By Debbie Schlussel

The movie Pet Sematary of January is almost over, with the key word being, “almost.”  Still nothing worth two hours and ten bucks apiece, yet.

*  “No Strings Attached“:  Um, who wants to see a movie where the chick is the guy in the relationship and the guy is not only the chick in the relationship, but he’s Bruce Willis’ son, Christopher Ashton Kutcher (thanks, Ricky Gervais)?  Yup, this is basically a dumb chick flick with even dumber role reversals. While this movie was mildly–veeeeery mildly–entertaining, it was mostly unfunny (supposed to be a rom-com, but there was very little rom and almost no com) and just, well . . . groanworthy.  And is it really necessary for a movie to be full of the c-word (the one that rhymes with “rock,” not the other one, but same diff) and other gratuitous graphic language, which you don’t need to be a prude to know had absolutely no purpose.  I felt like I was hearing the audio track to a bad porno flick.  And even though it’s rated “R,” you know it’s aimed at teens and most of America’s malpracticing “parents” a/k/a womb-/sperm-donors will let their kids go see it without a second thought.  Could’ve also done without two giant shots of Chris Kutcher’s naked butt in my face.

The “story” lasted about 20 minutes.  Then, the rest was stupid machinations, overwrought melo-drama, and sundry other stupidity.  The “plot”:  Kutcher and Natalie Portman have known each other since summer camp, and he’s always wanted to have sex with her.  Her, not so much.  Ultimately, they have sex, after he is hungover from a night of drunkenness upon learning that his aging TV actor father, a very old-looking Kevin Kline, is sleeping with his ex-girlfriend.  Soon, Kutcher and Portman are just sex-buddies because she doesn’t want to date him or be in a relationship.  Looong, slooow, booooring. It ended like five times, then sadly kept going. Yaaaawn.  Next.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Just over a year ago, I told you about Tigh Croff, the security guard and father who was sick and tired of being a crime victim in his Detroit neighborhood. He shot and killed an unarmed robber, who surrendered.   As I noted, his home had been robbed three times because that’s Detroit, and the police aren’t around to enforce the law. This week, Croft was convicted of manslaughter and will do at least two years in prison. He faces another possible 15 years.  Last year, a much smarter jury deadlocked.  Sadly, this latest jury wasn’t so smart, taking less than two hours to send this man to the big house.

Say Nice Things About Detroitistan & Send Men Like Tigh Croff to Jail for Defending Their Families

As I wrote back in 2009, I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, when an unarmed criminal has surrendered, you should call police and keep your gun pointed on him.   On the other hand, Croff had had enough. He’d been the victim, multiple times, at the hands of guys like the one he shot. Tigh Croff was a law-abiding father who, unlike 90% of fathers in Detroit, was in his kids’ lives. Now, he will be taken away from them, in sharp contrast to the many Detroitistan sperm donors who father kids at random, are never in their lives, and continue to roam the streets committing crime after crime.  That serves no one and isn’t in the public interest.  People who live in Detroit are forced into this because crime is rampant and police aren’t.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Remember when the Jew-hating Muslim bigots from the United Arab Emirates refused to let Israeli tennis player Shahar Pe’er play in their Dubai Open tennis tournament in observance of the countries’ Judenrein policy?  Remember when the racist, bigoted Williams sisters–Venus and Serena–refused to do anything about it, saying they shouldn’t get involved in “politics” . .  when those “politics” involve bigotry against Jews instead of the old bigotry against Blacks?  Venus Williams sat on the women’s tennis world governing body and could have done something about it.  But, again, she refused.

And Venus Williams’ lack of ethics and principle is matched only by her lack of taste.  This week at the Australian Open, Venus was apparently upset that she wasn’t getting enough attention, so she wore this ugly clown get-up, pictured below, which she claims is inspired by “Alice in Wonderland.”  More like Alice on Acid . . in Fuglyland.  And that’s aside from her bare naked butt showing every single time she bent over.  Girl, get a room . . . and some underwear.  And some taste and class.

