By Debbie Schlussel

Just minutes ago, has-been, unfunny comedienne/actress and co-host of ABC’s hag-fest “The View” defended Hearst White House correspondent Helen Thomas’ urging Jews to “go back to Germany, Poland.”

Go Back to Muppet (and Ugly) Land

And Goldberg–whose real name is Caryn Elaine Johnson and took the name to mock Jews and get noticed–lied in her defense of Thomas, saying

For many years, there were not Jews in Israel.

Oh, really?  Like when, Whoopi?  In fact, there have been Jews in Israel for thousands of years.  There has always been a Jewish presence in Israel.  To say otherwise is a lie, a falsity.  But I’ll tell you who wasn’t in Israel for centuries:  “Palestinians,” a fake ethnicity made up of Arabic nomads from throughout the Middle East who came to pre-Israel “Palestine” when Jews were the “Palestinians” and brought them paid jobs and resources they didn’t get in their own further outposts in greater Arabia and in their desert wanderings.

Goldberg/Johnson continued to defend Helen Thomas, saying:

It’s both parties’ land. . . . She’s [Helen Thomas] saying you have to talk.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Sixty-six years ago today, on June 6, 1944, Allied forces landed in Nazi-occupied France and began the liberation of Europe. Our soldiers stormed Omaha Beach in Normandy. But would America have the guts, the stomach, the will to do it again, today? I’m not so sure. We’re condemning Israel for defending itself right off its own coast. And we’re doing nothing about the enemy, the new Nazis–Muslims–expanding their wide berth on our own shores.

Read this editorial, below, from Louisiana’s WBRZ News 2, and ask yourself, as I asked above, would we have the guts–the principle and moral high ground–to do this today, as America and most of the rest of the world condemns Israel for responding to enemy attacks, just miles from its shores? Also, remember that, even though it was a tactical surprise for which the Nazis were not prepared, thousands of American troops gave their lives on just this one day to begin the end of Nazi reign over Europe and the attacks of the Axis allies on American and Allied forces.

Today’s anniversary of the June 6, 1944, invasion of Normandy by Allied troops during World War II is an occasion to remember one of the high points in humanity’s long march toward liberty.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Since yesterday, a ton of people have been sending me the “We Con the World” video, telling me how great it is, and asking me why I haven’t put it up. Because I think it’s cheesy, amateurish, and not great, that’s why. Don’t believe the hype. Sorry, it’s not funny and not effective. When one of my friends sent it, I said a much more effective video would be something using “The Love Boat” theme song intro (written and sung by frequent Love Boat guest Paul Williams) from the classic (and awful) ’70s and ’80s ABC series. As you know, Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu was quoted as saying, the HAMAS Gaza flotilla was not “The Love Boat,” but “The Hate Boat.”

HAMAS Hate Boat & Crew (Cruise Director Julie in Burqa)

(Artwork By Master Photoshopper David Lunde/Lundesigns)

And I remembered my “Hezbollah Love Boat” lyrics and pics by David Lunde from back in 2006 when U.S. taxpayers paid for thousands of American Muslim supporters of Hezbollah to travel via cruise ship back to the U.S. guarded by U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), and Federal Air Marshal agents. Well, before I could post my lyrics and newly done photoshops, someone did a great video of exactly what I was talking about (thanks, JIDF), but minus my very suitable lyrics which are laid out, below.

With captions:

Schlussel Lyrics for “HAMAS Hate Boat”

HAMAS, exciting and (not so) new (1987).
Come aboard. We’re expecting you.
Martyrdom, life’s sweetest reward.
Let it explode, 72 dark-eyed virgins float back to you.
The Hate Boat soon will be making another Turkish run.
HAMAS Hate Boat promises jihad for everyone.

Artwork By David Lunde/Lundesigns

Set a course for allah’s terror,
Your mind on a new (HAMAS martyrs’ widow matchmaker service) romance.
Flotilla “peace” won’t hurt anymore.
The stabbings and pipe-beating sore.

