By Debbie Schlussel
One of the great intellects of our time, Kyle Joseph Campbell, is trying to change his name. It’s his second attempt. First, he wanted to change his name to “Black Cream Allah.” But the judge said no. So now he’s back for the second time. This time, he seeks the name, “Original Kreeam Shabazz.”
Give the guy credit for coming up with a new way to spell Cream, the second time around. Or is that, “Thah Cekund Tyym Uh-Rawnd.” He hasn’t yet given up on the Black Cream Allah stuff, though. Check out his jacket insignia, below, which he had embroidered with “Black Cream Allah.” I guess you could call that the new “Members Only,” where the old Groucho Marx quote has deep meaning.
Oh, and in case you wondered, he’s from the “Five Percenters”–the even more extreme sect of the extremist Nation of Islam cult. The Five Percenters are mostly found among Black Muslim converts in the penitentiary system. And Black Cream Allah, er . . .Original Kreeam Shabazz, is no exception. We have our fair share of the Five Percenters, here in Michigan.
Who Needs “Vanilla Ice,” When You Can Have . . .

. . . Black Cream Allah

Meet Kyle Joseph Campbell. Just call him Original Kreeam Shabazz.
Campbell of Mariners Harbor recently tried for a second time to change his name legally, a year after his first choice, Black Cream Allah, was denied by a judge on the grounds it resembled a rap song title and was sacrilegious.
“I was [upset], but when I sat down and thought about it, I understood why he did it,” said Campbell, 29, who has belonged to an offshoot of the Nation of Islam since he was 19. “Black Cream — in my nation that’s a real strong name. But someone else sees the name and they might take that as funny, like I’m a joke.”

You don’t say.

Campbell is a “five percenter,” meaning he belongs to the Nation of Islam-affiliated religion that purports man is God personified, and in which members commonly take Allah as a name. His was one of more than 100 name-change petitions filed on Staten Island last year, most of which were mundane and nearly all approved.
Supervising Judge Philip S. Straniere of Civil Court, West Brighton, the jurist in Campbell’s first attempt, ruled July 28 that Black Cream Allah was offensive because the first two words are the title of a Ghostface Killah rap song with violent lyrics, and that allowing Allah as a name would be akin to bestowing religious authority.

I gotta say, for the record, that I don’t agree with the judge on either of these points. And, frankly, I think he should have allowed the original name change, as a red flag to anyone who meets Black Cream Allah that he’s, um, the kinda guy who’d change his name to Black Cream Allah.

Taking the name Allah has certainly been done before.
Five Percent Nation founder Clarence Smith adopted the name after surviving a 1964 shooting. A quick check of public records shows at least a half-dozen in New York City alone — including Black Buddha Allah in Queens (although it could not be determined if that was a legal name change).
But it’s not something a mainstream Muslim would do, said Ibrahim Hooper of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

And that’s exactly why it’s such a great idea. Not only to upset my friend, Mr. Hooper, but to show that our courts don’t show deference to Islam instead of free speech. If someone wants to change their name to Mohammed Pothead Spicoli, let ’em. It’ll be a great way to weed out some of the undesirables in job applications, etc. I mean, would you hire a dude named “Black Cream Allah” for your law firm or medical practice. It’s one of the greatest “I am a dummy” signs ever.

His religion, also known as the Nation of Gods and Earths, rejects a mystical deity and was popularized by the Wu-Tang Clan and others during the 1990s.

Dude, the Wu-Tang Clan . . . the great theologians of this era.

It draws its name from the belief that an elite 10 percent of people control 85 percent of humanity through the false belief in a mystical being, while the enlightened 5 percent are tasked with spreading knowledge.

Yup, and that’s why this, um, “religion” is so hilarious, considering the so-called Five Percenters are probably the self-anointed “enlightened” five percent are the most intellectually challenged on the continent.
Campbell, who grew up dealing drugs out of the West Brighton Houses and was busted with a Mac-11 machine gun at age 17, joined the movement after his release from prison for weapon possession.
Aha! Like I said, most of these “Five Percenters” populate the prison system.

