere counseling,” “he was protesting against his illegal arrest and brutal assault by a police officer,” and
“continued failure of the administration to take disciplinary action against “guilty” officers.”

Amen. Even more of this absurdity from the New Brunswick Home News Tribune:

Mayor Jun H. Choi and Police Chief George Mieczkowski released a 451-word statement yesterday afternoon calling the incident, which led to the arrest of Rajnikant Parikh, “unfortunate.”
The statement said the timing and environment of the arrest, which occurred at a rally outside of the Municipal Complex, was “inappropriate.” It also said the investigation determined that the mayor and chief were not aware of the planned Aug. 2 arrest, something they both stated on the day of the arrest.
“Measures have been taken to avoid an incident like this happening again,” the statement said. “This incident is a singular event in the history of the Edison Police Department and not the normal course of business. The commitment now is to ensure an incident like this will not occur in the future.”
Choi and Mieczkowski said the investigation and subsequent arrest of Parikh, who was wanted on an outstanding deportation order, was initiated by ICE. . . .
Township officials declined to name the two officers involved in the incident, but said the pair will receive counseling regarding their actions.
“There is no evidence to indicate any intent to embarrass or undermine the Office of the Mayor or the Chief of Police,” the statement said.
[DS: Well, thank Heaven for that.]
Township and police officials have also implemented a new procedure, which states that if any outside agency contacts an officer, a watch commander must be notified. The watch commander will then communicate with the command staff if necessary, the policy states.
“Officers failing to follow this procedure will be the subject of disciplinary actions,” the statement said.
Edison Policemen’s Benevolent Association President Michael Schwarz said he was glad the issue is put to rest and that “proper procedures and policies have been put in place to specify how a situation of this matter will be handled in the future.”
“The arrest was conducted legally and lawfully,” Schwarz said. “However, the incident caused unnecessary turmoil and tension between the police department and the community.”
The three-month investigation, launched on Aug. 4, looked into the circumstances surrounding the arrest of Parikh by federal agents on Aug. 2 at a rally outside the Municipal Complex.
It was the timing of Parikh’s arrest that stunned the Asian Indian community, many of whom were present when he was led away in handcuffs by federal agents.
ICE officials that day said they closely coordinated with the Edison police department before taking Parikh into custody on an outstanding deportation order. Mieczkowski and Choi, however, both said they had no prior knowledge of the arrest.
The rally, organized by members of the Asian Indian community, was set up to protest Parikh’s treatment by Edison police when he was arrested at an illegal fireworks display on July 4. Parikh had accused Edison Police Officer Michael Dotro, the arresting officer, of attacking him during the July 4 arrest.
Dotro was later cleared in an Internal Affairs investigation.
Immigration authorities said Parikh violated immigration law by using multiple identities. He is currently being held at a Hudson County Correctional Facility. Parikh’s lawyer, Jonathan Saint-Preux of Irvington, said his client is a victim of a misunderstanding and is currently appealing the immigration case.

In any other country, this guy would be the hell outta here, and the two cops would be heroes. As they should be here. Instead, they must go to counseling?!

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November 28, 2006, - 10:22 am

Chutzpah, Inc. Meets Spineless, Inc.: My Buds @ Terrorist Charity Sue Their Bank

By Debbie Schlussel
Last Wednesday (Thanksgiving Eve), sources told me that my “friends” at the Debbie Schlussel Islamist Fan Club a/k/a LIFE for Relief and Development, sued Comerica Bank, the bank at which the terrorist-funding charity has several accounts.
I chose not to write about it on Thanksgiving because I wanted to enjoy my holiday and take a few days off from the continuing crisis of how our Islamic “brothers” and “sisters” show “thanks” to America.
I’ve written about Comerica Bank and the accounts LIFE has with the bank. The problem is that the operant verb is “has” accounts, not “had” accounts.

