August 20, 2010, - 12:06 pm

HILARIOUS Video: NFL Player Fathered How Many 3-Year-Olds? Struggles w/ Their Names

By Debbie Schlussel

HBO’s NFL reality series, “Hard Knocks,” did this interview, below, with New York Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie.  At age 26, he’s fathered eight children, only one of which was born to the woman to whom he is now married.  In the video, he not only struggles with the names of the 8 kids, but it’s apparent he’s fathered at least four three-year-olds to four different women.  Yes, the dude got four different women pregnant in one year.  And seven of his eight kids were apparently fathered in a time span of three years.  That’s an average of one kid every five months.  Two of his kids were fathered in the last year (again, they’re not twins).  He has eight kids in six different states. Again, the guy is only 26.  Yup, this is America, today: Baby Daddy (& Baby Mama) Nation. And they wonder why conservatives object to the breakdown of the American nuclear family. Um, this might be a hint:

Imagine his child support bills. Cromartie is on his way to becoming the next Travis Henry (who fathered eleven kids with ten women, whose multi-million NFL salary was mostly garnished, and who was convicted on cocaine trafficking charges and is in federal prison).

In a 2009 interview (before he fathered child #8), Cromartie said this:

“Last year my head wasn’t in there,” Cromartie said. “I was dealing with my kids and their moms. It had my mind somewhere else.”

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August 19, 2010, - 5:05 pm

Blechhh!: Hollywood Releases Valerie Plame Propaganda Flick Trailer (Starring Guess Who?)

By Debbie Schlussel

On this site, I’ve warned against Bush revisionism on the right, in which we forget some of Bush’s disasters in immigration enforcement, pandering to Muslims, etc.  Forgetting all of that will get us yet another useless GOP Prez just like him.  But, then, there is Bush revisionism on the left, extremely dangerous and malicious and portrayed as a form of “history” by Hollywood through a series of dud movies, which thankfully bomb like Islamic IEDs.

They’re BAAAAACK!

Today, Summit–the studio behind the Valerie Plame/Joe Wilson bio-ganda flick, “Fair Game” (based on former CIA employee Plame’s book of the same name)–released the trailer to the movie, and studio publicists sent it to me.  Posted below, it stars our favorite Hollywood neo-Marxist nutjob alter ego of Jeff Spicoli, Sean Penn. Figures.

Reality Check:  The Wilsons are far leftists, who’ve always had and operated within a very left-wing agenda.  Despite her and his denials to the contrary, Valerie Plame (played in the movie by Naomi Watts) personally handpicked and sent her husband to  Niger because she wanted him to deliver a negative report that would hurt Bush on the Iraq front and discredit reports that Saddam Hussein sought ingredients for Weapons of Mass Destruction. Instead, Wilson came back with a report that bolstered the (later discredited) reports that Saddam did try to buy “yellowcake” iron ore from Niger.  And so Plame and other CIA officials downplayed hubby’s report and tried to spin it the other way in his later statements. The late New York Times columnist and Jewish conservative, William Safire, wrote a column that succinctly describes the whole thing (my late father rightly insisted I read it).

The claims in the Wilson and Plame books of lying by President Bush–which will no doubt be a theme in this movie–have been repeatedly discredited as lies, themselves.  And that’s in addition to the Plame-Wilsons’ lies about what Wilson reported upon returning from Niger. Two government reports show that Wilson, himself, lied to the Senate Intelligence Committee about what his 2002 report actually said.

But, don’t worry, you won’t see any of that here. And, by the way, Plame was an ambassador’s wife. Every evil, anti-American country always assumes the U.S. ambassador’s wife is a spy. Wake up, people. No-one hurt this whining desk jockey chick from the CIA. She’s laughin’ all the way to the bank. Cha-ching. Haven’t we heard enough from this couple, already? The movie debuts in early November, and I predict it’ll be a dud. Who cares? And let’s face it: if Valerie Plame were ugly, this story wouldn’t even have had its undeserved, over-hyped 15 minutes, nor would she.

Hmmm . . . when does the movie, “Unfair Game: The Scooter Libby Story” come out? I think that one would be more worthy. The liars here, Richard Armitage, Joe Wilson,and Valerie Plame, are all free and unblemished. And but for a commutation of his sentence, Libby would be in prison and, regardless, has a criminal record and lost his law license. I think I’d probably like the 1995 version of “Fair Game” better–trailer below. Looks far more honest, entertaining, and enlightening.

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August 19, 2010, - 3:56 pm

“Green” Hurts: Compostable Sun Chips Bags Kill Your Ears

By Debbie Schlussel

Not only is it not easy being an environmental wacko, it’s sometimes harmful to your health.

Frito-Lay brags that its 100% compostable bags for its Sun Chips snacks are green and good for the environment.  Problem is, they’re not exactly good for your hearing. I don’t eat Sun Chips (or any chips), but . . .

OWWWWW! – Worse than scratching on a chalkboard . . .