By Debbie Schlussel
By now, you’ve probably seen the video watched around the world of Taliban Muslims publicly flogging a girl for being in the presence of a man not her husband. I’ve posted it, below, in case you didn’t see it.
But what you probably didn’t see–but could have predicted–is the Pakistani justification of this. Remember this isn’t a guy from the Taliban. It’s a guy who is a Pakistani Senator saying the video is a “Jewish plot.”
And he’s not just any Paki Senator. He’s part of the ruling coalition of Pakistan. You know, the one that Asif Ali Zardari, the so-called “moderate” husband of the so-called “moderate” Benazir Bhutto, is part of–the coalition that enables him to lead Pakistan. Yup, this is how they all think of the Jews. And yet, we are supposed to be “tolerant” of this religion.

Funny, she doesn’t “look” Jewish.

KARACHI: Federal Minister Senator Azam Khan Swati of the Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam (JUI-F) said on Saturday that the flogging of the 17-year-old girl in Swat was a Jewish conspiracy aimed at destroying peace in Swat and distort the image of those Islamists who sport beards and wear turbans. Speaking at a reception hosted by the JUI-F Karachi Chapter in his honour, Swati said that the JUI-F may part ways with the PPP-led coalition government if drone attacks continue to violate the sovereignty of Pakistan. “We shall not tolerate the violation of our country’s sovereignty through drone attacks,” he said, adding that under a deep-rooted conspiracy, the Pakistan Army was being defamed.

Hmmm . . . some questions about this alleged “Jewish conspiracy”:
Did we Jews fabricate the video? Did it never happen? Did we somehow orchestrate its occurrence?
Sadly, all of the Pakistanis at this JUI-F reception in Karachi probaly believed and applauded this absurd theory.
“Religion of Peace,” indeed.

By Debbie Schlussel
In the past, I’ve warned you about Kal Penn, the actor most famous for his portrayal of pothead Kumar in “Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle” and the disgusting Gitmo Truther sequel, “Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay” (read my review). He also played an Islamic terrorist, “Ahmed,” on “24” and, as I’ve noted on this site, Penn used the role as a platform to speak out against “profiling” of Islamic terrorists and teach courses on it at the University of Pennsylvania.
Now, in what isn’t a joke but is entirely laughable, Barack Hussein Obama hired Penn as his new “liaison to the arts community” and his liaison to the Asian American and Pacific Islander communities. Penn, whose real name is Kalpen Suresh Modi, will hold the title, “Special Assistant to the President and Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Liaison,” the title given to most community liaisons at the White House.

Obama Hires New White House Advisor

The White House has hired actor Kal Penn as a liaison between President Barack Obama’s administration and arts groups.
White House spokesman Shin Inouye said Tuesday that the actor who had a recurring role on Fox’s TV show “House” and has starred in several movies would join the staff as an associate director in the Office of Public Liaison. His role will be to connect Obama with the Asian-American and Pacific Islander communities, as well as arts and entertainment groups. . . .
Penn backed Obama during the campaign.

Gee, I wonder what Asians and Pacific Islanders think of Obama hiring a guy most famous for playing a stoner to “liaise” with them. It’s like hiring Dolly Parton to be the White House Rep to the Scots-Irish Southern community or Dennis Rodman to be White House Liaison to the Black community.
Well, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that the White House hired an actor who played a stoner as a White House official. Everything the Obama White House does defies belief. That’s the scary thing.
Ironically, last night on “House,” Penn’s character–a doctor–committed suicide. Kinda like America did when it elected Kal Penn’s new boss. Except the 63 million didn’t leave a suicide note.
VIDEO of the Latest Obama Presidential Advisor Kal Penn:

R-Rated & Extremely Not Safe For Work (But Safe for the Obama White House, Apparently) . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
As I’ve repeatedly noted on this site and elsewhere, the liberal mainstream media claim that more foreign students studying here will cause them to like America better, is a myth.
It’s especially a myth with Muslim student visa holders. Many of those who hold student visas aren’t here to study and never show up in class. They’re on a student visa to get here. Others, like the recently convicted smiling terrorist Ahmed Mohamed–then a student at the University of South Florida (a/k/a the University of Sami’s Friends–as in Sami Al-Arian)–are here to commit terrorist acts under the cover of being a “student.” Remember the Mana Saleh Almanajam and Shaker Mohsen Alsidran, the USF students who staged a dry run to hijack a Tampa school bus full of children. And don’t forget the Egyptian “students” who were found across the country and away from where they were supposed to be studying, some of them at a pizza shop tied to a terrorist plot on a Baltimore tunnel.
A Graph Speaks A Thousand Words: Muslim, Chi-Com Foreign Students in U.S. on the Rise . . .

