By Debbie Schlussel

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Not only does the Muslim emirate of Dubai hate Jews (who–if they have an Israeli passport or stamp on one–are refused entry into the country a/k/a travel apartheid), it hates paying investors back.  So, it’s stiffing them.

Laughing All the Way AT the Bank:

Sheikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al-Maktoum, Dubai Ruler & Best Buddies

Yup, while the ruler and Princes of Dubai, the Al-Maktoum brothers, continue to live high on the hog (and mercilessly torture people just ‘cuz and get away with it), they refuse to pay back those from whom they borrowed.  In fact the Princes’ government-owned Dubai World has announced it will only repay 60 cents for every dollar owed to creditors, including dhimmi Dubai investors HSBC Holdings, Royal Bank of Scotland Group, and Standard Chartered.  Wow, I’d love to get $22 billion in cold, hard cash and only have to give back $13 billion.  That’s a great deal.

And, unfortunately for them, these Islamo-pandering, shawarmeh-nosed lenders will probably have to take what these jet-setting, Jew-hating, anti-Israel Sheikhs give them, lest they get even less . . . or nothing.  And on top of that, they have to wait seven years to get paid.  Incredible.  That’s what happens when you invest with anti-Semites.  You get burned.  G-d works in mysterious ways, suckers.

Is Dubai Next . . . or Just Its Dhimmi Lenders?

For Dubai World’s creditors, indignity piles upon indignity. News that the troubled state-controlled conglomerate plans to repay its lenders a meager 60 cents for every U.S. dollar they are owed is yet another blow for lenders who, until four months ago, assumed Dubai World’s debts came with an implicit sovereign guarantee.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Reader and friend, Ari, complains, “Why don’t you ever report good news?” and sends this story that warms the cockles of my heart (even if it’s an old story).  He has a point.

Dhiren Barot: Islamic Terrorist Supermodel “Loses” His Looks

Waterboarding, Shmaterboarding.  This “hot tub therapy in a bucket” needs to be the fate of a lot of these guys.  It’s like a great form of plastic surgery for these imprisoned beauties who’d do the same to us in a heartbeat.  It’s just saving them the Abdulmutallab process of an airplane flight and a cast of extras consisting of innocent civilians.

So sad, too bad.

A prisoner has been accused of throwing boiling oil over an al Qaeda terrorist who planned to murder thousands with dirty bombs.

The 22-year-old inmate is accused of scarring for life Dhiren Barot, who was jailed for life for leading a British-based terrorist cell that plotted bombings across the world. . . .

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By Debbie Schlussel

My favorite terrorist assassination story of the last month is the hit on HAMAS leader Mahmoud Al-Mabhouh a/k/a Mahmoud Abdel-Raouf Mohammed Hassan a/k/a “Abu Abed,” who was staying in Dubai.  You know, “moderate” Dubai, where Mabhouh was a welcome and honored guest.  While no-one knows for sure who did it, everyone suspects–and I believe it’s correct–that the Israelis did it.  I mean, not Israelis, but “Kevin,” “James,” “Gail,” and eight others who held passports from European countries–Britain, Ireland, France, and Germany.

The Hitmen: (Clockwise from Top) Michael Lawrence Barney, James Leonard Clarke, Stephen Daniel Hodes, Paul John Keeley, Jonathan Lewis Graham, Melvyn Adam Mildiner

The Complete “Abu Abed” Hit Squad

Mahmoud Al-Mabhouh a/k/a Abu Abed, Rot In Jehenim [Hell]

On the other hand, two Palestinians were already arrested in connection with the assassination, so it could be a Fatah/Mahmoud Abbas operation (when he’s not busy trying to put out fires of sex tape scandals) or even an inside job within HAMAS.  And Dubai’s Keystone Kop police chief, Lt. Gen Dhahi Khalfan Tamim, backed off on claiming Israel’s involvement, though he said the tactics resembled Israeli intelligence at work.

The Britons were identified as James Leonard Clarke, Stephen Daniel Hodes, Paul John Keeley, Michael Lawrence Barney, Jonathan Lewis Graham, Melvyn Adam Milliner.

The woman had Irish papers and was named as Gail Folliard. The other Irish were named as Kevin Daveron and Evan Dennings.