Second verse:

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By Debbie Schlussel

Yesterday, Toledo Muslims, Hor Akl and his wife, Amera Akl, were arrested and charged in a federal criminal complaint for providing material support for Hezbollah.  Read FBI Special Agent Jonathan P. R. Jones’ Affidavit in support of the Federal Criminal Complaint against them.  As you can tell from the way they are dressed, these are “People of Walmart” Hezbollah terrorists.  Or, judging from Hor Akl’s shirt, he’s a Detroit Red Wings fan Hezbollah terrorist.  Hey, Nasrallah and Fadlallah, we won the 2008 Al-Stanley Cup (a few seasons ago)!  allah is with us! Puck IEDs for everyone!

Hor & Amera Akl: Stanley Cup ’08/People of Walmart Hezbollah Terrorists

This is important because Americans don’t get it.  They judge a book by its cover, not by its ethnicity and ideology.  Not all Islamic terrorists are devout Muslims or wear a hijab.  And not all of their supporters here in the states are, either.  That lack of  understanding was evidenced by the many e-mails I got and media reports ridiculing me and claiming Miss Hezbollah USA Rima Fakih couldn’t possibly be a supporter of Hezbollah because she put on a bikini.  So what?  America and Hor Akl don’t dress or act like religious Muslims, and they aren’t.  Mr. Akl’s bankrupt company was called “Hot Cakes, Inc.”  He drove around in a Hummer.  He wore the clothes and has the juiced looks of a steroid-infested body-builder at an all-American gym.

In 2008, Mr. Akl, a Shi’ite Muslim with connections to Hezbollah, filed for bankruptcy (read his Bankruptcy Petition).  As many Shi’ite Muslims fronting for Hezbollah–and looking to rip-off the American infidels–do, he maxed out on credit cards and other credit accounts, then filed for bankruptcy.  And he concealed property to secrete it (keep it secret from) bankruptcy proceedings, preventing its distribution to creditors.  Additionally, he and his wife, both dual American/Lebanese citizens volunteered to smuggle over $500,000 to Hezbollah inside refrigerators and in the form of cars to be sold there.  They were caught on tape planning the whole enterprise.  Yup, more “moderate American Muslims.”  All-American with a Detroit Red Wings Stanley Cup short, so, hey, he must be absorbed into America, right?

Two residents of Toledo, Ohio, Hor I. Akl, age 37, and his spouse, Amera A. Akl, age 37, both of whom are dual citizens of the United States and Lebanon, were arrested today on charges that they conspired to provide material support to a designated foreign terrorist organization, conspired to launder money, and committed arson relating to an insurance fraud scheme. Hor Akl is also charged with two counts of bankruptcy fraud and one count of perjury. . . .

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By Debbie Schlussel

Ironically, one of the relatively better (with the operative term being, “relatively”) new movies at the theater, this weekend, was the one the studios didn’t screen for critics (but I went to the late show to review it for you).  I did not screen “Marmaduke.”

*  “Splice“:  I liked and hated this.  It’s possibly one of the creepiest movies I’ve seen in a long, long time.  It is part science fiction, part real-life, part  horror flick, part crazy love triangle that becomes a weird love “square.”

The first half of the movie was interesting, while I had no use for the second half which is absurd–humans having sex with weird beings, the beings raping humans, etc.  That was utter Hollywood garbage.  But I liked the first half because it shows the dangers–the horrors!–of what can go wrong when genes of different species are spliced and beings are created.  It’s “Brave New World” on screen.  And it’s frightening.  The movie makes a clear statement about that.  But, then, it goes haywire and the movie descends into the typical, warped Hollywood baloney.  I also didn’t like the vilification of “big business” and the typical “evil drug company.

