August 7, 2009, - 12:13 pm

HILARIOUS Video of the Day: “President Humpy”–Bill Clinton, the Movie

By Debbie Schlussel

No comment necessary for this, except they need to have a far more crybaby-ish actress to play the whiny Laura Ling and a more selfish one to play Euna Lee, who left her baby daughter at home to go traipsing in North Korea.

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August 7, 2009, - 10:51 am

VIDEO of the Day: John “Hezbollah” Dingell Gets What He Deserves on ObamaCare

By Debbie Schlussel

This report comes from FOX Detroit’s Ron Savage (who doubles as a fireman), whom I know and like and who is the only reporter at that news operation who actually knows and does REAL reporting. It’s funny that John Dingell–who brags he’s been in Congress for more than 50 years (that’s an embarrassment, dude, NOT an “achievement”)–claims he’s always done what’s in the “best interest of the country,” he apparently thinks his “country” is Hezbollah and South Lebanon (and considering his Dearbornistan district–that’s actually the case).

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Artwork by David Lunde

Well, no one can accuse him of being inconsistent: He represents Hezbollah and wants to give you Hezbollah’s “high quality” healthcare system of witch doctors.

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August 6, 2009, - 3:33 pm

SEX & the Anti-Israel City: Ox-SHAM Drops Sex Star b/c of Israeli Product Endorsement

By Debbie Schlussel

I’ve known since I was a young kid that Oxfam International–the organization which pretends the feed the hungry and needy around the world–was really a left-wing propaganda front for anti-Semites and Islamo-enablers.  When someone tried to get me to give some change to the charity, my father educated me on this verminous group and showed me articles about the vehemently anti-Israel behavior of this disgusting British organization with a great PR machine.  At the time, the organization was solidly in the back pocket of Yasser Arafat and his minions training for terrorism in refugee camps.  But, now, OxFam helps feed HAMAS, Fatah, and multiple other Islamic terrorists from cradle to grave, nurturing their every homicidal fantasy with grub.  OxFam’s sponsorship of the boycott of Israeli goods, for which it has produced posters, is well known.

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Kristin Davis, Spokeschick for Anti-Israel Oxfam,

in ad for Israel’s Ahava

So, given that, you have to wonder why Israeli beauty products company, Ahava (which means “love” in Hebrew), hired “Sex & the City” star Kristin Davis, an OxFam activist, as its spokesmodel and celebrity endorser.

Sadly, the Israelis and the rest of the Jews are far too tolerant and accepting (which is why they’re losing every political battle for their survival), and OxFam has demonstrated its real intolerance by dumping Davis.  And like a jilted lover who won’t accept the finality that it’s over, she says she still wants to be part of OxFam, which reader “I Am Me” aptly calls, “Ox-SHAM.”

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August 6, 2009, - 5:30 am

Jihad Darrell’s Thuggery v. Rahm’s Way: Mega-Pot, Kettle, Black; Issa’s Criminal Past

By Debbie Schlussel

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It’s a pretty telling sign how desperate conservatives and Republicans have gotten.  Willing to take any red meat scrap thrown their way no matter how poisonous, they’ve now embraced Jihad Darrell a/k/a Congressman Darrell Issa as their moral standard-bearer.

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Darrell Issa w/Fave Constituent, Syria’s Assad

For the last couple of days, a number of talking points conservatives with little investigative or critical thinking have gullibly embraced a hypocritical letter by Issa (and accompanying press release).  The letter–accusing Obama White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and the Obama administration of “scare tactics,” “intimidat[ion],” and “the playbook of the Chicago political machine”–is five pages of the Jihad Darrell pot calling the Obama-nik kettle, “black.”

Issa has made a career of being a shill, cheerleader, and personal representative in Congress for Hezbollah, Arafat, Syria, and the global Islamic terror machine.  He has a track record of anti-Semitic statements–dismissing critics (like myself) because they are “Jews”–and of using his Congressional office to try to intimidate others, mostly conservatives and many political enemies.  And then there’s his long criminal record.  During his life–he stole at least three cars, stole his multi-million dollar business, stole patents, fired an employee at gunpoint, committed arson and insurance fraud, at a plant (and then the detective investigating it mysteriously “died”), lied about his military record, was caught carrying a concealed weapon and ammunition including tear gas (believed to be for the purpose of committing armed robbery), and even stealing one of his fellow soldier’s cars.

