By Debbie Schlussel

For more than a decade–well before 9/11–I’ve warned that because we do nothing and because authorities like Bush and Obama increased Muslim immigration to America, their numbers would increase through immigration and the fact that their women have the single purpose of high-birthrate mass production baby machines.  And, as I’ve always said, it makes no difference that our soldiers are fighting pointless fights over there while they slowly but surely take over here.  When Barack Obama lectured America in the State of the Union that “American Muslims are part of the American family,” the real truth is that they are a foreign cancer that has invaded America.  Their cells are not only multiplying faster and faster, but Islam in America has metastasized.  It is only a matter of slowing it down. Now, the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life finds that–IF Islamic immigration (legal and illegal) and high birthrates continue (and that’s a pretty good bet, based on our inaction on these issues)–Muslims in America will more than double their numbers by 2030.

We already see how–as a tiny, vocal minority–they’ve imposed their intolerance and backward ways on this country.  Just imagine how much worse it will get when their numbers double and their critical mass is that much closer.

Muslims will be more than one-quarter of the Earth’s population by 2030, according to a study released today.

The number of U.S. Muslims will more than double, so you are as likely to know a Muslim here in 20 years as you are to know someone Jewish or Episcopalian today.

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By Debbie Schlussel

In 2009, I told you about Muslim honor-killing Dad, Faleh Hassan Almaleki, the Arizona resident who murdered his daughter, Noor Faleh Almaleki, because she was becoming “too Western.”  His idea of “too Western,” included her shopping at “Forever 21,” eating fast food, and texting friends with the word, “dude.”  Wow.  Scandalous.  And since both Daddy Islamic Dearest and his now-deceased daughter (whom he ran over) are both U.S. citizens, I guess this must mean they are the “American Muslims” Barack Hussein Obama told us, last night, are a “part of the American family.” As reader, Joe, wrote, “Nobody in my family ever ran over their kids because they put on too much makeup.”

Well, now, Mr. Almaleki has a new form of the Halal Twinkie Defense: “I got distracted trying to spit on another woman.”

Daddy Dearest Faleh Almaleki’s Honor Killing Halal Twinkie Defense

A fanatical Iraqi-born Muslim charged with killing his beautiful daughter because she wanted to live a normal American life whined yesterday that he ran her over by accident — because he was concentrating on spitting at another woman. . . .

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By Debbie Schlussel

As I’ve always said, it’s totally inaccurate to describe Islam’s war against the West as a “clash of civilizations.”  That would assume that the Islamic world is actually a civilization.  And here’s yet another piece of evidence that it most certainly is not.  A loyal reader who is a proud U.S. soldier currently serving in Iraq sent this memo he received from authorities, on Friday, warning American soldiers of an impending, um, “celebration” at Joint Base Balad (JBB):

Hey, Everyone Knows Civilized People Celebrate w/ Gunfire Aimed @ US Soldiers

Debbie:

I believe you mentioned something similar around new years in Detroit. Apparently, it doesn’t have to be a special holiday. The following is from a military email.

WHO: JBB ALL

WHAT: Possibility that errant small-arms rounds [DS: To our friends in Dearbornistan, that means “stray bullets”] may impact JBB this evening as a result of celebratory fire from outside the base. Result of Iraq playing Australia in the Asian Cup.

WHEN: Today, 22 Jan anytime after 16:25L. If Iraq wins, fire most likely to occur between 1730L and 1900L.

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By Debbie Schlussel

I did not watch tonight’s Barack Hussein Obama STFU.  I mean SOTU–State of the Union.  I was too busy watching a screening of “The Rite,” starring Anthony Hopkins, which I know had far better acting.  But I hear that the most “memorable” lines of his speech included lectures about gays in the military and how “American Muslims are part of the American family.”  It’s funny how he didn’t tell American Muslims that gays (and Jews and Blacks and non-Muslims) are a part of the American family.  That would be “intolerant” and “offensive,” right? Frankly, since I’ve been the victim of several legitimate, anti-Semitic death, rape, and torture threats . . . ALL of them from Muslims, I’d like to know when Barry Hussein O will lecture Muslims that Jews are part of the American family and always have been, well before any Muslims slithered onto American shores.

Ya know, Nidal Malik Hasan and Faisal Shahzad are American Muslims, so I guess we must welcome them and more Fort Hood massacres and attempted Times Square bombings into the American family.

The thing is that the rest of the American people are not the ones who need to be lectured with the baloney that Muslims are a part of the American family.  It’s American Muslims who need to be reminded that they are a part of the American family . .  and they need to start acting like it.

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By Debbie Schlussel

When you buy fast food, isn’t it assumed that the emphasis is more on fast and less on food?  Apparently not in the case of Amanda Obney of California, the latest person trying to shake down a restaurant chain for quick cash.

Obney and her lawyer, Jackie Chiles, er . . . W. Daniel “Dee” Miles III of the Montgomery, Alabama law firm Beasley Allen, filed the dumb lawsuit of the day, accusing Taco Bell of low meat content and protein value in its ground beef taco filling. Um, is this really the stuff of a necessary lawsuit? Is this woman really wronged here? Did it ruin her life when she and her lawyer sought the ingredients for Taco Bell beef filling and determined that only 35% of it is solid material and only 15% of that is protein?  Obney and Miles are seeking more than $5 million from Taco Bell.   Read the lawsuit complaint.