As a dear friend of mine, who used to work with Israeli intelligence says:

Good luck in catching them. In your dreams.

I love it!  Now, that’s a movie I’d love to see, except that we’ve seen what happens when Hollywood gets ahold of these stories.  When Abu Spielberg, er . . . Steven Spielberg “told” the Munich story, he portrayed brave Mossad agents, who snuffed out the Islamic terrorists who planned and perpetrated the massacre of the Israeli athletes, as softy crybabies who regretted that they killed these cold-blooded murderers.  In a Spielberg or Hollywood vehicle, “Kevin,” “James,” and “Gail,” would be crying to Dr. Phil and Oprah over assassinating this top HAMAS terrorist figure.  We’d probably see Gail wearing her black wig forever as self-flagellating punishment for her horrible deed of eliminating this terrorist cretin and telling us that he goes #1 and #2 to the bathroom just like all of “allah’s” creatures.  Yup, that’s how they’d portray this in Lalaland.

And, actually, we already have the movie.  Surveillance cameras captured on closed circuit TV the movements of “Kevin,” “James,” “Gail” (the chick in the operation–black wig) and eight others, who skillfully carried out the assassination and escaped the joke known as “Dubai police.” The video shows them arriving in Dubai and checking into their various hotels and room, including a room across from Mabhouh’s room, where they carried out their  hit.  Notice that for most of this, they’re wearing hats, so their faces aren’t very visible, except at the hotel check-in.  It was a clean operation–in and out in 24 hours and their target on sent well on his way to the 72 revirginized.

More about Mabhouh:

Some of the suspects donned wigs and posed as tennis-racket-toting tourists and hotel staff. The suspects checked into different hotels, paying cash. Several suspects eventually checked into a room across the hall from their victim at a hotel near the airport, according to the police.

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By Debbie Schlussel

I’ve written about these stupid, elaborate, involve-the-whole-world-in-your-bidness marriage proposals (and wedding “ceremonies”) before.  And TLC Network once wanted me to co-host this stupid show, “Perfect Proposal” (which involves ridiculously elaborate staged marriage proposals), to which I said a giant, emphatic  “NO.”  As I’ve said before on this site, the more elaborate the proposal, the more short-lived–and likely empty and saccharine–the marriage.  And that’s why I love when these idiots who do these marriage proposals on TV or in a hugely public way get turned down.  If you can’t do it in private over a nice dinner, and you need a gazillion bells and whistles involved, there ain’t nothin’ there worth getting married over, and it’ll only be disastrous from there.  (The same goes for those dumb YouTubed dances down the aisle.)

Meant to get to this one, Sunday Night, and thanks to the many, many readers who sent this.  The video, below, is self-explanatory. And though one news source reports that it was a hoax (and that the New York Rangers staff was in on it), it’s been done so many times before when it isn’t a hoax (just foolish).

Here’s another one from a couple of years ago:

And there are so many more like this.

What motivates a guy to do this? It’s supposed to be a private moment. And if you are, for some bizarre and creepy reason, prompted to propose marriage in front of the world, well . . . you get what you deserve.

By Debbie Schlussel

When I was a freshman at The University of Michigan, the thuggish, long-haired, far-left hippie in a punk band teaching assistant of my  English class reduced a grade on my paper by a full grade because I used the word, “Congressman, ” and not the gender neutral, “Congressperson.”  I told him, “This is a bunch of verbal manure . . . or is that, ‘personure?'”  Thomas Sowell found out about it and mentioned it in one of his syndicated columns.  It was ridiculous, but at the time Michigan had an absurd “inclusive” language policy, which stated that if you used words like “he,” or “fireman,” or, even “mother,” you were being “uninclusive,” and therefore, you were somehow a bigot.  Dumb, dumb, dumb.  But leftists get off on being the language and speech police. Stretching the limits on political correctness is their ultimate aphrodisiac.