Others, like Homaidan Al-Turki, are here to manage terrorist recruiting bookstores and beat and rape their slaves on American soil.
And, finally, others, even if they’re here to actually study, grow to use their inferiority and backwards “values” to hate America and grow terrorist movements as Sayyid Qutb–the late spiritual guru of Al-Qaeda (and much of Sunni Islam)–a Colorado college student did.
More foreign students studying here doesn’t open up minds, it opens up pandering by us and hatred by them.
Still, the lib media, since 9/11, has repeatedly decried the “decline in foreign students” and continuously rehearsed the baloney about how studying here will “make them hate us less,” as if we should be concerned about that instead of why we don’t hate them more after they murdered 3,000 Americans on our soil.
And so it goes, to date. This evergreen story was repeated again today in the Wall Street Journal, with the headline “Foreign Applications to U.S. Graduate Schools Slow,” as if it’s a bad thing that less foreign students will be taking with them our top training in engineering of the nuclear variety, etc., to use against us. And, sadly, there won’t be less. There will be more. The paper’s idea of “slowing” is a growth rate of “only” 4% in foreign students, versus 6% the previous year.
The problem is that, while the number of foreign students applying for admission to U.S. graduate school programs from places like India and South Korea fell, there has been a surge in the two most dangerous groups of students–those from the Middle East (most of whom are not from our ally, Israel) and those from China. That means more Muslim and Chi-Com students. We can thank President Bush for part of the Muslim student increase. He signed various agreements with Saudi King Abdullah, first doubling the number of Saudi-sponsored (a/k/a extremist Muslim) students getting visas to study in the States, and later quadrupling the number to 30,000-plus students.
If even 1% of those 30,000 have the wrong intentions (and it’s likely far more than that), you have 300 terrorists per year on our shores pretending to be students.
Remember that and the graph, above, the next time you hear a media outlet decry the lack of foreign students.
When–oh, when!–will the media have the concern for Americans who want to go to college and grad school that they have for foreign applicants, a good number of whom want to do us harm.
More:

The number of Chinese and Middle Eastern students applying for fall admission to U.S. graduate programs surged, while applications from India and South Korea fell, according to a survey to be released Tuesday by the Council of Graduate Schools.
The council, which represents more than 500 higher-education institutions in the U.S. and Canada, said foreigners’ applications for 2009 graduate-school admissions rose 4% from the year before. That compares with increases of 6% in 2008, 9% in 2007 and 12% in 2006. Foreigners’ applications to universities that offer doctoral programs rose 5%, but foreigners’ applications declined 17% at universities that offer master’s as their highest degree. . . .
The council survey of U.S. institutions, which fielded more than 400,000 applications in all, showed growth of applications from China along with the Middle East and Turkey, up 16% and 20% from 2008, respectively. But applications from India and South Korea fell 9% and 7%, respectively.

Yes, I know that just because these students apply, doesn’t mean they’ll be accepted. But when the applications are up, the acceptance rates usually go up, too. And we are, indeed, saddled with more foreign student visa holders from these specific countries which aren’t our friends.

By Debbie Schlussel
Not all of my fellow co-religionists are liberals. Check out the obviously Jewish (note the yarmulke/Jewish skullcap) Harvard student who takes on Barney Frank at his speech (and identifies himself as a conservative). He endures a lot of typical Barney Frank blowhardism and abuse. I give this kid a lot of credit. He acted with class, which we can’t say about the guy at the podium.
Another student to Frank: Don’t blame him (the student). Just answer the question!
Apparently, there’s been a slight improvement since John LeBoutillier wrote the book, “Harvard Hates America.” Now, it’s just most of it.

