By Debbie Schlussel

Why do I care enough to comment about Miley Cyrus?  Because, sadly, too many young American girls idolize this piece of trash daughter of a stupid one-hit wonder who is now living vicariously through her.  And, unfortunately, this chick has waaaay too much influence on young girls, whether it’s her gyrating on a stripper pole because her father, Billy Ray Cyrus (a “Great American,” according to Sean Vannity), told her to, endorsing gay marriage, starring in the “Sex & the City” hags movie sequel, or now this–her stupid rap video, which is laugh out loud lame.  It reminds me of that stupid White traffic chick down South, trying to rap her traffic report on the news.  Hey, White chicks, whya gotta pretend ta act all ghetto?  You just look stooopid.  I asked White people to stop rapping, but they didn’t listen.

This Cyrus chick is a stark answer to the question of why young Americans are idiots and our country is doomed.  They suckle on this crap and girls like this are their idols.  Incredibly, at the time I write this, over three million stupid “Americans of tomorrow” watched Virus’ chintzy rap video about why she deleted her Twitter account. Oh, and my new favorite rapper:  it’s Peter Coffin, who has a great, classic rap response (second video) to Miley Virus, or is that, Viley Cyrus?  (Tip to Peter: it’s “insIpid,” not insEpid, but you got the gist right.)

“Tweetin’ ’bout pimples”? More like, you are a pimple, Hannah Montana on a stripper pole.

It’s like Christmas before Winter. Word.

By Debbie Schlussel

If I lived and was registered to vote in New Jersey, I’d definitely vote for Chris Christie over shameless uber-liberal Governor Jon Corzine in the gubernatorial race, even if Christie really isn’t the ideal, perfect candidate.

One of those imperfections is his girth.  Christie is, to put it bluntly, fat.  And not just slightly chubby.  He’s chunky, BIG-time.  And his bald opponent, Corzine, has made an issue of it. Here’s the ad.

As I’ve noted before, when I see someone that overweight, I see someone who’s lazy, sloppy, and undisciplined.  It’s like, how did you let yourself go that much?  And if you don’t care enough about yourself to curb that, how do we know you’ll care much about taxpayers?  Or, on the flip side, it could mean you are so dedicated to your job and the people, you haven’t made the time to keep fit and watch your caloric intake.  It can go both ways.

In contrast, as I’ve noted before on this site, we now have the most fitness-obsessed couple in the White House.  They’re probably the most physically fit Mr. and Mrs. in the White House ever.  And look at the results–the worst President since Jimmy Carter (and he’ll soon surpass that), and the most arrogant, smug, lording-it-over-you First Lady ever.  If weight/fitness and fitness for office had a correlation, I’d say the Obamas prove we need a fat guy who is married to the fruit of  his chubby chasing occupying the Oval Office.  And there’ve been other recent fitness-obsessed White House occupants who stank.  George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush, and Jimmy Carter were all big on running, with the younger Bush pursuing biking when his docs told him he could no longer run.  And don’t forget Bill Clinton who jogged . . . to the next Egg McMuffin and Big Mac.  I’ve written a lot about how the most fitness-obsessed politicians weren’t exactly the greatest.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Either Disney is trying to appease “modest” Muslims or they’ve gone the way of the rest of Hollywood and are trying to make their feminine characters more masculine.

Old Tinkerbell; New & Unimproved Masculine Tinkerbell

Either way, the new and unimproved uniform and image of Tinker Bell leaves a lot to be desired from the formerly cute and feminine minidress clad nymph.  The new image is butch and silly.  Moreover, it’s not that different from Peter Pan.  Gone is the cute strapless green dress, the magic wand, and very visible angel wings.  Gone are the girly shoes, and now, instead, there are lace up boots reminiscent of the Jolly Green Giant, Robin Hood, or an elf.  No, your mother doesn’t wear hiking boots.  Your Tinker Bell does.

Oh, and now, there’s this stupid-looking visor/hat contraption, which I predict will, someday in the future, morph into a hijab.  Disney said it wanted to give “Tink” a tomboyish look.  Uh, talk about overdoing it.  The new Tinker Bell could be dating Rosie O’Donnell.  Hey, maybe now she/he/it can “run” the Department of Homeland Security.

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By Debbie Schlussel

For those of us tired of uber-liberal Senate Majority leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada), we may not have to be annoyed too much longer, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.  Polls show Reid trailing both of his leading Republican challengers.  And the same polls have shown this consistently since August.  If the elections were held today, or at any time since July, Reid would lose.

Tark Family: Jerry Tarkanian, Mrs. Tarkanian, Danny Tarkanian

Even more exciting is the fact that one of his top viable challengers is Danny Tarkanian, a successful real estate investor and developer.  If his last name sounds familiar, it’s because his dad is “Tark the Shark,” legendary former UNLV basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian.  Tark the Shark, Jr. doesn’t have as wide a lead on Reid as Sue Lowden, the other leading Republican and former chairwoman of the Nevada Republican party.  But I like Tark.  He’s the more exciting of the two candidates and not a GOP insider, which always makes a candidate more attractive in my book.  He’s actually done something for a living, other than being part of the clubby GOP Gossip Girl contingent. Tark’s negatives, in my view, can be attributed to negative press coverage of his father’s tenure at UNLV’s hoop operation. And those can be overcome. Tark the Shark, Jr. is only growing in popularity.

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By Debbie Schlussel

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If you’re a local, state, or federal employee, you’re probably not reading this . . . at work.  But look out, Columbus Day is under continued attack and may soon be abolished.  Or perhaps, some day, it’ll be Ramadan Explorer’s Dar Al-Harb Day.