Self-styled conservatives like Sean Vannity (who gushed over Issa on his show and licked, er . . . “interviewed” Issa) and Michelle Malkin (who did the same on her site . . . twice)–who constantly tout their investigative skills–didn’t do even the tiniest bit of investigation, research, or basic homework on (Malkin could have looked in her own site archives, where she cited my 2007 New York Post column about him) into Issa, and instead larded on the praise for this pan-terrorist, criminal thug.  (Hmmm. . . writing a book decrying a “Culture of Corruption,” but then looking the other way at the King Corruption on your side of the aisle?)

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August 5, 2009, - 12:04 pm

Figures: Guess Who the Gitmo Uighurs Met First? Lifestyles of the Rich & Terrorist

By Debbie Schlussel

Remember the pictures we saw a couple of months ago, featuring Uighur Muslim terrorists from Guantanamo Bay swimming in the Ocean and living it up in the Caribbean, upon their release?

Well, guess whom they met first?  Today’s Wall Street Journal has a vomit-inducing story about the “Life of Reilly” these terrorists are living, when they should be living the life of Ahmed.  And the story details how their translator/personal assistant/ gourmet chef, Rushan Abbas, was once their U.S. interrogator at Gitmo and was the voice against terrorism for Radio Free Asia.  Talk about a whore, er . . . “mercenary.”

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Uighur ex-Gitmo Terrorist Plays w/ Wii While Assistant Rushan Abbas Works for Him; Met With Coke Dealer Al Sharpton

The important excerpts:

Rushan Abbas climbed the stone steps of Camden, the official residence of Bermuda’s premier, earlier this summer and led three island newcomers into a stately receiving room where the Rev. Al Sharpton was waiting.

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August 5, 2009, - 11:00 am

You Stay Classy: Muslim Commenter of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel

Think of newly-banned Muslim commenter, Nadia from the United Kingdom, the next time you hear about “tolerance” of Muslims.  Sorry, but “tolerance” is for liberals because it’s a phony concept in which we are supposed to accept without judgment all forms of outrageous, extremist, low-class, anti-Semitic, bigoted behavior from people like Nadia and her fellow co-religionists.  Also think of Nadia’s comments, below, the next time some idiot–including columnist Jeff Jacoby–lectures you about Islamic “modesty” (as if Islam has a monopoly on it or even practices it).  I had to delete most of her comments (which appear here) and edit the rest, they were so laced with filth and obscenity:

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Commenter:  Nadia

Submitted on 2009/08/04 at 4:07pm

E-mail:  nadiaeram@yahoo.co.uk

IP Address:  91.107-76.214

debra!! ur dad finger u as a child!!

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Commenter:  Nadia

Submitted on 2009/08/04 at 4:07pm

E-mail:  nadiaeram@yahoo.co.uk

IP Address:  91.107-76.214

did ur dad f-ck ur mum in front of u??

[I edited the f-word; she didn’t include the dashes.]

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Commenter:  Nadia

Submitted on 2009/08/04 at 4:16pm

E-mail:  nadiaeram@yahoo.co.uk

IP Address:  91.107-76.214

oh so ur a jew! shuda realised!! jus read the about debs section!! informative!! so wats the issue with muslims or arabs or dont u like the fact that jews aint got shit and us muslims have got more or less the world!! fastest growing religion bitch!!

Uh, we know who the bitch is, kalbeh.  Try your mirror.

You stay classy, Nadia.  More “Religion of Peace” “peacefulness,” “tolerance,” and “modesty.”  Exhibit #897,998,123,981,745.

E-mail Nadia, and let her know what you think of her and her classy religion.

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August 5, 2009, - 9:17 am

HILARIOUS Video: Outside the Jackson Kids Custody Hearing

By Debbie Schlussel

Longtime readers know I’m a fan of “Jake Byrd,” the Jimmy Kimmel character played by writer Anthony “Tony” Barbieri.  Byrd makes trouble at every stupid major media event–whether it’s Paris Hilton in court or all things Michael Jackson and he mocks all of the silly fans and the mainstream media sheep.

Yesterday, Byrd was at the Michael Jackson child custody hearings, and although these videos are not nearly as funny as his past, um, “work” (here, here, and here), parts are very funny, especially the mainstream media reports in which he appears (on Part II).

Part I:

Part II:

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August 5, 2009, - 12:25 am

Barf Bag Alert: Happy B-Day, Hezbollah Hag

By Debbie Schlussel

Ugly-On-The-Inside wishes Ugly-All-Around a happy 89th birthday.  The good news is that now that this Hezbollah hag has reached 89, there aren’t likely many years left. And, no coincidence, it was also Obama’s birthday. Question: How come when he kissed the frog, she didn’t turn into a handsome prince?

