October 1, 2009, - 12:37 pm
“JonBenet” Suri Cruise: Startin’ ‘Em Young
Is it just me . . . or is there something very wrong about a three-year-old regularly wearing high heels (and I’m not talking wearing Mommy’s shoes for “dress-up”)?
It’s not just yet another sign of American kids growing up too fast and not having a childhood. Some Americans in Hollywood haven’t learned that dressing up your young daughters like adult women makes them targets of child molesters and other sick predators.
By “some Americans,” I mean Tom Cruise and his wife, Katie Holmes Cruise. They have all the money in the world and the means to shield their daughter and give her a good life. But they’re so interested in ridiculous trends, they’ve dressed their three-year-old daughter, Suri, in silver, open-toed heels that look like a miniature version of shoes for adult women (and cross-dressers). It’s not just absurd. It’s disgusting. It’s like a bad real-life version of “Bugsy Malone.” Or, maybe, “TomKat” (as the couple is nicknamed), too, approve of the Roman Polanski 13-year-old girl way of life and they’re preparing their kid for the revved-up life cycle.
From Us Magazine, which thinks the heels on a three-year-old are great (“Mommy’s little fashionista!”):
Fashion Accessories Roman Polanski Would Love
And sadly, as Hollywood goes, so goes the nation. Get ready for three-year-old girls across America with premature bunion and foot development problems.
Not only is it a pedophile’s dream, it’s also great for podiatrists looking to expand their patient demographic.
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Tags: child molesters, growin up too fast, heels, high heels, high-heeled shoes, Katie Cruise, Katie Holmes, pedophiles, podiatrists, Suri Cruise, Suri's high heels, Tom Cruise, TomKat, US, US Magazine