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LIFE For Relief & Development Associates: “Former” Terrorist Imad Hamad, Anti-Semitic Author Mohammed Alomari, Lawyer Shereef Akeel

(Debbie Schlussel Islamofascist Fan Club by David Lunde)

After LIFE was raided by the FBI in September, Comerica should have immediately shut down LIFE’s accounts, but like all U.S. corporations the bank was spineless in the face of Muslim aggression. First, the bank gave LIFE a notice of intent to close its accounts. Then, it met with LIFE and other Islamist pressure groups and gave LIFE an extension of time before closing its accounts in order for LIFE to raise that all important Ramadan bulk money, which goes to HAMASastan and Fallujah and all places in between to people who are not our friends.
Then, another extension and more meetings, ad absurdum. This is how we “fight” the domestic War–no, make that “Capitulation“–on Terror, and that’s why we’re losing.
Then, there is spineless U.S. Attorney Stephen Murphy III a/k/a “Abu Porno” (a Bush Federal Appeals Court nominee). He shoulders a big part of the blame for LIFE’s continued operation and continued funding of apparent terrorist operations. Instead of constantly dining and hanging with LIFE officials and associates, he should have frozen all of LIFE’s assets. But, to date, he has not done so. And because of him, insurgents and terrorists apparently funded by LIFE continue to murder others, including our soldiers. Murphy has American blood on his hands.
Back to the lawsuit. After so many meetings, so many extensions, LIFE and its sleazy attorney, extremist Shereef Akeel (who tried, unsuccessfully, to silence me with a phony grievance against me to Michigan authorities), showed Comerica Bank exactly what generosity and spinelessness will get you from Islamists: a federal lawsuit.
LIFE’s lawsuit seeks to keep Comerica from closing its accounts. If Comerica had done the right thing–instead of the stupid thing–the accounts would already be closed.
And LIFE seeks extra rights that no other bank customer gets. Every bank has the right to share information on its customers with other banks. If you bounce too many checks, your account is closed and it is noted in a database shared by all banks. Ditto, if you money launder or engage in other criminal or suspicious activity. But because it’s a Muslim charity, LIFE demands that its information not be shared with other banks.
Nobody forced LIFE to get a bank account. The charity–the way it hands out money to open funders of terrorism–might as well keep the money under a mattress, anyway. But if LIFE maintains an account at a bank, it is subject to the same rules and regs as the rest of us. If LIFE officials don’t like the fine print, tough.
LIFE is claiming that this is somehow a Patriot Act issue, but it isn’t. A bank has a right to do business that way, and most banks did so, well before 9/11. And it’s interesting: Even the ACLU dropped its lawsuit against the Patriot Act, saying the law has been completely defanged. Yet, even the ACLU’s kosher seal of approval is not good enough for this Halal terrorist supporting charity.
Hard to imagine a Jewish or Christian charity (if there were any) in a Muslim country suing a bank to stay open and continue to launder money to those who want to take over that Muslim country and overthrow its government.
It’s a laughing stock that such a move is proceeding here. Over there, there would be a lot of “accidental” car bombings and head-chopping.
Moreover, the crux of the LIFE lawsuit is that LIFE fears Comerica Bank will information about suspected LIFE money laundering and terrorist activity with other banks and with the federal government. Glad to see LIFE is finally admitting it engages in money-laundering and terrorist activity because if there was none, the bank would have nothing to report and the FBI would never have raided the “charity.”
Can you imagine a suspected drug dealer who openly deals drugs (so the “suspected” part is just a wasted word) and then sues his bank for suspecting he’s a drug dealer and informing the FBI about it? Well, actually, the law requires the bank to do so. Well before 9/11, federal law required (and still does) that transactions of $10,000 or more be recorded in some manner.
Should terrorist financiers on our soil have more rights than drug dealers and the rest of us? That’s what LIFE’s lawsuit seeks. And that’s what all Islamists want.
They are using our legal system to get rights above and beyond that to which every other American is entitled. So much for the U.S. Constitution’s prohibition against Congress establishing a national religion or preferring one religion over all others.
The Muslims are gaining that status through our courts in an Islamist Ligitation Explosion which I’ve been writing about since well before 9/11. And this lawsuit is yet another example. Regardless of the outcome, that LIFE and company even had the audacity to file it tells us the momentum is on the Islamists’ side. And so is the chutzpah.
“A charity, especially a Muslim charity, has to live by its reputation,” Akeel told the Detroit Free Press.
Yes, but as I’ve written, LIFE’s reputation is that of a charity that openly funds terrorists and has strong ties to HAMAS and Al Qaeda.
America has to live by its reputation of allowing it to continue to operate unfetterd. Unfortunately, by doing that, our nation can’t live for long.
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Others who’ve written about the absurd LIFE for Relief and Development lawsuit against Comerica include Doctor Bulldog and Dan Riehl.
Some progress: Last night, Detroit’s ABC affiliate, WXYZ-TV/Channel 7, finally reported that life was raided by the FBI because of suspected ties to terrorism. In Detroit’s dhimmified media, that’s huge. Detroit’s other media outlets continue to qualify each story on LIFE, claiming it has nothing to do with terrorism (even running a fake story that LIFE had been cleared when it has not been). Uh-huh. That’s why the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force was involved–for a non-terrorism investigation. Ri-i-i-i-ight.

