December 21, 2009, - 5:47 pm

Would You Get Away with the “Cocaine Kiss Alibi”?

By Debbie Schlussel

Pro athletes always whine that they’re treated unfairly.  But they are well compensated for the microscope on their lives.  And some of the things pro athletes get away with are just absurd.

If you tested positive for drugs, do you think you could get away with the cocaine kiss alibi?  French tennis pro, Richard Gasquet, who tested positive for coke, did.

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French tennis player Richard Gasquet was cleared of any wrongdoing Thursday when the Court of Arbitration for Sport accepted his claim that he tested positive for cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.

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December 21, 2009, - 3:50 pm

I Warned People: Lebanon’s Leader Pals w/ Dad’s Killer to Screw Israel

By Debbie Schlussel

For the last several years, I warned people who heaped unearned praise on Saad Hariri, the son of slain former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri.  Although the elder Hariri was killed by the Assad family’s Syrian-controlled operatives, I never trusted either Hariri, despite being told myth after myth and fantasy after fantasy about what “heroes” they were.

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Typical Muslim Politics: Saad Hariri Hangs w/ Dad’s Murderer Bashar Assad,

In Order to Screw Israel

The father, Rafik Hariri, held a Saudi passport and made his billions through Saudi protection.  And his son, I figured, was not only a likely puppet of the Saudis, but probably the kind of whore you see throughout Lebanese politics, willing to literally sell out murdered family members to get in bed with their murderers. Lebanon’s political history over the last few decades is littered with examples.

Bashir Gemayel, the pro-Israel Lebanese Forces commander and Lebanon’s President-Elect (who was about to recognize Israel) was assassinated by Syrian agents, too (from the Syrian National Socialist Party in Lebanon).  Then, his brother, Amin Gemayel, started working for the Syrians.  Walid Jumblatt, the Lebanese Druze Arab leader, similarly prostituted himself to the Syrians, even though their mukhabarat (secret police) murdered his father, Kamal Jumblatt.  And I knew it was only a matter of time until Saad Hariri, Lebanon’s new Prime Minister, would pimp his father’s memory in favor of hanging with Syria’s Assads.

People kept telling me how courageous the Hariris were and how good Saad Hariri is going to be because he has the memory of the blood of his father on his mind.  They told me that Saad Hariri and his Sunni-Christian coalition was gonna beat down the Shi’ite Muslims of Hezbollah and their Syrian and Iranian patrons and finally get Syria out of Lebanon, once and for all. Yeah, right, I told them.  Papa Hariri, like I said, held a Saudi passport, after being the Leader of Lebanon.  That’s like Jimmy Carter holding a HAMAS passport.  Oh, wait . . . .  And in many ways, the Hariris are much like the Jimmy Carters of the world (but with a much bigger bank account and a lot more concubines than even Tiger Woods).

And, sadly–but predictably–I was right about Saad Hariri.  Also predictable:  that Saad Hariri was willing to put aside the fact that this man–Bashar Assad–murdered his father, in order to get together with the Assads on a far more pressing concern.  You know–the one that always gets feuding Arab Muslims together:  ATTACK ISRAEL.

I warned this was coming.  Shoulda put money on it:

Even though the slaying of his father in a massive truck bombing in Beirut is unresolved, Mr Hariri’s visit could open the way for a new era in relations between the countries, which have been characterised by upheaval and suspicion for decades.

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December 21, 2009, - 3:03 pm

Another Chick News Anchor Starts Tonight: So What? Who Cares?

By Debbie Schlussel

Tonight, the annoying Diane Sawyer takes the helm as ABC News “World News Tonight,” anchor.  And ABC is keeping it low-key, by design.

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Diane Sawyer: You’ll Need to Stick a Gun to My Head to Get Me to Watch

They saw what happened when the other major news outfit, CBS, made a big deal of having the first solo full-time anchoratrix.  No-one cared.  And it didn’t help.  Katie Couric’s ratings are lower than ever.  Embarrassingly low.  And the stunts–like nightly commentary from others, first Rush Limbaugh and celebrities, then average citizens–didn’t help in the long run.

But that’s what Diane Sawyer anchoring the news is:  a stunt.  Too bad the stunt is no longer a stunt because it’s already been done, and no-one cared then.

I don’t think people take female news anchors seriously (especially when they’re showing cleavage–the newscast isn’t Hooters).  And why should they . . . when the fresh meat is composed of two women who really aren’t serious and whose past experience is silly interviews with pop stars and talk that competes with Moon Unit Zappa’s for the remake of “Valley Girl”?

But it’s not just that, not their internal plumbing.  It’s that they’re liberal women.  So we don’t trust them . . . and we don’t trust them.  As I’ve noted, some of Sawyer’s recent “in-depth” “reporting” includes an hour of faked data and info against gun-owners and trying to dissuade us from believing we should defend ourselves in crimes, that we’d all be as incompetent as she would be if caught in such a situation.