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By Debbie Schlussel

**** SCROLL DOWN FOR UPDATE ****

I stole the headline from Facebook friend Philip Coleman who posted it on my FB page (I’m at my limit of FB friends, so please join the Fan Page–by pressing “Like”).  But it’s true.  Helen Thomas–who is a Christian Arab, not Muslim (plenty of Christian Arabs hate Israel and the Jews)–continues in her neo-Nazi ways.  In this video, she preaches Judenrein, which is in line with her previous support for Hezbollah.  Don’t forget that great line my friend, the late, great Tony Snow, uttered, thanking her for giving the Hezbollah point of view (also below), back in 2006.  You’ll never see Obama’s Gibbs dare stand up for Israel against HAMAS or Hezbollah, that way.

So, Helen, I’ll go “back” to Poland (even though I, myself, am not from there), if I can get back all of my family’s land, my maternal great-grandfather’s thriving hardware store, my great-grandfather’s spot as Mayor of his town, my great-grandmother’s diamonds, my paternal great-grandparents’ farm, etc., etc., etc.  (But since I’m an American, just as many other Jews are Israeli, I love my country and will only stay a week.) But what about all the Jews from Muslim Arab countries–70% of Israelis–who never chose to leave, but were thrown out?  How can they go back?  Or how about the Jews whose families have lived in Jerusalem for centuries and the UN took their homes from them to give to Muslim Palestinians?  Can they go back to their homes in East Jerusalem, our Holy of Holies on the Temple Mount covered by garbage and a mosque (but then I repeat myself)?  Will you tell the many “Palestinians” who left Egypt, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, and even Saudi Arabia to go back?  Or the nomadic Bedouins to go back to their tents in the desert, wherever they were (not Israel) decades ago?

Dear Helen, I have a suggestion for you:  Go back to Lebanon.  And take all of Dearbornistan with you.  And while you’re at it, a plastic surgeon would help.  Sadly, he can only change the ugly on the outside.  The ugly on your inside is forever.

**** UPDATE: Don’t forget my post from last year, as the video will truly make you sick, “Barf Bag Alert: Happy B-Day, Hezbollah Hag.”

By Debbie Schlussel

I was away, this morning, at super-secret meetings regarding a few upcoming important projects in our fight against the imposition of Islam and its extremism and intolerance on our American way of life.  I’ll be telling you more about these in the coming days, weeks, and months.  Stay tuned.  (And, no, it has nothing to do with putting up useless bus ads in order to promote myself and file PR-driven lawsuits to raise money.  Nor ride a poor young girl who has cancer.  Nor use rallies against a mosque I know will go up, so I can make myself the main speaker and get on FOX News.  I will leave that to the Scamelas of the world, who made their money in the car loan fraud scam biz using Muslim straw buyers.  I do things that actually get results, and that’s the aim.)

They Look Great in Brown

But while I was away,  Pat Buchanan–Hitler fan and eternal friend of Sean Hannity–wrote up his latest anti-Semitic, anti-Israel trash.  And, of course, all of the fake conservative sites who pretend to be on the side of Israel–Town Hall, Human Events, World Nutjobs Daily–are running the column.  I refuse to link to the column or any of those sites, as they are frauds.  But here are the key points and excerpts from Herr Buchanan’s diatribe, including justifying Al-Qaeda and Islamic hate for America because we are allied with Israel (Heil, Pat):

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By Debbie Schlussel

A giant fact about the HAMAS Gaza Flotilla continues to be kept quiet by the mainstream media:

Terrorists Adam Shapiro & Huwaida Arraf Led, Organized Gaza Flotilla

Adam Shapiro and Huwaida Arraf–the leaders of the “Free Gaza Movment” and the organizers of the HAMAS Gaza flotilla–and their organization harbored several Islamic terrorists and homicide bombers, including those who blew up a Tel Aviv Bar. They founded and head up the International Solidarity Movement (ISM).

In April, 2003, Shapiro and Arraf’s group, ISM, brought two Pakistani British Muslim terrorists into Gaza from Jordan under the guise of a fake travel and tours company. The men, Asif Muhammad Hanif and Omar Khan Sharif, spent the night with ISM and the next day at ISM’s Gaza office. Then, they blew up Mike’s Bar in Tel Aviv. Three Israelis were murdered and fifty were wounded in the attack.  Although a few Islamic terrorist groups, including Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, claimed responsibility, the two terrorists were involved with Al-Qaeda. Some sources believe that their martyrdom videos may have been shot by ISM or at ISM’s offices.  Shapiro, Arraf, and their ISM should have been prosecuted and put in prison for life at the very least for harboring the men who perpetrated the attacks, but nothing happened to them.