What ever happened to the days when tennis players wore normal athletic attire . . . and what we were talking about were their actual tennis skills? I guess the term, “tennis whites,” is a dinosaur unless you are on court at Wimbledon.

Got Taste? Um, No.

By Debbie Schlussel

This woman and her husband are everything that’s soooo wrong about America. There’s really no comment necessary for this, other than to mention the background story that the woman in question, Cathy Cruz Marrero, has a criminal rap sheet, including theft, hit-and-run, and recent charges that she fraudulently used co-workers’ credit cards.  So, now, authorities believe she and her hubby plotted to do this for the lawsuit moolah.  She’s hired a lawyer and is claiming emotional distress over the video. Cha-ching . . . and splash.  You gotta watch the whole thing.  The pay-off is Marrero with her wimp of a hubby.  We know who wears the (soaked) pants in that marriage.

By Debbie Schlussel

Whenever illegal alien and open borders supporters ask you if you’re ready to pay ten bucks for a head of lettuce to deport the 20 million illegals on our shores, tell them you’re already paying $50 . . . minus the lettuce.  As we all know, the hidden costs of illegal aliens aren’t so hidden.  You’re paying for them every day, whether it’s welfare for illegal aliens or Medicaid or something else.

Last year in Los Angeles County alone, the anchor babies of illegal aliens cost taxpayers a whopping $600 million just in welfare costs.  That doesn’t include public schools, bi-lingual translators and teachers, etc.  And it doesn’t include the costs their illegal alien parents cause by sucking from the teat of America.

Los Angeles County Supervisor Michael Antonovich released new statistics this week showing social spending for those families in his county rose to $53 million in November, putting the county government on track to spend more than $600 million on related costs for the year — up from $570 million in 2009.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Ever since the live televising of the O. J. chase on the California highway, the live TV coverage of police chases has gotten silly and out of hand. Sometimes, the moronic anchors covering it live are caught in a quandary.  Hey, police officers gotta eat, too.

By Debbie Schlussel

As longtime readers know, I despise actor Mark Wahlberg, a low-life thug who tried to murder a Vietnamese immigrant for a case of beer and succeeded in taking out the immigrant’s eye with a meat hook.  This scumbag, now living the “life of Riley,” never made it up to this man, never remunerated him for what he took.  Hollywood is littered with far better men who populate the waiter/actor profession because they don’t get the acting roles and paychecks of gazillionaire Wahlberg . . . and they never attacked a poor man with a meat hook.

Mark Wahlberg: Captain of the All-American Pot-Smokin’ Dads Team

Now, Wahlberg, a father of four, is telling the world why and when he decided to stop being a pothead.  And, no, it wasn’t when he became a father or even upon the birth of his fourth child.  That would be too mature for this schmuck. And it just didn’t occur to him that becoming a father–four times–means it’s time to grow up. Listen to this “decision of mature parenting” . . .

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By Debbie Schlussel

Apparently, you no longer have freedom of speech if you are Jewish in Israel. That’s the threat of two Arabs against Jews dancing and singing . IN Israel. The following video was taken this week in Jaffa, Israel, by some Arab Muslims looking to bully Jews. As you can see, the Arabs are not disheveled, homeless men. They are not denied any rights . . . including the right to threaten Jews at will for the “crime” of singing and carrying the Israeli flag … IN Israel. At 3:11 in the video (posted on Saturday, January 15th, the day it was shot), the Arab shouts at the Jews, “Next time ,it won’t pass this way. Next time, it won’t pass this way. I repeat to you.” You know what that means: next time, we’ll attack you. That’s how they roll, these members of the “Religion of Peace.” Yup, Israel’s “partners for peace.” Uh-huh.

