By Debbie Schlussel

As you know, Sunday is Doghouse Risk Extra-Avoidance Day  (DREAD) for American men, or what many conventionally call, “Valentine’s Day.”  I think my moniker for it is far more appropriate because–I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again–there ain’t nothin’ romantic about it.  Unless taking orders from Hershey and Hallmark, on how to conduct your relationship, is sexy.  It isn’t.  Valentine’s Day is an obligation men obediently and harriedly complete–buying cards  and chocolates or flowers or getting dinner reservations–in order to stay off their significant female others bitchy side.  And that’s about it.  It isn’t spontaneous, caring, or heartfelt.  It’s a dreaded obligation.  Any woman who thinks otherwise is, well . . . not thinking.  There’s a reason heterosexual men spend almost twice as much as straight women to sate their significant other on this day.

I wrote about this extensively, last year.  Here’s an excerpt:

It’s a forced day. By forced, I mean that most men aren’t buying women chocolates or flowers for their wives or girlfriends or taking them out to dinner because they want to. It’s because they have to. It’s an obligation, period. Not an expression of love. Don’t fool yourself into naive notions otherwise.

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By Debbie Schlussel

As you probably know (unless you’re living inside a mushroom), tonight the opening ceremonies for the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, take place.

I really couldn’t care less (plus I can’t watch ‘cuz it’s the Jewish Sabbath–damn, I’ll miss sight of the Palestinian HAMAS luge explosive team).  It ain’t 1980.  As I’ve said before several other opening ceremonies for the Winter Olympics, the charm is gone.  This isn’t a bunch of amateurs, like Mike Eruzione and the 1980 Olympic Hockey Team, sleeping on prison cots in Lake Placid, beating our Commie totalitarian enemies, the Russians, who were state-funded pros.  Nope.  Unless we’re playing Hezbollah and kicking Al-Qaeda ass at men’s downhill or on the ice, it holds no excitement.  Today, we have the state-funded pros, too.  And the NHL whiners and prima donnas.  And men’s, er . . . women’s hockey.  So what, who cares.  Yawn.  Wake me when it’s over and regular TV programming returns to NBC in a couple of weeks or so.

And then, there’s the Israeli Olympic athletes, whom the Islamo-pandering International Olympic Committee continues to refuse to memorialize.  Yes, I realize they were murdered at the summer games in Munich in 1972.  So what?  Israel has athletes in the Winter Games (unlike most Muslim countries), and the IOC needs to finally memorialize the Israelis who were murdered in cold blood and gave their lives at the altar of what is now a giant, 2.5-week-long commercial.  Today,  a luger from Georgia died while practicing.  I’ll bet he gets an official Olympic memorial before the Israelis do.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Nothing that exciting at the box office, this weekend.  In fact, the new movies released today range from snooze-fest to bleechhh.

*  “The Wolfman“:  Nothing objectionable about this movie in which men turn into wolves upon sight of the full moon (not sure if this qualifies them as werewolves, but I think it does).  It’s just that it wasn’t exciting.  I found it very boring–sooo boring I struggled to stay awake and lost the battle–and old hat.  Been there, seen that.  It wasn’t scary, though it had the expected blood, violence, and far more graphic guts and limb dismemberment than I needed to see.  I laughed when two characters, relatives, turn into wolfmen and fight each other.  It was just comical, unintentionally so.

Sir Anthony Hopkins plays a wealthy Brit, whose son is missing and later found after being killed by a beast in the woods.  His other son, Benicio Del Toro–estranged from his family and living in America–happens to be on tour in London as an actor.  He receives a letter from his late brother’s fiancee (Emily Blunt), still looking for his brother.  Once he returns to the manor, he is informed of his brother’s death.  One night, he is out in the woods and in a gypsy camp, searching for what killed his brother.  He gets bitten by a wolf beast, and soon turns into one.

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By Debbie Schlussel

There’s a tiny little detail missing from news reports that the Islamic Fiqh Council of North America issued a fatwa (Islamic religious decree), claiming that TSA airport body scanners are against Islamic laws about modesty.  It’s that Imam Hassan Qazwini (more about him here and here), a man on whom I’m the expert, is best buddies with a man who issued another fatwa:  Sheikh Mohammed Hussein Fadlallah, the spiritual leader of Hezbollah, who issued the fatwa to blow up over 300 U.S. Marines (while they slept) and U.S. Embassy employees in Beirut in 1983.