Nothing also happened to them when a month earlier, in March 2003, they harbored Shadi Sukiya, in ISM’s Jenin office in the so-called West Bank, along with two Kalashnikov rifles.  Sukiya was involved in several thwarted suicide attacks, including a planned suicide bus bombing in northern Israel in September 2002, another suicide attack in October 2002, and a planned suicide attack with an explosive suitcase in February 2003. And he was involved in planting explosive devices and shooting attacks against IDF troops and Jewish communities in the Jenin area. Adam Shapiro and his organization helped hide this murderer and then defended those actions.

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By Debbie Schlussel

So sad, too bad.  Constantinople’s, er . . .Turkey’s economy is suffering big-time from its actions in sponsoring the HAMAS Gaza war flotilla and video scenes of sundry Turkish barbarians trying to storm the Israeli Embassy in Istanbul. Israeli tourists are canceling and leaving in droves, and so are their shekels. And, as some citizens of Turkey are now learning, it hurts to support HAMAS.

Turkey’s HAMAS Gaza War Flotilla Costin’ Big Tourism Bucks

Israel’s Channel Two (it’s in Hebrew, so I’m giving you non-Hebrew speakers the talking points) reports that Israeli tourism is 2.5% of Turkey’s tourist industry.  And hotels, spas, and tourist guides are hurting, particularly in Antalya in Southern Turkey, where whole hotels remain empty and the normally crowded poolside is abandoned.  Antalya, Marmaris, and Bodrum, Turkey rely heavily on Israeli tourists in particular.  And they are all suffering now.  A Bodrum hotel owner says that Israeli tourists are 50-70% of his guests and that they all canceled.  His hotel is largely empty, and he’s already lost a million dollars, he told Channel Two.  It’s funny to hear the hotel owner blame the Israelis and not his own country’s policies toward Israel and his own fellow citizens’ violent riots at the Israeli Embassy.  Watch the video, even if  you don’t speak Hebrew, because the scenes are stark (and there is some English spoken by the Turks interviewed by phone).  According to Channel Two, only 1,000 Israelis remain in Turkey, and most of them are leaving as soon as possible.

FYI, as I told you, for the last four years, the Turkish government produced and aired “Kurtlar Vadisi [Valley of the Wolves]” movies and TV shows vilifying Jews, Israel, and America, including showing Israeli Embassy officials as kidnappers and murderers of Turkish women and babies.  No Israeli should have gone there.  But some did, even after last year’s Turkish government attacks on Israel for going into Gaza in January 2009.  Still, after that, Turkey also noticed a drop in tourism.  This English language video, from 2009, shows that in spades.

By Debbie Schlussel

Not like we haven’t seen a gazillion pics of Muslims dressing their babies to grow up to be cowboys, er . . . homicide bomber terrorists.  But here’s how Lebanese Muslims celebrated the HAMAS Gaza flotilla at an anti-Israel demonstration in Beirut, Tuesday.  Charming, no?:

BTW, here’s the caption that ran below the pic from AP:

Relatives take photos of a toddler outfitted with a mock suicide vest, at an anti-Israel demonstration outside the United Nations headquarters in downtown Beirut, Lebanon, Tuesday, June 1, 2010. A few thousand protesters chanted anti-Israel slogans and waved flags representing Turkey, Lebanon and numerous Palestinian factions in front of the United Nations headquarters in downtown Beirut on Tuesday, while Pro-Palestinian activists sent another boat to challenge Israel’s blockade. Writing in Arabic on placard at top right reads “Gaza.”

Yup, “Religion of Peace . . . and Training Your Toddler to Become a Mass-Murdering Homicide Bomber.” That’ll never change.