Jackie Chiles’ Kind of Lawsuit

Um, hellooooo? IT’S. TACO. BELL. It’s not Pritikin.This isn’t the place where you go to get high nutritional value. It’s the aplace potheads and drunks go to get empty calories at 1:00 a.m. Next, someone will be suing Taco Bell for not being legitimate Mexican food, another claim–along with high nutritional content–that Taco Bell has never made. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

As you may have heard, HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Oprah discovered she has a half-sister, one of the many kids that Mother of Oprah (or is that, “the Oprah Queen-Mother?”), Vernita Lee, had with various men to whom she wasn’t married.  And, of course, as is always the case with Oprah, no exploitable moment can go unexploited.  So, instead of releasing a statement or something to that effect as any classy celebrity would have done, Oprah did a whole show starring the tear-induced abandoned half-sister.  There’s something really sick about this whole thing, actually.  Just like Oprah did a show featuring every daytime talk show host she put out of business to rub their noses in her success, she did this show to rub the abandoned sister’s nose in it.  That’s the subtext:  mama kept me, and I had a dad, too . . . and you had to live in foster homes.  So sad, too bad, now tell it to my gawking audience, so I can laugh all the way to the bank, poor “sis.”

Jimmy Kimmel’s take on this is spot on . . . and the video is pretty funny:

Cha-Chingsploitation: Oprah Wants the World To Know She Has a Sister Who Had to Live in Foster Homes

(Oprah artwork by Six Meat Buffet/Preston Taylor Holmes)

By Debbie Schlussel

When you and I heard the news of today’s Moscow homicide bomber, we all knew the guy was a Muslim.  And I suppose it’s “Islamophobic” to point out that we were, yet again, proved right.  Only the head remains of the bomber and it is described as a “head of Arabic appearance.”  You know what that means:  MUSLIM.  As we know, Christian Arabs–as anti-Semitic and Islamo-sympathizing as they are–are generally not the terrorists (though they have been in the past:  George Habash and Wadi Haddad of PFLP and Sirhan Sirhan).

Russia has supported a Palestinian state.  They’ve traded with and enabled Iran.  And, yet, per usual, the Islamic world blows up their airports, anyway.  As the execrable non-doctor “Dr. Phil” would ask, “And howzzz that workin’ for ya?” Here’s the “Religion of Peace” saying “Bolshoyeh Spasibah” [“Thank you very much,” in Russian]:

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By Debbie Schlussel

Federal Air Marshals are livid, and they’ve contacted me regarding this story that puts them in a bad light.  One of their own was busy–on the taxpayer dime–picking up Owen Wilson, instead of protecting the plane.  And it worked . . . for her.  Federal Air Marshal Jade Duell just had Owen Wilson’s baby.  Cha-ching!

Federal Air Marshal/Baby Mama Jade Duell Too Busy Having Fun w/ Owen Wilson to Keep Plane Safe

Owen met Jade Duell, a U.S. air marshal, while en route to film How Do You Know with Reese Witherspoon last year on a flight from L.A. to Washington, D.C.

Several Federal Air Marshals told me it’s against the rules to get celebrities’ phone numbers and try to pick up passengers . . . while they are supposed to be protecting the plane from Islamic terrorists.  Jade Duell wasn’t put in First Class, courtesy of the federal government, to find a famous boyfriend who can pay gargantuan child support and make her set for life.  She was in First Class to look for suspicious people trying to endanger the plane and use it as a weapon.

Said one Federal Air Marshal:

Screw being a Senior Federal Air Marshal …. I’m gonna find me a mooooovie star!

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By Debbie Schlussel

My late maternal grandfather, Isaac Engel, and my great-uncle, Moishe Greitzer–both Holocaust survivors–were fans of Jack LaLanne and told me all about him when I was a kid.  So, it was very cool for me to be on ABC’s “Politically Incorrect” with him in 2002.  I told him how my uncle Moishe had worked out at the health club chain bearing his name and was a strong man and muscular fitness enthusiast, plus he and LaLanne were the same age.  My sharp uncle Moishe (of blessed memory) died this summer just shy of 96 years old from pneumonia and respiratory failure and, like LaLanne, Uncle Moshe worked out vigorously until right before he died, swimming for an hour every day at a New York health club.  The news just broke that LaLanne passed away, today, at 96 of the same thing as my great-uncle.

Sad, but he lived a long and vigorous life.  And his many moves, like fingertip push-ups have inspired many videos by modern fitness connoisseurs .  He was one of the few men who could wear ballet slippers (during workouts on his TV show) and still look masculine.

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By Debbie Schlussel

This is from yesterday’s print edition of the Detroit Free Press.  Rip Hamilton is a multi-millionaire . . . and yet he still hasn’t learned to speak English.  Hey, I hear this qualifies him for an innovative new DEA job, in case that pro basketball thing doesn’t work out in the long term.