April 15, 2010, - 4:36 pm
Princess Sarah: Palin Contract Requires All Questions “Pre-Vetted”
Much is being made about Sarah Palin’s rock star-like demands, as documented in a copy of her contract, which California students conveniently found in a dumpster.
The Princess Won’t Answer Impromptu Questions
Since mindless, gullible Obamabot-like Palinbot’s turned this clueless vessel into a big star, I can’t begrudge her demands for First-Class airfare and unopened bottles of water. Who wants to drink water from “pre-opened” bottles? I wouldn’t.
It’s the part of her contract that’s not getting attention, though, that should. Since the woman has trouble uttering complete sentences and answering even the most basic questions, like, “what magazines and newspapers do you read,” or “who is your favorite founding father and why,” she needs someone else to prep her and help prepare satisfactory answers. College grads are dumb enough, and here we’re talking a woman who barely graduated from college with a journalism degree (the universal diploma of dummies) from six different colleges over six years. Or she might say what she really thinks (which isn’t conservative at all), like when she attacked men on the show of her declared hero, Oprah. Or she might say, as she told Katie Couric, that she supports the fictional “right to privacy,” which was the basis for the Roe v. Wade decision allowing abortion.
And that’s why This is in the contract:
For Q&A, the questions are to be collected from the audience in advance, pre-screened, and a designated representative … shall ask questions directly of the Speaker.
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Tags: contract, Moron, pre-screened, questions, Sarah Palin