Scary Timothy Jean Corvidae: “Ze” is the University of Michigan’s Speech Police

And, so, it’s no surprise that my alma mater is once again involved in this ridiculous  language orthodoxy.  While our Islamic enemies are teaching their kids to use guns, rig IEDs, and destroy us, some gender-ambiguous bizarro in the University of Michigan School of Social Work, Timothy Jean Corvidae, who wants the University to get rid of the use of gender specific pronouns like “he” and “she” in favor of “Ze.”  Corvidae is both a student and on the University of Michigan staff. The fact that Corvidae has a man’s name, but identifies on her/his/its/ze’s Facebook page as a woman (where he/she/it/ze looks like a pre-op male-to-female transsexual) interested in dating women, might have something to do with it. (It’s creepy to see a photo, above, of he/she/it/ze hugging a kid.)

Sadly, the University faculty Senate is considering the measure to get rid of the pronouns, and could refer it Michigan’s President for approval.  Yes, “Idiocracy,” ain’t just a movie or our future.  It’s our present.  And, frankly, if they don’t identify with any of the genders, what if they identify with pedophiles or those who engage in bestiality.  They need to feel “included” in our language, too, don’t they?  It’s only fair if we’re gonna subvert English to the warped sexual urges and identities of every weirdo minority on earth. Maybe they can use the words “horse” and “camel” or “molesta [my new slang, hip word for child molestation, b/c who are we to judge that it’s not cool, right?]” as adverbs.  “Molesta” went to the store with “camel’s” daughter.  “Molesta” didn’t have enough money to pay for candy for “camel daughter.” Yup, that’s, um, “gender neutral,” and is a whole lot more entertaining than “ze,” which just sounds like some former Nazi hiding in South America.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Perhaps CBS should change the name of its hit reality show to “Amazing Racist.”

“Oh, Good, Black People!“

Artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns

Imagine if a major broadcast network had a prime time reality show on which two contestants said, “Oh, good, White people!”  They’d probably be axed from the show.

Not the case, though, with Black attorneys Monique Pryor of West Orange, NJ, and Shawne Morgan, of Bowie, MD, contestants on this season’s edition of the hit CBS reality series game show, “The Amazing Race.”  (Normally, I don’t watch this show, but I was drawn in, last night, by the repeated, hilarious imitation of airheaded Miss Teen South Carolina, Caite Upton–a fellow contestant on “Amazing Race”–by a gay contestant, Jordan Pious–the MUST-WATCH video is below!.)

When contestants were dropped off in downtown Los Angeles to fend for themselves and find a way to LAX (Los Angeles airport) and fly to Chile, the two Black female contestants saw a car with Black people driving it.  “Oh, Good, Black People!” they shouted.

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By Debbie Schlussel

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Can’t wait to hear this guy’s name and his religion.

According to witnesses at Capital Region International Airport, several large men were asked to move to the front of the plane, and passenger was tackled.

A man is hauled off a plane at Capital Region International Airport Sunday night, after passengers tackled him during take-off.

An airport spokesman will only tell us there was an incident. But News Ten has talked with three passengers on Delta Flight 3679 who told us what happened.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Count me not among the masses of idiots, who are sympathetic to the weekend “plight” of multi-millionaire “Clerks” director Kevin Smith.  The dude is fat.  Pursuant to Southwest Airline’s policy that overweight people have to buy two tickets, he was kicked off a flight by the captain.  Yes, he originally bought two tickets, but then he decided to go on an earlier flight and didn’t buy two tickets for that one, because the flight was full and only one seat was available.  Then, the captain kicked him off, pursuant to Southwest’s “Customers of Size Policy” (yup, that’s really what it’s called).  That’s the breaks when you’re huge.  And he’s whining on  Twitter–and everywhere else–about it, complete with a ton of F-bombs (in well over 50 tweets and counting and in an hour on his website).  You stay classy (and obese), Kevin.

So sad, too bad. Unfortunately, Southwest is apologizing all over the place and the slobbering, slavish entertainment press is kissing his butt about this, too, as if it’s a terrorist attack on poor, innocent, (not-so) little Kevin.  Psychology Today is accusing Southwest of “weightism.” PUH-LEEZE.  Private businesses and individuals in America practice weight discrimination every single day (and it’s a good thing).  Sadly, we’re practicing less and less of it.  Would you hire fat physical trainers for your gym? Academy Award nominee (and likely winner) Gabourey Sidibe, who is unhealthy to the max, is now the new “role model” for teen girls.

