By Debbie Schlussel
Recently, I read about an unemployed Texas lottery winner, Willis Willis, who is suing that state because a store-owner lied to him–claiming the ticket wasn’t a winner–and then cashed the ticket for himself and fled the country for Nepal. (Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout Willis Willis?) I feel for this guy. He beat the odds and won, but got jacked. Still, given the fates of many lottery winners, maybe he did himself a favor by not actually winning his winnings.
Tina & Chris Crane Buck the Trend of Lottery Win Misery and Ruined Lives
Like many Americans, I occasionally play the lottery. But like many smart Americans, I know the odds of winning are less than those of my getting struck twice by lightning. And I view the lottery as the poor man’s voluntary tax. You’re essentially willingly giving money away to the government, and the people who buy these tickets are generally those with low socio-economic status–those who can least afford to give spend that money down the lottery drain. Still it’s fun to play occasionally and dream about “what ifs.” But longtime readers know that I recognize that lottery “what ifs” coming true are usually disasters.
I’ve put up many posts about big lottery winners, who always seem to end up worse off than if they had never won. It seems to be a curse for most of these people to have won piles of money. Several of them died or went to jail for committing crimes against others. Others have simply spent it all on stupid, wasteful purchases for themselves and assorted hangers-on.
The problem with winning a huge pot in the lottery is not just that the endless harassment bordering on stalking by friends, relatives, and complete strangers seeking a handout. And it’s not just that most of these people never had money before and get out of control when they get a ton of it. Even a West Virginia man, Jack Whittaker, who’d been a millionaire prior to winning had his life ruined by post-lottery behavior. There is even a blog (which I can’t seem to find now–if you have the URL, please send it to me) that documents the disastrous post-lottery win lives of those who have the winning numbers.
Is it the lottery win that ruins these people’s lives? Or is it their lack of education and critical thinking, coupled with the sudden huge infusion of cash, that makes them that way? People who buy lottery tickets are generally people who throw away money they need for life’s necessities on a worthless peace of paper with numbers on it. If they’ll take that uncalculated risk before getting a pot of gold, the pot of gold won’t likely end that kind of proclivity after the pot of gold arrives.
Why so many lottery winners’ lives are ruined would make a great topic for yet another useless, waste-of-money, tax-funded study by Ph.D.s at some college.
But, now, there is an exception to the death, taxes, and ruined lives of lottery winners inevitability. Chris and Tina Crane won $42 million in the Megamillions lottery. And, while they haven’t bucked the harassment of moochers (they had to move and keep their new locale a secret), they seem to have bucked the trend of losing everything. They’ve got the ethic that so many lottery winners did not and are passing it on to their kids:
After Chris Crane won $42 million in the Mega Millions lottery, his kids were thrilled.
“Dad, we are rich,” they said.
“No, dad’s rich,” Crane said. “You guys still have to work for a living.”
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