By Debbie Schlussel

Add the male Al Sharpton, Macy Gray, to the dirtpile of low-lifes and idiots who allege that Israel is an “apartheid” state. He/she/it also calls Israel, “digusting.” Um, ever look in the mirror, honey?  Actually, disgusting is the best description for any Israeli who still plans to buy a single song of hers, let alone attend her nightmare of a “concert.”

Male Al Sharpton: Macy Gray Calls Israel “Disgusting,” “Apartheid,” But Wants Israeli Fans’ $s

Israel is NOT an apartheid state.  And it, unfortunately, doesn’t discriminate in any way, even though a form of discrimination is badly needed there (and here):  discrimination against has-been, no-talent hacks . . . like Macy Gray.  I never understood the inexplicable admiration for her by the five deaf people who actually listen to her, um, “songs.”  She’s a one-hit wonder.  And that hit should have been a miss.  Her presence on “Dancing With the Stars” should have been a hint to Israeli concert promoters:  stick a fork in her, she’s done. The homeless called from their Tracfone. They want their dumpster diving look back.

Listen to this frickin’ moron:

Macy Gray, who has two concerts planned in Tel Aviv, turned to her fans via facebook this week, asking them whether she should cancel the shows “in protest of Apartheid against the Palestinians.”

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By Debbie Schlussel

While the Palestinian Mission in Washington, yesterday, hoisted its ugly flag in a move to manipulate the world further toward its terrorist statehood scheme, most Palestinians don’t support it, according to a new poll.  This isn’t news to me, since there have been many of these polls over the years–all with the same result.  The vast majority of Palestinians–70%, according to a new poll–prefer to live  under Israeli rule, as opposed to Palestinian (or any other kind of Arab or Muslim) rule.

That’s because–despite the hype and overwhelming anti-Israel media and propaganda–they know the truth:  their lifestyle, quality of living, degree of freedom, and ability to remain alive and in one piece are all infinitely greater under the Western, civilized Jews who run Israel than the barbarians who run every single Arab and Muslim nation, especially the savages who run HAMAS and Fatah and would be their leaders, as they are in HAMASastan/Gaza and FATAHstan/the so-called “West Bank.”

Technically, only 35% were open and honest in the survey.  But another 35% refused to answer, either way, and that’s because they agree with the other 35% but know that if cousin Mohammed who heads the HAMAS block party down the street finds out they answered honestly, their heads, torsos, and limbs will end up in different locations around Ramallah, Khan Younis, and Tul Karem.  Only 30% said they’d prefer Palestinian rule.  And 40% of the Palestinians said that if their East Jerusalem neighborhood would become part of a Palestinian state, they’d relocate to another neighborhood if they could remain Israeli.

Not exactly a ringing endorsement by Palestinian Muslims.  The Palestinian Center for Public Opinion, run by Dr. Nabil Kukali, did the field work on the poll for Pechter Middle East Polls.  I hear he woke up with a donkey’s head in his bed this morning.

This survey explored the attitudes of Palestinian Arabs, living in all 19 neighborhoods of East Jerusalem, about their satisfactions and dissatisfactions with life in East Jerusalem, and their concerns and anticipated benefits of having their neighborhood become part of a new Palestinian state, or alternatively, having their neighborhood become an internationally recognized part of Israel and its residents become full Israeli citizens.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Nothing to see here, move along.  I mean, why be concerned over a Nigerian apparently Muslim illegal alien taking photos of sensitive areas of an airport, you “bigoted Islamophobes”?  But, hey, I’m sure it has noooooothing to do with Islamic terrorism .

What a joke this country is.  The guy is a three-fer:  illegal alien, Muslim, taking photos of sensitive areas of the Miami International Airport. I suppose he “liked the architecture,” just like people read Playboy “for the articles.” But why is he still here? How and why did he get a work visa? What work could he do that the many unemployed Americans cannot? Do we really have a shortage of American workers who can operate cameras and video equipment? And why wasn’t he immediately rounded up and deported when his work visa ran out and he began overstaying the visa in violation of the law? How is it that the TV station reporters immediately found this illegal alien’s residence, but Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) authorities couldn’t be bothered? Ask Man-et Napolitano.

Oh, and those other photos on his camera–the ones from other public Miami-Dade County Buildings? Yup, you guessed it: he liked the post-modernism blah of the architecture there, too. To think anything else using the “guise” of national security is to be a bigot and one of the people bringing America down with your negativism. You should know better, you fascists.