You see, in order to make the Sun Chips bags 100% fully decomposed within 14 weeks, they had to use technology that makes the bags sound like loud breaking glass.  It’s been the subject of a number of YouTube videos from Sun Chips eaters, including a very smart Air Force pilot who measured the sound.  It’s deafening.  Some of the videos are below.

Frito-Lay makes a lot of noise marketing its Sun Chips snacks as “green.” They are cooked with steam from solar energy, the message goes.

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August 19, 2010, - 12:49 pm

Uh, Sorry, TIME, Technically Obama IS a Muslim

By Debbie Schlussel

Back in 2006, I was the first to write about Barack Hussein Obama’s Muslim family and note that technically, under Islamic law, he is a Muslim.  In the piece, “Barack Hussein Obama:  Once a Muslim, Always a Muslim,” I also noted that the Arab street and the Islamic world see him as a Muslim, even if he does not.  And I said that psychologically he felt the need to please the father–the Muslim father who abandoned him–and would kowtow to the Islamic world as President for that reason alone, in addition to the others that make up his far-left ethos.

I was ahead of my time, and the sheep on all sides of the spectrum didn’t like that.  For saying those things, I was vehemently attacked as an “extremist” by the entire left-wing blogosphere and media . . . and those on the RIGHT, including the ignorant morons at Michelle Fraudkin’s Hot Airheads, who thought Obama’s speech to the Muslim world was “surprisingly good” (that’s the ignoramus Ed Morrissey and the equally ignorant coward who goes by a fictional name, “Allahpundit”).  McCain illegal alien amnesty lover, Baba Streisand buddy, and faux-conservative Michael Medved called me “despicable” for a 1/2 hour to the two listeners of his irrelevant national radio show.  Yup, the unHot Airheads and Medfraud were on the same side as George Soros/Nazi-funded Media Matters.  “How dare Debbie Schlussel say Barack Obama has Muslim heritage and is a Muslim in Islamic eyes?!”

But, per usual, I was right, and they were wrong.  Obama did, in fact, do everything I said he would.  And he bragged and embraced the Islamic part of his family, going overboard.  And poll after poll shows most of the Islamic world believes Barack Obama to be Muslim because, under Islamic law, he is.  And, also under Islamic law, it’s once a Muslim, always a Muslim.  Thus the headline of my much-ridiculed piece.

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Now, TIME Magazine is up in arms about a poll that shows 25% of Americans believe Barack Obama is a Muslim.  Um, 100% of the Islamic world believes he is.  So, why isn’t TIME up in arms about that, rather than ridiculing the 25% of Americans who get it?  It makes no difference whether Barack Obama openly believes he’s Christian.  His heart and mind is with the Islamic world.  He’s proved that in every stage of his political life.  TIME is upset that a quarter of Americans actually do their homework instead of absorbing the fertilizer that the now-irrelevant TIME pimps on them.

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August 19, 2010, - 12:00 pm

HILARIOUS VIDEO: Highlight Film of Brett Favre’s “Greatest Retirements”

By Debbie Schlussel

I’ve written several times on this site about the biggest prima donna in pro sports,  NFL quarterback and himbo Brett Favre.  Not only is he a huge crybaby, spoiled manchild, and ridiculous tease with his repeated retirement/unretirements, but he also became the babygrandaddy of an illegitimate grandchild at age 40.  Uh-huh, the cycle of lowlife-ism continues, despite the gazillions in the bank.

Now, Brett Favre is unretiring  .  .  . again. I think it’s the fourth time . . . but I could be wrong, since Favre “Groundhog Day” makes you lose count.  Watch this hilarious video highlight video, below, of his greatest moments in retirement/unretirement.  He may be a great athlete, but . . . this is NOT a man.  Sadly, it’s emblematic of the decline of men in America.  They are encouraged to cry, to be wimpy, to be slackers, to be prima donnas. So sad that this is what now passes for “masculinity” in America. Yup, Brett Favre is yet another in the new breed of men who are women.  Sorry, Brett, but all the multi-millions in the world ain’t gonna buy you some manhood.

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August 18, 2010, - 4:59 pm

Slightly Funny Video of the Day: Barack Obama Ties Up Traffic

By Debbie Schlussel

Barack Obama tied up traffic with his motorcade to a Democratic fundraiser in Hollywood, Monday Night.  The really funny part is from 24 to 35 seconds in.  The rest isn’t that funny.

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August 18, 2010, - 3:59 pm

Blago Juror Quote of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel

As you probably know, yesterday, former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich-the Human Cabbage Patch Doll Guv–beat (for now) every count except lying to the FBI.  Yes, the feds vow they’ll retry him.  But it looks to me like these jurors–at least some of ’em–are no dummies.