Kevin Smith: Wanna Sit Next to This Fat Dude on a Flight?

It’s hilarious how up in arms everyone is over the airline’s treatment of a rich, loud-mouthed fat guy, versus how silent and unenraged they were over the appalling bestiality sex scene, er . . . “interspecies erotica,” which he put in in his horribly disgusting and depraved “Clerks II” movie (read my review). Gotta love the sense of priorities and perspective of the Hollywood crowd and Smith’s gushing, brainless, lumpenidiotariat followers. Sorry, but I can’t cry for Hollywood limousine liberals when they get treated like everyone else.  Add to that how I find it disgusting when fat people who are morbidly obese try to squeeze themselves into one seat, and then their blubber overlaps on top of your arms and lap.  Yuck.

Smith should have bought the second ticket for the switched flight.  Add to that the fact that in his movies, he never casts fat chicks (unless you count himself and Ben Affleck).  So, he’s a hypocrite.  Southwest Airlines doesn’t force him to cast fat chicks in chicks’ roles in his movies (like the Rosario Dawson role in the “Clerks II”).  Why is he whining when he can’t force Southwest to put fat people in one seat? Look who’s, um, “weightist,” now. This is a guy who’s made a mint off an industry in which being thin is a priority for aesthetic reason. And yet he has the nerve to castigate another industry where weight is an issue for safety and business reasons? Kevin Smith is literally a hippo-crite (misdpelling and pun intended).

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By Debbie Schlussel

Longtime readers will remember the name Kimberly Suzanne “Asma” Al-Homsi, the no-lipstick-involved lesbian Muslim woman who was caught with several bombs in her vehicle on over the weekend (perhaps planning her own Valentine’s Day massacre).  As I’ve noted over the years, she was involved in several apparent terrorist incidents in Texas, has extensive explosives and firearms training, and was on the no-fly list.  As I’ve also detailed previously, Ms. Al-Homsi has dual Syrian-U.S. citizenship and is on probation already.  She was close friends with Wadih El-Hage, Osama Bin Laden’s personal secretary, who was convicted for his part in the 1998 U.S. Embassy bombings in East Africa.  Here is what happened with her, this weekend:

I asked back in 2007:

How many chances do two Muslim women get to violate the law with terrorist threats and test the system?

Many chances, apparently, if they’re “Kimberly” Asma Al-Homsi and Aisha Abdul-Rahman Hamad of Arlington, Texas.

Kimberly “Asma” Al-Homsi & Co-Terrorist Yasinul Ansari

“Kimberly” Asma Al-Homsi & Girlfriend Aisha Abdul-Rahman Hamad

And, sadly, Ms. Al-Homsi–who should long ago have been put permanently behind bars–was given yet another chance, this weekend, up to her antics, with several bombs in her vehicle, yet again.  More on that, below.

I’ve been following Al-Homsi on this site (here, here, and here) over the years, when, in 2005, she held up highway traffic using a grenade (which later turned out to be empty, but so what?) and threatened to blow up a motorist in a road rage incident;  when, in April 2007, she and her lesbian Muslim live-in girlfriend, Aisha Abdul-Rahman Hamad, were casing airport security and filming the take-off of planes from a restricted area at Dallas’ Love Field, and when she and her lover were arrested by authorities, in July 2007, when she set off explosives and pipe bombs outside her home (apparently to test authorities’ response time) and had a six-hour stand-off with police, then was released on $3,000 bail.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Tonight, the 2010 NBA All-Star Game takes place.  And yet again, I couldn’t really care less about it.  That said, I have a few questions to which I don’t know the answers, but think it’s  worth discussing:

I Love This Game

How many kids from different mothers do you think the average player in tonight’s game has?  Hey, if they’re telling us they’re role models (and if they have endorsement deals–which they all do–that is what they’re telling us, if in not so many words), I’d like to know how many of ’em are babydaddies and by how many different babymamas.  I’d guess, on average, it’s about four kids with three different babymamas per player.  I don’t know for sure, and haven’t done the tally, but I’ll bet I’m close. I only looked at two of the players–Jason Kidd (who has two kids by a wife and one by a girlfriend) and LeBron James (who has two kids by a girlfriend).

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