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November 27, 2006, - 1:37 pm

Will Michael Irvin Get the Jimmy The Greek/Campanis/Limbaugh/Issel Treatment?

By Debbie Schlussel
So ESPN football commentator Michael Irvin–in his umpteenth faux pas–says that NFLer Tony Romo’s athletic skill must be due to some Black blood in his background. Only his comments are far more specific than that–having to do with breeding. Here’s what he said on the Dan Patrick radio show, according to KRT Newswire:

“Somewhere there are some brothers. . . . (Maybe) his great, great, great, great Grandma ran over in the hood or something went down.”
That’s what Irvin said Monday on the Dan Patrick radio show. The host then asked Irvin if having black ancestry was the only way to be a great athlete.

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Michael Irvin: Keepin’ It Real

“No, that’s not the only way, but it’s certainly one way. Great, great, great, great Grandma pulled one of them studs up outta the barn.”

Remember how Jimmy “The Greek” Snyder lost everything when he made similar comments? Al Campanis? All Rush Limbaugh said was that the media wanted Donovan McNabb to succeed because he’s a Black quarterback. And he was fired, too.
So, will Irvin get the same treatment? Don’t count on it. Black athletes and commentators get a free pass when it counts to intolerance. As I’ve written before, Isiah Thomas suffered no harm when he claimed Larry Bird was only getting attention because he’s White and that he’d be “just another” Black athlete. Charles Barkley suffered no damage when he said, “That’s what I hate about f-cking White people.” And, no, he was not using the f-word as a verb. He meant it as an adjective.
And there are a host of others. Michael Irvin will get away with it, too. Mark my word.
ESPN needs to change it call letters . . . to ESPCN.

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November 27, 2006, - 1:00 pm

About That Phony HAMAS Ceasefire

By Debbie Schlussel
By now, you’ve probably read a gazillion stories about the gazillionth HAMAS “ceasefire” (hudna in Arabic). The fact is, like all other HAMAS “ceasefires,” this isn’t a ceasefire at all. It’s a PR stunt.
For hours after the ceasefire, HAMAS continued sending rockets in, and the rocketing continues. And during every single previous “ceasefire,” terrorists have gone into Israel and murdered Israelis on a daily basis.
There’s no such thing as a “ceasefire” in the Muslim Mid-East. There are only replenishing and retooling periods in the continuing jihad, and the idiots a/k/a “diplomats” who allow them to occur.

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November 27, 2006, - 11:46 am

Pimp My Ride, Jihad Edition: Ford Motor Did Biz w/ Syria, Iran, Sudan

By Debbie Schlussel
Shame on Ford Motor Company. The auto company–in an economic nadir and possibly soon to be bankrupt–is slashing American jobs left and right. And, yet, it has “business operations” in terror-host states Syria, Iran, and Sudan.
In a July letter released to the public Friday, the Securities and Exchange Commission asked Ford to provide information regarding its and its subsidiary, Mazda’s, operations in those three countries. The SEC asked whether Ford’s investments “constitute a material investment risk” for Ford shareholders.

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Ford Motor Company: “Pimp My Ride” to Terrorists

Ford admitted doing about $50 million in business with Syria, Sudan, and Iran in 2005 alone. And Ford also had the chutzpah to claim that its involvement in Syria and Sudan does not violate U.S. trade sanctions because it claims that Mazda (of which Ford owns one-third) is a separate legal entity. Ford gives the same excuse for Land Rover, Volvo, and Jaguar, wholly-owned Ford subsidiaries which each have car dealerships in Syria.
Uh-huh. That’s the same excuse Dick Cheney used when, as CEO of Halliburton, he used its British subsidiary, Kellogg Brown & Root (KBR), to do business with Iran, Saddam’s Iraq, and Libya (where KBR built a steel pipeline 14 feet in diameter across Libya–wide enough for vehicles and troop movements and impervious to our satellites).
Ford claimed its operations in those countries are legal and not material to investors.
Oh, really? There are plenty of Ford shareholders who would beg to differ. Some of them might actually not want to help terrorists and provide them with transportation and jobs.
More:

The Securities and Exchange Commission, in a letter to Ford dated July 5 but not released until Friday by the agency, said it appeared from Ford’s Web site and news media accounts that the company has operations in Sudan and Syria. It also said that Mazda Motor Corp., which is part-owned by Ford, has a presence in Iran and Syria.
“Your annual report does not include any information about these operations,” SEC Division of Corporation Finance Branch Chief David R. Humphrey said in the letter to Ford Chief Financial Officer Don Leclair.
The letter asks the company to describe its past, current and future operations in the countries and whether Ford believes contacts there “constitute a material investment risk for your security holders.”
Ford responded in a letter dated July 18 that it has one authorized dealership in Syria, which opened in May. Ford contended it is legally allowed to sell products in Syria that contain less than 10 percent of U.S.-originated content, and it legally can do business with Syrian nationals who are not government officials.
Treasury Department spokeswoman Molly Millerwise said there is no general prohibition on a U.S. company doing business in Syria. American companies cannot do business in Iran or Sudan unless licensed or exempted from economic sanctions, she said.
The letter noted that several U.S. government officials attended the grand opening of the Ford dealership in Syria, including representatives from the embassy in Damascus.

If trading with our enemies is what they mean by “Built Ford Tough,” apparently, Ford isn’t built too tough at all.
It doesn’t provide Americans any jobs when 90% of a Ford product in Syria is made by Syrians in Syria. And we’ll never beat terrorists if our corporations continue to go around the laws designed to stop them. They are the living embodiment of the V. I. Lenin pronouncement about us selling our enemies the rope on which to hang ourselves.
Kudos to the SEC’s David R. Humphrey for pressing Ford on this very important issue.

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November 27, 2006, - 10:49 am

Manly Men Are Back in the Ad Biz

By Debbie Schlussel
Say good-bye to metrosexuals and girlie men?
Unfortunately not in real life, but there is a good sign. USA Today reports that avertisers are now celebrating manly men again. That’s a good thing. Unfortunately, the leader in this trend is Miller Lite–you know, the beer that funds illegal aliens. Still, it’s encouraging that companies are realizing that when guy culture goes away, so does their customer base:

Remnants of the metrosexual trend remain in big cities but are fading fast.
In response, more-masculine marketing messages are promoting manly men over pampered types – especially when it comes to selling beer.

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The ultimate guys’ beverage has been sidelined for a time in favor of froufrou drinks and wine. Beer ads that did feature old-school men often depicted them as buffoons.
Now, beermaker Miller Lite is trying to tap into a manly but modern male mind-set for its latest ad campaign.
“One of the things we realized was that in so many ways, male culture and beer culture was going away,” says Deb Boyda, head of Miller Lite’s advertising.
“We wanted to create a campaign with some social culture for the brand that was modern for men. Girls and women hang out and have a cup of coffee. Men communicate a little differently.”
That meant no longer trying to make men fit a unisex or feminine marketing model.
“The pendulum is swinging back,” says Alex Bogusky, chief creative officer for Miami agency Crispin Porter & Bogusky.
The agency has nearly single-handedly reversed the pendulum with its Burger King campaign with the mute king, which goes squarely after young male burger eaters. The agency also created the Haggar ads starring Pete and Red in a show called Making Things Right. They wear “real tough” Haggar trousers with “unbustable seams” as they enforce codes of conduct for dog owners or a daughter’s boyfriend.
The agency crafted a series of ads for Miller about the unwritten code for guys. In the ads, a secret society of men, including Jerome Bettis, Burt Reynolds and Jimmy Johnson, sit around a table and debate such things as the right waiting time before dating a friend’s ex-girlfriend.
“Guys are really confused about how to behave,” Bogusky says. “A lot of unspoken rules are being broken, and guys are lost. Our research showed us that guys in bars are grasping for the right thing to do, the right way to act.” . . .
The campaign’s Web component, manlaws.com, has attracted the contribution of nearly 100,000 “Man Laws” submitted from everyday guys. Since the site launched in May, more than 1 million unique visitors have stopped by. They stay an average of about 11 minutes, and they’ve downloaded Man Law videos more than 5 million times.