Also note that Jaffa is NOT even outside the “Green Line” in the so-called “West Bank.” It’s in the land that most of the world admits is Israel. But that’s the point. These Arab Muslims want NO Israel. They want a Judenrein “one-state” solution–kicking all Jews out of all of Israel forever and making it “Palestine.”

And, sadly, this video wasn’t the end of it. Some of the Jews were contacted by these animals and threatened over the phone with being murdered, too. From our friend, Dr. Aaron Lerner of  IMRA (Independent Media and Research Analysis), who translated reports about this from the Hebrew sites, Rotter and The Jewish Voice:

Islamic organizations in Jaffa incited a Torah garin [DS: garin is Hebrew for “core” or “seed”–can also mean “group”; in this case it’s a “Torah group”], after last Saturday’s march of hundreds of Jewish teenagers who came for Shabbat to the city.

“They called my wife and told her with an Arab accent: we know where you live, we will murder you.” The Arabs complain that the garin triggers provocations, but videos and photos taken by the Arabs themselves prove the opposite.

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By Debbie Schlussel

The FBI New York’s Joint Terrorism Task Force just sent out the press release, below, about yet another of our “moderate” Muslim neighbors in our midst, this one in Canada.  He was indicted as part of an Islamic terrorist network that murdered five American soldiers.  Religion of Peace, baby.  Also, notable is the FBI/NYPD Joint Terrorism Task Force’s emblem, below.  Is it just me . . . or did the uber-politically correct FBI go overboard in avoiding showing us a Muslim and, instead, using a caricature of a 1940’s Mafioso crossed with a Protocols of the Elders of Zion stereotype of a Jewish nose as a terrorist?  Jews and Italians should band together and sue for defamation.  THEY. ARE. MUSLIMS . . . just as in this latest press release using the logo. Quick question: how many Jews and Italians blew up buildings with planes on 9/11? How many of ’em tried to blow up planes with their underwear or Times Square with car bombs?

Absurd: FBI/NYPD’s Joint Terrorism Task Force Italo-Jewish “Terrorist”

Faruq Khalil Muhammad ‘Isa, also known as “Faruk Khalil Muhammad ‘Isa,” “Sayfildin Tahir Sharif,” and “Tahir Sharif Sayfildin,” was arrested in Canada today pursuant to a U.S. provisional arrest warrant, based on a complaint in the United States charging him with conspiring to kill Americans abroad and with providing material support to that terrorist conspiracy to kill Americans abroad. The United States government will seek the defendant’s extradition to face the charges. . ..

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By Debbie Schlussel

Much of Washington is abuzz over Joe Lieberman’s announcement, today, that he will not seek re-election.  To that, I say, buh-bye, Joe, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.  Unlike most of the ignorant pack conservatives who like Lieberman because he supported American boys dying in Iraq to hand over the country to Iran’s Shi’ites, I actually know the Lieberman record.  And it’s nauseating.  Lieberman”s a fraud who pandered to Jew-hater Louis Farrakhan and liberal Hollywood, after once being against both.  It took the liberal Washington Post and the late Tim Russert to call Lieberfraud out:

Lieberman Retires: So Long, Chump

Lieberman’s 180 turns on almost every issue are sickening, though the Farrakhan pandering to get Black votes as a VP candidate was the worst. Second worst was the fact that Lieberman put HAMAS-fundraising cretins like unindicted terrorist co-conspirator CAIR Action Network and Jew-hating scumbags like Jim Zogby on the map in Washington, where they’d been previously verboten. Lieberman convinced then-Special Assistant to the President George Stephanopoulos to get President Clinton to attend the openly pro-HAMAS/Hezbollah Arab American Institute dinner, the first time any American President had attended an Arab or Muslim event. You know, all in the name of “diversity” and “fairness.” I wrote about all of this and more reservations about Joe Lieberman, back in 2000.

Then, there’s Lieberman’s creation of the Department of Homeland Security, as a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11.

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