Bush’s Fave Imam Hassan Qazwini (right) Hangs

w/Hezbollah Spiritual Leader Sheikh Mohammed Hussein Fadlallah (left)

Yup, the same man who issued the fatwa to hijack a plane and torture to death Navy Diver Robert Dean Stethem, Col. William R. “Rich” Higgins, and US Embassy CIA attache William Buckley.  Uh-huh, his friend is telling us how we should run our airport security.  And don’t forget that Qazwini (imam of the Islamic Center of America mosque in Dearbornistan) is tight with the Government of Iran, which he visits with quite often (switching planes in London), when he’s not preaching hate and hosting Louis Farrakhan at his Dearbornistan mosque (I wrote about this in the Detroit Newsistan after going to the mosque undercover in 1998).

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By Debbie Schlussel

Sources say that, yesterday (Thursday), FBI agents conducted raids on two homes on Appoline Street in the heart of Dearbornistan’s Hezbollah-supporting Shi’ite Muslim community.  The homes, which face each other on opposite sides of the street, reportedly had high-tech security systems.  And the homes are just a block away from the Hezbollah Social Club a/k/a The Bint Jebail Cultural Center on Miller Street.  We’re talking jihad central.

While the FBI kept the warrant–and the story of their raids–under seal and under wraps, we’ll soon find out.  And I predict it’s not only terror-related, but Hezbollah-related.   Mark my word.  Also mark my word that the extremist leaders of the Dearbornistan Islamic community already know about the raids because their close buddy, FBI Michigan Special Islamo-panderer, er . . . Agent in Charge, Andrew Arena a/k/a “Abu Arena,” already tipped ’em off. That’s his M.O.  And, his agents tell me, he jeopardizes their lives every time he does this, which is every time in which Muslims are the pretend target in these mostly show-raids.  We’ll see if this one is more than a show.  Given the track record (lots of raids, few actual related prosecutions),  I ain’t holdin’ my breath.

I’m sure Michigan FBI Hezbollah Intelligence guru, Special Agent Mark Green, knows the scoop. But he won’t tell me anything, so I didn’t bother to call and ask. Per usual, Famous But Incompetent always tips off the Muslims before regular law-abiding citizens.

Islamopandering FBI Special Supermodel In Charge Andrew Arena

By Debbie Schlussel

Whenever you hear about how Palestinian terrorists deserve their own State (when they already have three de facto such “states”–Gazastan, Jordan, and Ramallahstan), and whenever you hear the BS holier-than-thou myth about “Islamic modesty,” you should kill two frauds with one stone by thinking about Rafiq Al-Husseini, chief of staff to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas a/k/a Abu Mazen. He literally got caught with his pants down, in what the Israeli media is calling, “Fatah-Gate.”

Corruptocrat Rafiq Al-Husseini (Left) &

Boss, Palestinian Prez Abu Mazen a/k/a Mahmoud Abbas

Below is video from Israeli Channel 10 News and an investigative report by Israeli TV news reporter Tzvi Yehezkeli, which includes an interview with Palestinian intelligence officer Fahmi Shabaneh (full name: Fahmi Shabaneh Tamimi).  It’s the latest  part of a report in which Shabaneh provided Channel 10 with documentation of corruption in the Palestinian government, including the siphoning off of hundreds of millions of dollars in aid the Palestinian Authority got from America, Europe, and Arabic nations (most of it was from American taxpayers).  Normally, I might praise Shabaneh for his courage in exposing all of the Palestinian corruption, risking his life for certain.  But in order to get as high as he did in the Palestinian Mukhabarat [Secret Police], he had to be involved in some pretty nasty stuff, himself.  Plus, his last name is Tamimi, which means he’s likely from the Al-Tamimi family (of Sheikh Taysir Al-Tamimi fame), completely extreme.  He ain’t no saint.

The video shows Dr. Al-Husseini getting caught naked in bed by agent Shabaneh after soliciting a potential employee for sex as a “job interview.”  You really don’t need my fluency in Hebrew to know what’s going on.  The only parts you need me to translate/summarize are at the beginning of the first tape, when agent Shabanah  shows reporter Yehezkeli his grave, which he said he set up because he thinks he may soon need one.  Most of the sex tape is at the beginning of the second tape.  When he is caught, Al-Husseini asks Shabaneh what he wants to keep it quiet, and Shabaneh says he doesn’t want anything. (Not sure if he is related to Haj Amin Al-Husseini, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem who allied with Hitler to mass murder the Jews in the Holocaust.)