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December 21, 2009, - 2:05 pm

A Tiger Tale: This Is How the Media REALLY Operates (& Suppresses)

By Debbie Schlussel

As you probably are, I’m now officially sick of the Tiger Woods saga.  We’ve all had our laughs and it was an amusing diversion.  But the guy’s an embarrassment, and I’ve had enough. It’s old news.  Next.  What about how my healthcare is going to be managed by left-wing government bureaucrats who are going to drive all the good people out of medicine and tell a 90-year-old it’s time to die?  Far more important than the diseases Tiger Woods got and helped spread among the human female gym equipment of the week.

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Still, the story of how he managed to silence the National Enquirer for two years by doing a deal with its sister magazine, Men’s Health, is notable for one reason only:  that it goes on in the media all the time.  And not just with tabloids like the Enquirer, but with mainstream media newspapers, TV news shows, etc.  Like that story, you wonder what stories about ObamaCare or Al-Qaeda operatives in the U.S. or some other important issue are being squelched, too, in exchange for something.

For example, earlier this year, I noted that the New York Times reported that a U.S. Congressman, whom I believe is Republican Darrell Issa a/k/a “Jihad Darrell,” was caught on phone wiretaps talking ad nauseam with a known Islamic terrorist buddy.  All the clues point to Issa, the Hezbollah’s (and Syria’s and Arafat’s and the Saudis’, etc., etc.) best friend in Congress.  He’s a multi-gazillionaire, who is now the richest Member of Congress and got that way through a lifetime of crime, Mafia-style thuggery, and other indiscretions that make him a Mega-Pot-Kettle-Black in calling out the Obamas and ACORN (people investigating his insurance fraud, arson, and other crimes mysteriously “died”).  But he’s largely managed to keep that quiet and get thousands of clueless, ignorant conservatives, including those in the media, to gush over him.

Did Issa pay off the New York Times or someone else to keep his name from being published?  Did he pay off others, like FOX News or Glenn Beck (who constantly gushes over and blindly promotes Issa), from referring to his pan-jihadist history and lifetime of crime?  We’ll never know.  But the Enquirer isn’t the only media outlet that compromises itself in exchange for something else.  We know that Prince Al-Waleed Bin Talal–a 6% owner in FOX News owner News Corp–got FOX News to stop calling Muslim riots in France, “Muslim Riots,” when he called Rupert Murdoch to al-whine.

As you’ll recall, the reason Gerry Rivers, er . . . Geraldo Rivera, was fired from (or left, depending on whose version you believe) ABC News was because he made a stink when “20/20” wouldn’t run his report exposing Robert Kennedy’s ties to the Mafia and his Marilyn Monroe stuff.  (Some would say the Kennedys were the original Tiger Woodses.)  The network wouldn’t run it because then-ABC News President Roone Arledge (a far lefty and hater of Israel, too) was friends with Ethel Kennedy, and he didn’t want her being embarrassed.

And these things happen all the time with important stories, not just sordid tales of multiple paramours, but important news stories about the conflicts of interest and behind-the-scenes dealings and behaviors of those who set policy and “lead” our country.  Why, for example, was I the only one to cover Barack Obama’s close ties to and staff members who belong to the Nation of Islam?  Why did it take the Enquirer and everyone else so long to cover John Edwards’ extra-curricular life and why didn’t they note it WHILE he was on the campaign trial instead of after . . . when he was little more than a historical footnote?

Who else has performed a Tiger deal like this one . . .?:

In the summer of 2007, a representative for Tiger Woods called an editor at Golf Digest with some awkward news. Though the magazine was spending hundreds of thousands of dollars annually to secure preferential access to Mr. Woods, the golfer had agreed to a rare, in-depth interview and cover shoot with another publication, Men’s Fitness.

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December 21, 2009, - 12:30 pm

Anti-Semite of the Day: Garrison “the Definition of Schmuck” Keillor

By Debbie Schlussel

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Dear Garrison Keillor:

Not only are you a far-left schmuck, you are also a raving Jew-hater.  Please start packing a lot of shorts and wife-beater tank tops.  Where you will end up, it’s very, very hot.

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And my dear Garrison, it’s unfortunate you don’t like the Jews and decry the many Christmas songs they’ve given you.  This, you let us all know in the Baltimore Sun, a paper which would never allow a Jew or Christian or Hindu or anyone else say something similarly offensive against, say, Muslims.

All those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write “Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we’ll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah”? No, we didn’t.

Christmas is a Christian holiday – if you’re not in the club, then buzz off.

Mr. Keillor, now you, the royal creep that you are will have to stop enjoying the following Jew-written songs, identified by two of my fellow “trashy” co-religionists, writers Janet Levy and Nate Bloom:

* The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

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December 21, 2009, - 11:12 am

Cambodia Does What We Don’t Have the Guts To; Predictably, US Condemns

By Debbie Schlussel

Say what you want about Cambodia and its government.  On some things, they have it right.