Link:

(Thanks to Real Clear Politics for the tip.)

By Debbie Schlussel
You’ve probably heard about the case of Yavuz Berke a/k/a Adam Leon, a Turkish-born Muslim who stole a Cessna from a Canadian flight school yesterday and flew it here to America, where he was arrested.
This isn’t the first time and it won’t be the last, post-9/11, that a Muslim or Arab with bad intentions, stole a light aircraft in North America and flew it in the U.S.
As you’ll recall, not long after 9/11, Tampa, Florida teen Charles Bishop (real surname: Bishara) stole a light plane from flight school and deliberately crashed it into a Tampa office building. He was headed in the direction of CENTCOM, which is not far from the area. He left a note, which authorities held until after the Superbowl. In the note he said that Osama Bin Laden was going to target the Superbowl. Bishop-Bishara was half Syrian, living with his mother, and it was believed he was trying to reconnect with his Arabic roots.

Turkish Muslim Yavuz Berke Stole Cessna, Flew to U.S.
But despite all that, Bishop-Bishara’s family blamed the incident on the acne drug Accutane and his alleged psychological state. Leaving strange notes and blaming it on the psyche–that’s the usual dismissive tone we see with regard to Muslims and Mid-Easterners who seek to do us harm. Gee, they have such a high incidence of “mental problems,” just as they’re trying to kill us.
Fortunately, Berke landed and was finally arrested before he did any real harm, but he certainly had the opportunity to do so.

A pilot who allegedly stole a Cessna plane from a Canadian flight school and was pursued for hours across the Midwest by fighter jets, was taken into custody after he landed on a Missouri highway late today and took off running, an FBI spokesman said.
The pilot landed the single engine Cessna 172 on U.S. Highway 60 in Ellsinore, Mo., at approximately 9:50 p.m. ET, and was caught by Missouri State Highway Patrol officers, FBI spokesman Rich Kolko said.
The pilot was identified as Yavuz Berke, formerly known as Adam Leon, a 31-year-old naturalized Canadian citizen who was born in Turkey, Kolko said.
The plane had been escorted by two F-16 fighter jets since shortly after it crossed into U.S. airspace from Canada, and the pilot did not respond to multiple requests that he establish communications with ground controllers.
Burke was apparently treated for depression last Friday and left his girlfriend a good-bye note, Canadian officials told the U.S. government. Berke’s vehicle was left at the airport in Canada with the keys still in it.
A Customs and Border Protection aircraft also closely monitoring the Cessna. . . .
“Apparently, somebody jumped over the fence and just jumped into an aircraft,” Judi Maundrell, the college’s vice president of academics and student services, told the Thunder Bay News Source. “It was sitting as usual parked on the ramp. They keys are in all the aircrafts because students are using them.”

Wow, great security there.

NORAD spokesman Michael Kucharek said the F-16 pilots had made visual contact with the pilot and knew that the person flying the Cessna was aware that the F-16s were there. He was “unresponsive to their non-verbal directions and … not in contact with the FAA controllers,” Kucharek said.

Authorities are claiming there was no bad intent here because Berke passed over highly populated areas and did nothing to them. Well, so what? He’s just testing the system for the real thing.
It’s ironic, isn’t it, that while Barack Hussein Obama was busy pandering to Muslims over in Turkey, one of their countrymen and co-religionists is testing our security in the skies over here.
This isn’t just an incident of an insane individual. It’s far more.

By Debbie Schlussel
Say good-bye, America.
Today, American Muslims seek alcohol-free “buffer zones.” Tomorrow, pork-free zones. Next week, monogamy-free zones. And next month, they’ll be seeking infidel-free “buffer zones.”
They ask us to be “tolerant” of their extremism. But they won’t be tolerant of practices that are traditionally American with the new mini-prohibition they are seeking.
The Knoxville News Sentinel is calling this a “cultural divide.” But that’s based on the faulty assumption that we actually have two “cultures” here. Sadly, the paper doesn’t realize that barbarism isn’t culture.
Wake up, America.