Writes reader “commonsense”:

Not too long ago, I recall the late Tony Snow, who was Press Secretary at the time, witheringly commenting (after Thomas had expressed her usual antisemitic, anti-Israel diatribe) that Thomas was in effect a shill for Hezbollah. This was during a live, televised press conference. How times have changed. Now this wizened Jew-hater, formerly merely tolerated and often gently mocked by our former president, is feted and lionized by the present occupant of the White House. The sickening nature of the event was compounded by the president’s bending to kiss the old monster on her cheek.

The late–and classy-Tony Snow to the Birthday Hag:  “Well, thank you for the Hezbollah View” . . .

Those were the days.  Miss him a lot.

Again, very bummed that the frog doesn’t transform like they tell you in the fairy tale.  Also sad, the Wicked Witch of the West (for whom she could stunt double) doesn’t melt with water.

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August 4, 2009, - 3:35 pm

Reality Check: About Those Israeli “Evictions” of E. Jerusalem Arabs

By Debbie Schlussel

Take a quick quiz in international property law.

Question:  When are property owners and landlords not allowed to evict bad tenants and squatters from their property?

Answer:  When the property owners/landlords are Jews and their tenants are A) Muslims (see below) or B) Blacks (see Al Sharpton riots and arson when Jewish landlords, er . . . “White Zionist Interlopers” –who employed over 20 Blacks and Hispanics at Freddy’s Fashion Mart–tried to evict a long non-paying Black-owned record store tenant).

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Far-Left Israelis Protest Return of Homes to Their Jewish Owners

Over the weekend, you probably read or heard one of the gazillion mainstream media stories about the big, bad, evil Jews–the Israelis–evicting the “poor Palestinians” from “their” homes in East Jerusalem.

Well, per usual, don’t believe the hype.  Here’s a tiny reality check the mostly anti-Israel mainstream media didn’t tell you.  The homes are and were owned by Sephardic Jews (Jews mostly from Arab countries) for more than seven decades.  They were NEVER the homes of these Arab Muslim tenants who were squatting in them.  The Sephardic Jews have the deeds to the land, and they’ve legally owned it, in some cases for centuries, in many cases for many decades.  Many of these Jews were forced out by Arab pogroms and attacks on them in the 1920s and ’30s.  Others were forced out by United Nations bureaucrats seeking homes for Arab “refugees” in 1948 (more on that, below).

Yes, despite what you heard on Al-FOX News and in AP stories, the “Palestinian Arabs”–who used to call themselves Israeli Arabs–were never the owners of these homes.  So, these weren’t “their homes,” as we’ve been told.  In fact, these were Arab Muslims who NEVER lived in Jerusalem and mostly fled Israel in 1948, siding with the surrounding Arab nations, which urged them to do so, promising a return to greater “Palestine” when the Arab Muslim victory (which never happened) took place.

So, they returned to Israel.  And they got United Nations personnel to force Sephardic Jews (also called, the “Sephardim”) who owned land and homes in East Jerusalem to give them their apartments and houses so that these Arabs (who had lived elsewhere in Israel) would have a place to live, RENT-FREE.   The United Nations got the Sephardic Jews to sign agreements allowing these “refugees” to live in the Jews’ homes temporarily and, again, RENT-FREE.  In America, we have a term for this:  Squatting.  And it’s illegal.  But not, apparently, when the land-owners are Jews and the land is in Israel in the Jewish capital of the world.

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August 4, 2009, - 2:10 pm

Whatta Jerk!: NBA Star Won’t Return Stolen Website (Just Like Liz Taylor)

By Debbie Schlussel

If you own domain names and they are illegally taken from you–stolen–don’t expect to get them back . . .if the new owner is NBA bench-warmer  (and internet domain name speculator) Mark Madsen.

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Madsen bought the website address P2P.com from Daniel Goncalves, a hacker who illegally shifted ownership of the site to himself and stole it to Madsen for $111,000. Goncalves is the first ever target of a criminal prosecution for domain name theft.  And that should be cause for applause.  But there’s also cause for jeering:  Madsen.

While it’s true that Madsen did not know the web address was stolen, he does now and refuses to give it back to its rightful owners, investors Marc Ostrofsky and Albert and Lesli Angel.

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