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Palestinians were shocked on Thursday after Israeli TV aired a graphic video showing a senior official caught on a hidden camera soliciting sex from a job applicant.

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By Debbie Schlussel

This guy, “Satch,” is the best guitarist ever.  It’s no contest.  And, in my view, this is his best work.  A very dear friend of mine gave me a CD of this song several years ago, and I could listen to it over and over and over and over.  Never gets old.  Although I listen to the studio version, this live one is the best (though the meat of the actual song doesn’t begin until about 1:58). I love working out to this song, too–whether it’s running or weights. Would love to see him in concert. Have you seen Satriani live? What was it like? If you disagree with me, who’s your fave guitarist or pick for the best?

Get Yours . . .

By Debbie Schlussel

They keep telling us how modest Islam is (it isn’t), how the men don’t judge women by their beauty (what beauty?  and, yes, they do), and other idyllic myths Westerners are eager to believe about the Religion of Savagery.

But this story says it all and then some about all that.  As reader DJ says, “I guess this Arab should have checked under the hood.”  Indeed.  (Plus, it’s hard to eat spaghetti–see video.) As longtime readers know, I call the Islamic face veil–the niqab–“the full ninja,” and for good reason.

An Arab ambassador called for an instant divorce after discovering his veil-wearing fiancée had a beard and was cross-eyed, it emerged today.

Family Photo: “Your Sister’s Prettier”

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By Debbie Schlussel

As  a religious Jew, I don’t hunt because my religion forbids hunting for sport, and kosher food, by definition, is slaughtered in captivity.  That said, I’m glad my gentile fellow Americans hunt.  And I’m saddened that less and less of them are hunting.  And that the decline in hunting is markedly so among younger Americans.

America’s Survival Depends on More of This

The implications are bad for America on three fronts:

1)  The strength of the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms declines when there are less hunters and, thus, less people interested in preserving the right to private gun ownership;

2) There will be more wild animals out there overrunning us and getting hungry for their own food; and

3) Think they’re not training their kids how to use guns in the Middle East? Think again. They’re training their boys younger and younger on weaponry. And we’re raising a nation of wusses and girlie-men, as we flee masculine activities for boys, like hunting.

Over a year ago, Sports Illustrated did an extensive article on “How the Decline of Hunting is Changing the Natural Order of Predator and Prey,” detailing the dangers this causes us all, with animals getting more and more brave in approaching human habitats as they search for food.  States have to pay men to come in and hunt, in addition to extending hunting season.

This week, the Wall Street Journal had an interesting piece by Chicago writer Mark Yost, “The Outfitters’ Lament:  Too Few Kids with Guns,” on the decline in kids who are hunters.  It’s not a good thing, and he blames it not just on economics, but also the break up of the nuclear family.  Single mothers aren’t exactly big on taking their sons hunting.  That’s generally a father’s domain. The whole situation is sad, and not good for a civilized society. Part of being a civilization is eliminating the threat of the not so civilized, whether that’s the human lack of civilization coming at us from the Muslim world or the animal lack of civilization in the wild. Now, that wild is coming to us. And we must either kill it or die.

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The Eastern Sports & Outdoor Show is a sportsman’s paradise, but one where trouble is brewing.

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By Debbie Schlussel

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There’s a lot of buzz surrounding a very explicit (read:  disgusting), f-word-filled interview that attention-whore singer John Mayer gave to Playboy magazine.  And while I don’t care that he said Jessica Simpson is like “crack cocaine” and “sexual napalm” for him, some of the other things he gets away with are notable, since he gets away with things only a liberal would get away with saying.  And that’s not to mention that this guy is complete trash.

Sleazy is as Sleazy Does

Mayer uses the N-word, calls gay blogger Perez Hilton (whom he kissed), a “f–” (remember the outrage when Ann Coulter used that?  And she was joking), and says that his penis is a White supremacist.  All of this is notable because Barack Obama’s campaign officially included him in their “Yes We Can: Voices of a Grassroots Movement” CD (on which his “Waiting on the World to Change” appears), and he was a big-time endorser of the current, failed Prez.

Mayer (who wrote and sings, “Your Body is a Wonderland”) talks ad nauseam about masturbation and porn and about how he has “a hood pass”–a slang term describing White people being accepted by the Black community–and says it should really be called a “N—– pass.” And here are some more excerpts from the low-life Barack fan’s spew. Parents, this is who your daughters are listening to. Hey, maybe he can hang with the Obama daughters.

There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed. . . . My biggest dream is to write pornography. . . .

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