On one side of the disagreement is a Muslim mosque, and some of its worshippers are unhappy about plans for a new restaurant that will serve alcohol.

On the opposing end of the clash is a business owner who says he’s invested $1 million to upgrade a blighted building and has tried to accommodate Muslim worshippers during spiritual holidays.
The two entities – The Hill restaurant and the Anoor mosque – are a mere 191 feet apart.
Building owner Trevor Hill wants to offer alcoholic drinks along with home-cooking-style dinner and lunch menus, and he hopes to launch the eatery in about a week. He’ll keep the restaurant open as late at night as is still profitable in hope of appealing to the young residents of Fort Sanders, where the building is located.
The possibility that the restaurant could serve as a local drinking hangout bothers mosque attendees like board member Nadeem Sidiqqi.
Islam prohibits the consumption of alcohol, but Sidiqqi said the protest isn’t an attack on drinking in general, just a call for buffer zones for religious establishments.
“People may say ‘we may not want to go to this mosque’ if it’s not a good environment,” Sidiqqi said. “You want an area where you can bring your kids or your family.” . . .
Hill said that he has offered to work with mosque board members during the holy period of Ramadan, when Knoxville-area Muslims often pray at the mosque late into the night.
Hill feels he is being unjustly targeted.
“I’ve taken a building that’s been a total eyesore . . . really gone out on a limb and taken a risk for the benefit of the Fort Sanders community,” he said, explaining that he has a mortgage and roughly a $1 million investment in the building. “It’s not fair for me to be discriminated against any more than it is for them to be discriminated against.”

Hey, dude, welcome to Islam.

The two buildings are 191 feet apart, though the distance between their front doors is longer. . . .
Knoxville’s local beer ordinance establishes a 300-foot buffer zone around churches and other similar institutions for a beer permit but waives the requirement if the establishment is granted a liquor license by the state of Tennessee.
Wanda Day, an employee with the Knoxville Beer Board, said in the past year one or two other establishments have obtained liquor licenses and subsequently beer permits, despite being within 300 feet of a church or school. . . .
Virginia Stooksbury, administrative secretary at the Knoxville ABC office, said she’s heard complaints from a couple members of the Knoxville Muslim community, but unless there’s a legal reason to deny Hill a permit, the office will give him the go-ahead.

Let’s hope. Watch for the Muslims to sue to keep the bar out.
Question: Is it just me, or do you think the bar should be more concerned with how the mosque is ruining the neighborhood than the mosque should be with the bar allegedly “ruining” the neighborhood.
This is a no-brainer about which is more dangerous to America. I never ever heard of one drunk driver flying planes into buildings and instandly murdering 3,000 Americans. Some people are drunk on alcohol. But that can be cured. Some people are drunk on Islam. And, well, there’s no Betty Al-Ford Clinic for them.
I hope the guy makes sure that pork is on the menu.
And working with them to schedule different hours during Ramadan? What the heck is he thinking?
Is this America or an Islamic Republic?
Getting harder and harder to answer the question.
Oh, by the way, you know who also wouldn’t drink alcohol?
Him.

By Debbie Schlussel
In the past, I’ve decried FOXNews.com’s extremely liberal entertainment writer, Roger Friedman, who fancied himself a critic, but really wasn’t one. And I’m glad to see that, today, Friedman was fired. His gushing over liberals and liberalism was tiresome. And certainly neither “Fair” nor “Balanced.”
Friedman would praise outrageous movies like Angelina Jolie’s Islamo-sympathizing “A Mighty Heart” and Michael Moore’s “Sicko.” and stood up for Muslim extremists like HAMAS finance moll Cat Stevens a/k/a Yusuf Islam. And then, liberals like Rosie O’Donnell and the hags of “The View” would say, “Well, FOX News praised it,” or “Well, FOX News said . . . .”
The guy was an ignoramus.
But he was even more of an ignoramus than I thought. That’s because he bragged about stealing from his own employer on his employer’s own website. And, predictably, it was his professional death knell. Long overdue, in Roger’s case.