On Jan. 11, Miami-Dade Police officers stopped Oluwole Aboyade in the Dolphin parking garage at MIA after he reportedly began taking pictures of sensitive areas at the airport.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Some of these prime time game shows must deliberately cast morons.  That’s gotta be the case.  Otherwise, how do you explain the idiotic couple on last night’s edition of FOX’s “Million Dollar Money Drop,” hosted by Kevin Pollak.  I like watching the show . . . only to see how ignorant and moronic the contestants are.  And a couple on last night’s show, Mandy and David, take the cake.  On the show, couples start with a million dollars, which they must bet on answers to seven questions. At the end, they get to keep what’s left.

Hmmm . . . Looks Like Jefferson, Tastes Like Chicken

Thankfully, the majority of those serving in our Armed Forces are far smarter than the guy in uniform who–along with his wife–did not know that Franklin D. Roosevelt’s head graces the dime.  I mean, you–presumably–have spent this coin on numerous days of your life.  How could you not know this?  But this guy’s wife insisted that Abraham Lincoln’s face is on the nickel (if you don’t know it’s on the penny, you gotta be legally blind).  They guessed that Thomas Jefferson’s face is on the dime.  Helloooo . . . .?  They lost the entire million dollars, which they bet on Jefferson being on the dime. I can’t find better video online, so this will have to do. Take my word for it: these people are moooooorons. They give strong competition to the guy on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” who didn’t know “Purple Mountains Majesty.”

Hey, I guess this couple spends their life buying everything in pesos. Yeah, that must be the ticket. On the other hand, the husband did surmise–though he didn’t seem sure–that Lincoln might be on the penny. His overpowering shrewish wife (who definitely wears the pants in that family) overruled him. How long until the divorce?

By Debbie Schlussel

Her syndicated afternoon TV show just cannot end soon enough.  Today on “Oprah,” the “queen of daytime talk” is in Australia.  And to share with you the highlights of Australia, Oprah and her wife Gayle King showed us footage of a koala bear trying to have sex with another koala bear.  It was pretty obvious as the one koala bear is basically on top of the other.  Then, to make matters worse, Oprah and Gayle shouted to the camera:

We just saw koala penis! His penis is out!  His penis is out!

Oprah Wants the World To Know She’s Finally Seen a Penis

(Oprah artwork by Six Meat Buffet/Preston Taylor Holmes)

Like how old are these women?  Post-middle age .  .  . or pre-middle school?  On the other hand, it’s probably the first and only time Oprah has been able to honestly utter the second part of this mantra since she got pregnant at age 14. And this is, after all, the same filthy woman who said every mother of a ten-year-old girl should buy her a vibrator.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Perhaps it’s not ironic that the only classy, worth-a-damn kid of late President Ronald Reagan is his adopted one, Michael Reagan, whom I’m honored to have as a personal friend.  Sometimes, the adopted kids try harder, as the natural born favored sons (and daughters) of wife #2 are spoiled rotten.  As Ronald Reagan’s 100 birthday arrives, Michael Reagan is the only one worth listening to.  It was that way at President Reagan’s funeral, as Michael delivered a powerful, tear-inducing eulogy, while the ballet dancer and the former Playboy model/Eagles concubine/hippie chick had nothing of consequence to say.  And it’s that way now.  And I know a little something about President Reagan, with whom I met several times toward the end of his Presidency.

Me w/ the Great Ronald Reagan, White House, 1987

As a national activist in Republican Party circles as a teen, I went to the White House and met President Ronald Reagan on more than one occasion, most of them toward the end of his Presidency.  In the summer of 1987, I won the title, “Outstanding Teen Age Republican in the Nation,” and was photographed with the President.  And each time I met with him, he was sharper than a Ginsu steak knife.  He was nothing like the Alzheimer’s-stricken version his desperate-to-stay-relevant-and-sell-books son, Ron Reagan, claims.  It’s a lie.  Utter bunk from a do-nothing, unproductive, obnoxious First son.  He should have stuck with something he was good at, which wasn’t ballet.

During our 1987 meeting with the President, pictured herein (yeah, I know–fuglyyyyy!), we weren’t given any rules, but it was understood: no questions, just hear the President speak for a few minutes, the end.  But, as I always say, rules are made to be broken, and I asked President Reagan several impromptu questions, despite the fact that we weren’t supposed to–there wasn’t time.  Instead of five-to-ten minutes with us, President Reagan spent the hour with us.  Ultimately, after a quick handshake, I found myself standing next to the President holding his hand, as we posed for more pictures.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Many of us fantasize about winning one of the multi-million dollar mega-lotteries and dream about what we’d spend the money on.  But, as I’ve noted repeatedly on this site, the U.S. is littered with people whose giant lottery wins–in Powerball, Mega Millions, and various others–ruined their lives, some of them with murder charges and others being murdered.  There are very few who know how to adjust and teach their kids that the world isn’t a windfall.