We went to the site and thought it was kind of dumb, not very funny. Miller Lite has all kinds of “manlaws” and polls about what men like. So we have this question for Miller:
How many manly men like profits from their beer money going to fund illegal alien rallies?
We’d bet, hands down, they’re opposed.

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November 27, 2006, - 10:25 am

Live (On Tape) From Madonnastan

By Debbie Schlussel
Given the Europeans’ love for all things Madonna, all things effeminate, and all things surrendering to Islam, I’ve coined a new term for Europe: Madonnastan.
The Madonna concert broadcast on NBC, Thanksgiving Eve, said it all. It’s emblematic of what Europe is all about, these days. I forced myself to watch some of it, and tried in vain to find a straight man or even a solitary woman in the crowd. Both were not to be seen. A lot of sweaty effeminate looking wimps in wife-beater tank tops, though.
Washed up here, Europe loves the extreme botoxed aging pop star resembling a drag queen who did too much yoga and fake Kabbalah. Europe loves her little can’t-we-all-just-get-along dances with washboard-ab endowed, gay, look-alike dancers with Islam and Judaism tattoos.

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As for the rest of us, we ain’t buying this dated, ’80s pre-9/11, cheesy tripe.
For all the hype over NBC’s broadcast of has-been Madonna’s European concert and whether the network would show her hoisted on the cross (fortunately, the network declined after much protest), the concert was a total flop in the ratings, here in much-saner America.
The New York Times reports that “Madonna: The Confessions Tour, Live From London” finished fourth, with a paltry 4.8 million viewers.
We’re tired of Skank-donna. Frankly, when we’ve already seen and heard every inch of her, there’s no mystery–or curiosity–left. She’s just another self-absorbed American woman (who hates America) soon to turn 50. Who cares?
Even William Shatner’s awful “Show Me the Money” game show beat her.
And, pretty soon, Europe–paying far too much attention to Madonna and far too little attention to the Islamofascist takeover all around–will be beaten, too.
And we’re not talking Madonna’s whips or spankings to her gay dancers. So long, Madonnastan.

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November 27, 2006, - 8:24 am

Thanksgiving Leftover: Dearbornistan Wishes You a Thanksgiving Mubarak

By Debbie Schlussel
On Thanksgiving, we drove around Dearbornistan–Ground Zero of Islamic North America. And you’d hardly have known it was Thanksgiving there.
Yup, it was like another country, where they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving. In East Dearborn, most businesses–especially the ones with Arabic writing on the signs–were open for business. We didn’t see too many houses with multiple cars signaling Thanksgiving family gatherings. Nope, they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, there. That’s an Infidel holiday.
Instead we saw way too many homes like those pictured below. Hmmm . . . What flag is that? Hint: Not the American flag. But it is the flag of another country, which they think they’re living in and to which they’re far more loyal.

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Hezbollahstan: Most Dearbornistan Muslims Don’t Celebrate Thanksgiving; But Hezbo-Dominated Lebanon’s Flag, Not America’s Rules Supreme

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In Dearbornistan: Flags of Lebanon Declare Loyalty on Thanksgiving

But one day they will, when we’re all gone. That will truly be a day of giving thanks. Will we wake up before that day. Or spend our lives blind to the threat and consumed by endless quests for PS3s, XBox 360s and the latest doorstopper bargains and giveaways at 5:00 a.m. at Sears and Wal-Mart?
So, was your turkey halal? Or are you one of the halal turkeys?

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November 22, 2006, - 1:07 pm

HAPPY THANKSGIVING to All of You!

By Debbie Schlussel
To my readers and friends, who wished me a Happy Thanksgiving, I regret I cannot respond to each of you personally, but Right Back At Ya! A joyous, delicious, fun Thanksgiving to you!
On this Thanksgiving, I am thankful for you who regularly read my words. I will remember all of those who gave their lives so we can enjoy our turkey in freedom and without wearing a niqab; so that we can enjoy our lives as we wish and live freely. While left-wing self-hating Americans want us to recall their phony version of history–ie., that we are the oppressors, don’t forget that the real oppression is going on elsewhere . . . all over the world today. A large part of it is under Islamic totalitarian rule, some of it under Communists and “former” Communists.
And, finally, on Thanksgiving, I will also be thankful for the turkey and other animal products that I will happily consume. Remember: Thanksgiving . . . it’s not for vegetarians (or tofurkeys).
Enjoy that Turducken. And HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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