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Blago Juror Erik Sarnello

Check out the jurors’ responses, including the underlined bolded quote, below, from one of them to the Chicago Sun-Times:

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August 18, 2010, - 3:00 pm

Disturbing: Muslim Black Panther Bigots Fill Police Void in Detroit

By Debbie Schlussel

When the late Jack Kemp was George H. W. Bush’s Housing and Urban Development Secretary, he gave a government contract to police Chicago’s Cabrini Green projects to the Nation of Islam’s “Fruit of Islam.”  It was despicable and, sadly, Kemp defended it and praised NoI leader Louis Farrakhan.  It’s one of the larger pockmarks on his political career.

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Meet Detroit’s New De Facto “Police Chief”: Muslim Extremist/Black Panther Malik Shabazz

In 2008, the City of Miami also hired the Nation of Islam to patrol the streets.  Last year, the City of Detroit’s Cease Fire Initiative to combat student violence partnered with the Nation of Islam.

But now, it gets worse.  Detroit Police aren’t even around in enough numbers to patrol certain neighborhoods on Detroit’s west side, and there has been an increase in sexual assaults there, recently.  Instead of actually policing, the DPD is holding photo-op meetings at local churches.  So the neighborhoods have turned to the Malik Shabazz, a Nation of Islam acolyte and activist in the New Black Panthers (no, not the same Malik Zulu Shabazz to whom FOX News constantly gives airtime–different guy, same horrid views), to police them and stop the rapes.  That’s quite scary, since Shabazz is an openly racist, anti-Semitic bigot.  Just after 9/11, he participated in a suburban Detroit “Unity Memorial” to the victims, and used it as an opportunity to attack Jews and blame Israel for 9/11.

But when the police aren’t around, someone fills the void.  And in Detroit that void is sadly being filled by this hateful, violent nut:

A neighborhood patrol group has formed in response to recent sexual assaults on the city’s west side. Activists Raphael Johnson and Malik Shabazz are heading the group, which hopes to enlist 300 men.

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August 18, 2010, - 12:47 pm

DumbAssity: “Reasoning” Behind Obama Aunt’s Asylum; Bush Brought ’08 Case to Let Her Stay

By Debbie Schlussel

Barack Obama’s illegal alien aunt, Zeituni Onyango, faces no threat to life or limb nor any persecution of any sort, had she returned to her native Africa.  Likely, she’d have been an honored resident in native Obamaland.  But, as you know, she sought asylum and got it from a moronic liberal immigration judge.

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The Black Scamela Geller: Obama’s Aunt Zeituni Did Get Special Treatment

Onyango won’t be the first or the last to game the asylum system, as I noted on this site, the Obama administration made it that much easier to do so.  But the “reasoning” behind giving Ms. Onyango asylum is simply absurd and is found nowhere in immigration law and associated federal rules and regulations.  (Onyango also claimed she was in poor health but look at the pic.  She looks fine, kinda like the Black Scamela Geller minus the cheap, obvious hair extensions and car loan fraud schemes.)

Bush-appointed (nope, still don’t miss him yet) U.S. Immigration Judge Leonard Shapiro granted Onyango asylum because she “deserved” to stay here, since a federal government official leaked her immigration status to the news media and this would somehow make her a target in Kenya.  (Read the full written decision here.)    HUH??? Obama is a hero there. PUH-LEEZE.

The immigration judge who granted President Obama’s aunt asylum three months ago based his decision on the fact that an anonymous federal official had disclosed information about her immigration status to the media, a “reckless’’ act that exposed her to heightened threats of persecution in her native Kenya, according to the ruling, obtained yesterday by the Globe.

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August 17, 2010, - 3:59 pm

“Religion of Peace” Ramadan Death Threat of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel

As you know, I get these on a frequent basis, and they are always frightening.  But I believe sunshine is the best disinfectant. And I thought I should post this comment, below, originally posted, today, here on my site, because Ramadan is a special time of reflection and repentance, and I thought you should see the “Religion of Peace” way they do that.  I had to edit it with asterisks, but you get the point.  Yup, I can always instantly ID the stellar education at Fordson High School a/k/a Hezbollah High, absent of all punctuation, capital letters, and distinct sentences, but replete with the most vile garbage a “modest” religion can muster. And, uh, what was that they keep telling us about how Muslims in America are so gosh-darn “moderate”? Yeah, right.

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Religion of Peace

Screen name: Hassan

E-mail address: hfardous11@live.com

IP Address: 24.192.46.174

Comment Posted on 2010/08/17 at 3:25 pm

U f**kin whore i hope u die of cancer aka hezbollah u f**kin jews go suck a d**k fordson will take on anyone hoe

Gee, and you wonder why Alex Yono, a Christian, had to stab these people with a knife to get out of Dearbornistan alive.

Well, at least, this thug admits that his precious Hezbollah is cancer. Apparently, his name is Hassan Fardous. And his FB page says he likes Eminem. So, hey, he must be a moderate, right? ‘Cuz, after all, he’s into American rap and, therefore, he’s not an extremist. Uh-huh.

Thanks, Hassan, for your Ramadan wishes and for, yet again, demonstrating the wisdom and “peaceful dialogue” that is the major characteristic of your religion.

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