Meet America’s Newest Instant Multi-Millionaires, Holly & Josh Lahti

Well, now, we meet the latest giant lottery winners . . . who are well ahead of their big win in ruining their lives.  Check out the story of Holly Lahti, the 29-year-old winner of half of the second largest jackpot in U.S. history.  Unlike the retiree couple who won the other half, the mother was arrested for battery against another woman, and her violent, separated husband, Josh Lahti, also has a criminal rap sheet of at least a dozen arrests.  Since they are still married, he’ll get half of the $190 million.  Well, on the bright side, I doubt either will have to pay child support.

Take solace that you are not they. As I noted in the past, the general experience is that of Ralph Stebbins . . . the LATE Ralph Stebbins, a Michigan man who won $208 million in the Mega Millions lottery. Check out the picture in my post about him. He’s dead and the man handing him the giant lottery check, Gary Peters, is now in Congress, so he fared far better. As I noted, just a year-and-a-half after winning the big money, Stebbins died at the young age of 43 of heart failure. And that was while charges were pending against him for attempted murder, after he stabbed his daughter’s boyfriend.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Are you a fan of Republican New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, a darling of the Tea Party activists?  Are you planning to support him for the Republican nomination for President in 2012, for which he’s rumored to be planning a run?  The conventional wisdom is that Christie’s biggest drawback is his obesity.  But he’s got a much weightier problem:  his big, fat love affair with HAMAS Muslims in New Jersey.

Chris E. Christie Appoints HAMAS Supporter Sohail Mohammed: “What Me Worry About National Security?”

Christie knows that there is a small, but notable, percentage of Muslims in his state.  Paterson, New Jersey, which is in the county of Passaic, for instance, has more Palestinian Muslims than any other city in America.  But it also has more Muslims who openly cheered the 9/11 attacks than any other city in America (except, perhaps, Dearbornistan).  That Passaic’s Muslim population cheered on the attacks was covered even by Islamo-pandering, far-left MTV.  Sadly, Christie is seeking this small, vocal, whining minority’s votes (even though this is a population that doesn’t vote in high numbers and won’t make a difference).  To that end, Christie is nominating an extremist Muslim (redundant phrase), Sohail Mohammed, lawyer to assorted Islamic terrorists, to a Passaic County Superior Judgeship.  Yup, Chris Christie rewarded those Muslim mobs who cheered on U.S. soil for the mass murder of 3,000 Americans with a judgeship.

Sultan Knish/Daniel Greenfield has the scoop.  Here’s an excerpt:

When the United States government attempted to deport Mohammed Qatanani, New Jersey’s pols and wannabe pols like Christie, quickly came to his aid. Despite the fact that Mohammed Qatanani was a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, the organization that is behind both Al Qaeda and Hamas, despite his own guilty plea to being a member of Hamas, and despite the fact that even in the United States, he had defended a charity that provided funds to children of suicide bombers (this is done as an incentive to reassure terrorists that if they die their families will be taken care of), Qatanani was not deported. . . .

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By Debbie Schlussel

Peace for Israel means security, and we must stand with all our might to protect its right to exist, its territorial integrity. I see Israel as one of the great outposts of democracy in the world, and a marvelous example of what can be done, how desert land can be transformed into an oasis of brotherhood and democracy. Peace for Israel means security and that security must be a reality.

–Martin Luther King, Jr., March 25, 1968 speech.

He Had a Dream: That One Day Israel Would Be Secure & Jew-Haters Would Stop Attacking Israel . . .

Martin Luther King: Philo-Semite, Fan of Israel, NOT Muslim Hijackers of His Name

Today is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.  And every year, like clockwork, Muslim and Islamo-dominated Arab groups hijack the King legacy for their own nefarious purposes.  It’s like a race between the various America-hating, Jew-hating Muslims (ie., 99% of ’em) to see which they can hijack and destroy faster–planes carrying Americans or one American carrying the name of Martin Luther King, Jr.

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By Debbie Schlussel

It’s another Netflix/Blockbuster/rent-it/just-stay-home weekend at the box office.  Yup, everything pretty much stinks.

*  “The Green Hornet“:  This is the disaster that happens when an overpaid, talentless slacker actor from “Knocked Up” (read my review) gets to acquire, write, produce, and completely ruin a classic comic book superhero.  Thanks, Seth Rogen.

I wanted to see a real superhero movie, not one in which a slacker becomes a silly parody of a superhero, along with the parodies of villains that populate this movie.  I liked the gadgets and cool cars, but that’s about it.  The rest of it is just a mess.

And, parents, beware of this movie.  Who makes a superhero movie–to which kids are sure to flock–filled with four-letter and otherwise inappropriate words?  The hack, Seth Rogen, that’s who.  The family of George W. Trendle and Fran Striker, who invented the Green Hornet and still own the rights, must really be desperate for a payday to license Rogen to so utterly poop on their ancestors’ creation.

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