Even the eponymous City of Columbus is saying, “Uh, we don’t want to get involved.”  Wishy-washy Mayor Michael B. Coleman doesn’t want to upset minorities by observing the holiday recognizing his city’s namesake.

The tradition of honoring Christopher Columbus for sailing the ocean blue in 1492 is facing rougher seas than the Niña, Pinta and Santa Maria.

Philadelphia’s annual Columbus Day parade has been canceled. Brown University this year renamed the holiday “Fall Weekend” following a campaign by a Native American student group opposed to celebrating an explorer who helped enslave some of the people he “discovered.” . . .

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By Debbie Schlussel

I did not particularly like anything new at the movies, this weekend.  Here are my reviews:

*  “Couples Retreat“:  Should have been sub-titled, “Don’t Go There.”  The ’80s called and they want their really bad “The Love Boat” episodes (which means all “Love Boat” episodes) back.  This movies was absolutely awful.  It’s the worst chick-flick/comedy I’ve seen in longer than I can remember.  Guys, do whatever it takes to avoid being dragged by your chick to see this.  You’ll thank me . . . or be stuck wishing you committed suicide because you didn’t listen to me.  Vince Vaughn has a couple of funny lines, but it’s not enough to save this giant bomb.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Israel’s own version of Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter combined into one, Shimon Peres, is even worse than many of the Obamessiah worshippers on U.S. soil in gushing over today’s Nobel Peace Prize to Obama.  Peres, who basically destroyed Israel and yet has 109 lives in Israeli politics, is the man behind the disastrous Oslo Accords, the “Road Map,” and the “two-state solution” and other measures that have given Islamic terrorists multiple orgasms over the past two decades.  For those deeds, Peres was awarded his own Nobel.

Shimon Peres:  “Hebrew Jimmuh” HappyThat Obamessiah Got Nobel

It’s telling–but hardly surprising–that the Hebrew Jimmuh’s nauseating, crackhead response to Obama’s Nobel award is similar to that of a certain Israel-hating incompetent who’s allowed Iran to develop a second nuke site under his blind “watch.”

Mohamed Elbaradei, the director-general of the United Nations International Atomic Energy Agency, who received the prize in 2005, said in a statement that he was “absolutely delighted.”

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By Debbie Schlussel

Don’t drink coffee (or anything else) while watching this.

Protecting the Hip-Hop Community Since 1978. Word.

By Debbie Schlussel

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Are you angry and/or surprised at the Obama Nobel Peace Prize award?  If so, why?

Barack’s Nobel: In Good Company

Have you forgotten that this is the same group of loons–the Nobel Committee–that gave the Nobel Peace Prize to Yasser Arafat and Jimmy Carter?  So, it shouldn’t shock you that Jimmuh #2 got a peace prize, too, albeit a little earlier on the job.  Have you forgotten that this is the same group that gave a Nobel to Al Gore for riding his G5 jet and living in his energy-consuming mansion all the way as a way of fighting “global warming”?

Oh, and by the way, the faux-conservatives at sites like Michelle Malkin’s Hot Air should be lapping this award up.  After all, the Nobel idiots said they gave Obama his award largely for his pandering, lying, nauseating speech to the Muslim world in Cairo, earlier this year.  That was the speech that ignoramus Ed Morrissey, Malkin’s Hot Air lapdog, slobberingly gushed all over, as “surprisingly good.”  (Yeah, the same airhead, Morrissey, who consistently panders to and promotes Islamist Grover Norquist and repeatedly praised Iran’s Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani, the mastermind of the Hezbollah Buenos Aires bombing of the Jewish community center and Israeli embassy.)

So are you really surprised by this?  I’m not.  I expected he’d get the award from these ninnies sooner or later.  Remember, they’re from the Islamopandering Scandinavia that’s fast becoming ScandIslamia.  It’s no surprise that the Nobelians are headquartered in the same place, Oslo, where the disastrous Oslo Accords were signed and brought Mid-East peace to Mike’s Bar in Tel Aviv and Sbarro’s pizza in Jerusalem, and a Passover celebration in an Israeli hotel in 2002.  These are the same Norwegians who’ve been consistently anti-Israel, while their country becomes Muslim. When you get a “peace” prize from these people, it means you fostered the exact opposite of the word.

Pretty soon, the Nobel might even be the Koranobel.

**** UPDATE: Wanna complain to the Nobel idiots? Not that they’ll listen. They’re morons. But if you wanna send ’em hatemail have at it by writing to comments@nobelprize.org

By Debbie Schlussel

Is the U.S. Navy ready for periods and pregnancies aboard our nation’s military submarines?

If not, the maritime military branch had better get ready.  Sadly, today, Navy Secretary Ray Mabus announced a policy change allowing women to serve on Navy subs.

Remember, during the Gulf War, when many single female soldiers serving on a Naval supply ship–I believe it was the U.S.S. Ted Kennedy Letterman, I mean the Acadia–got pregnant?  Yup, 36 chicks got pregnant on that ship, and all of ’em had to be shipped home at taxpayer expense.  And that was in 1991.  In the 18 years since, women are even sluttier and people are far more promiscuous.

Serving on a sub means serving in quarters so much tinier than a ship and doing so for prolonged periods of time submerged. Women in such close quarters can only pose a problem. This isn’t about equal rights or addressing alleged “sexism.” It’s about lots of periods and pregnancies that are both going to occur because the Obamaniks made this stupid move. It’s just human nature that these problems will happen.  Moreover, it’s unsanitary, unhealthy, and socially stunting. Does America really need to put women in sardine cans under the sea to prove they have equal opportunity?

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