Talk about chutzpah. And stupidity. Friedman wrote about downloading a pirated FOX movie product, the new X-Men movie, and wrote about how easy and pleasant it was.
What was that saying about “don’t [euphemism] where you eat/live/work”? Guess he never heard that one.

Roger Friedman, an entertainment columnist for FoxNews.com, discovered over the weekend just what Rupert Murdoch means by “zero tolerance” when it comes to movie piracy.
On Friday, the film studio 20th Century Fox – owned by the News Corporation, the media conglomerate ruled by Mr. Murdoch – became angry after reading Mr. Friedman’s latest column. . . . The subject was “X-Men Origins: Wolverine,” a big-budget movie that was leaked in unfinished form on the Web last week.
Mr. Friedman posted a minireview, adding, “It took really less than seconds to start playing it all right onto my computer.”
The film studio, which enlisted the F.B.I. last week to hunt the pirate, put out a statement calling Mr. Friedman’s column “reprehensible,” among other things.

Not a smart move. And now he’s gone. Buh-bye, Roger. And don’t let the bit torrent hit ya on the way out.
Now, maybe FOXNews.com can pick a real movie critic, instead of a celebrity gusher who dabbles in saying ignorant things to promote bad movies. And maybe they’ll actually pick a conservative, instead of the same old liberal we see on every single other mainstream media website and news network.
But don’t hold your breath.

By Debbie Schlussel
Speechwriters are very careful. And especially the ones who write for Obama’s Teleprompter. They don’t write ambiguous statements for nothing, do they?
So, you have to wonder what exactly did Barack Hussein Obama mean when he said this in Turkey, today, in his butt-kissing Islam speech.

The United States has been enriched by Muslim Americans. Many other Americans have Muslims in their family, or have lived in a Muslim-majority country — I know, because I am one of them.

Yes, but which “one of them”?
I’m sure he’ll chalk this up to yet another mistake or “misspoken” item, like when he spoke of “my Muslim faith” to George Stephanopoulos, last year.
This guy has enough Freudian slips to open a lingerie store.

By Debbie Schlussel
Despite being acquitted, Friday, by a moronic jury led by a guy with a Muslim son-in-law, maybe there will be some justice after all for Youssef Megahed, the terrorist who got away with transporting pipe bombs and explosives in his brother’s car. Let’s hope he doesn’t succeed in fighting it as long as John Demjanjuk did.

Officials with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) . . . have taken Youssef Megahed into custody.
In a written statement, ICE spokesman James Judge said, “Today, agents from ICE arrested Youssef Megahed, an Egyptian national for civil violations of the Immigration and Nationality Act.”
“Mr. Megahed has been placed into removal proceedings and is being held in ICE custody pending the outcome of his case. He will have the opportunity to present the facts of his case before an immigration judge.”

Megahed is not a U.S. citizen, only a Legal Permanent Resident. I’m glad ICE had the guts to take this step and stop him before he gained his permanent golden ticket of U.S. citizenship. Let’s hope The Lesbionic Woman doesn’t set the guy free and start investigating the agents who did the arrest as she did with the Bellingham, Washington illegal alien arrests.
If he challenged his removal, which he definitely will, it’s more likely he’ll lose. The jury verdict in the federal case does not rule the decision of the Executive Office of Immigration Review (immigration court). And, as an attorney, I can tell you that the standard for admission of evidence in immigration court is far less strict than that in a regular federal court, even if Megahed tries to seek asylum (which would make the hearings closed to the press). Plus, an immigration judge, not an O. J.-style jury, decides the case. That makes a big difference.
Any of the things he and Ahmed Mohamed did can be introduced, including the many things prosecutors deliberately and unscrupulously left out in the federal trial–many of which I’ve pointed out on this site previously. And many others I did not point out yet.
I wouldn’t advice Megahed to start packing just yet. He’ll have endless opportunities to appeal.
But perhaps we’ll see some justice yet against Youssef Megahed. Insh’allah [allah willing].
Hey, Youssef, best not to regrow your newly-shorn Islamic beard, any time soon.