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Smart Playbook: Cambodia Says No to Extremist Muslim Asylum Seekers

And one of them is the guts to deport those who would do them harm and have no right to be there.  While the Obama administration, just last week, removed more obstacles from frauds seeking asylum (by refusing to hold them in detention, deport them, etc. if they have a “credible fear” of persecution a/k/a do a minimal acting job), Cambodia isn’t taking a page from the Barack Book.

And, predictably, we condemn them.  But you know who’s gonna hold onto their country and culture longer?  Not America.  We’re ready to allow Uighurs–Chinese Muslims–to live in Washington, DC neighborhoods.

But the Cambodians are the ones with common sense on this.

The ethnic Uighurs sought asylum in Cambodia following deadly ethnic riots this summer in China’s far western region of Xinjiang. China says they are suspected criminals.

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December 20, 2009, - 1:42 pm

OMG: My Very Scaaaary Experience of the Week

By Debbie Schlussel

Last night, I had a very scary experience, which was as if it was right out of the movies.

As most readers know, I’m located in the Detroit area.  And even though we weren’t hit by the East Coast snowstorm, we got a couple of inches of snow or so.  Still, it was very scary and slippery driving, yesterday evening, which I didn’t know, until I got on the road.  I was headed to meet friends at a movie theater, to see one of the rare movies I didn’t screen ahead of time, “The Bad Lieutenant:  Port of Call – New Orleans,” starring Nicolas Cage (I’ll post my review with most of the rest of the new holiday-release movies on Tuesday or Wednesday).

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I left my home with plenty of time and drove very slowly, like the rest of the traffic.  But that didn’t stop me from having a really scary spinout, where my car stopped just in time not to hit something.  (If I’d known it was this bad, I’d have stayed home, but I was already most of the way there.)  That wasn’t the scary part, though.

When I was less than a quarter-mile from the theater in downtown Royal Oak, a re-gentrified, hip Detroit suburb, I was driving very slowly on a city side street, when all of a sudden, the bright red flashing railroad crossing warning lights and security arm came down on top of my car.  It was one of those crazy flukes, where the timing was such that I was partially into the crossing when the warning came.  There was no warning for the warning.

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December 18, 2009, - 2:33 pm

Weekend Box Office: You Don’t Want to Hear About “The Morgans” or “Avatar” (& Probably Not “Invictus,” Either)

By Debbie Schlussel

This weekend at the box office sounds like a bad sequel to a movie, Lame & Lamer.

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“Avatar”:  Read my complete review from yesterday.  This movie is yet another lame remake of the same storyline:  evil White American males destroy the planet, the environment, and indigenous peoples who are way superior to us all.  Again, read my complete review.

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*  “Did You Hear About the Morgans?“:  Yuck.  Another lame romantic comedy starring Sarah Jess-Equine Parker, er . . . Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant, who have as much chemistry as Tiger Woods and fidelity.

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December 18, 2009, - 1:08 pm

Irony: Major Newspaper Worried About “Fake Reporters” Posing as Its Own Fake Reporters

By Debbie Schlussel

The irony is so thick, you need a hacksaw to cut it.

The Washington Post voiced anger at the Bush Administration in 2002, because it was concerned that U.S. Special Forces and CIA operatives were posing as Washington Post reporters in Afghanistan, according to a letter, released Wednesday by the Justice Department and covered nowhere, except a tiny newsblurb in USA Today (and a slightly longer newsblurb in the print edition of the paper).

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It’s just so delicious.  A newspaper that constantly feeds us fake, lying “news” stories is upset that someone else would pose as one of its fake “reporters.”

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December 18, 2009, - 12:35 pm

Religion of Peace . . . & Stabbing: The Video US Federal Agents & Trainers Are Watching

By Debbie Schlussel

Muslim women in hijabs at the airport are just “modest,” “peaceful” women who want to live their lives, their religion, and go about their business, right?

This video, released last week, shows what they sometimes do when going through airport security.  It’s very clever because our TSA screeners and other law enforcement agents only screen people at a certain point in airports and other venues, and that means that they arrive unscreened, and possibly with weapons. In this case, it’s a Palestinian Muslim woman stabbing an Israeli soldier at a security checkpoint, but it could be a Muslim woman or man stabbing soldiers or security here, too. More info on the video and a clearer view of it at the Matzav Network.

That’s why federal agent friends and contacts of mine tell me American federal law enforcement agents, especially trainers, are watching and using this video to teach their fellow feds what they can expect more and more of in the future.  “Religion of Peace,” indeed . . .

Yup, Islamic terrorists come in all shapes and sizes. And some of them have female plumbing.

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