By Debbie Schlussel

You may have heard about the raids, today, on 7-Eleven stores in several states across America, where the owners of the Slurpee purveyors ran a giant illegal alien and ID fraud ring and were indicted for it. What the mainstream media doesn’t tell you, though, is that almost ALL of the defendants involved in the ring are Pakistani Muslims (all of them but one). And almost all of them became naturalized citizens. A couple of them are illegal alien Muslims. Their illegal alien workers are Muslims from Pakistan, too. Many of them qualify for a “path to citizenship” under Senator Marco Rubio’s and his fellow Senate Gangbangers of Eight’s immigration amnesty bill. Alhamdillullah [praise allah]. As you read this, recall that on Friday, Jeb Bush told us that “immigrants are more fertile.” Um, yeah, Jeb, that’s exactly what we’re afraid of.

Here are the names of the perpetrators, their countries of origin, and their immigration status – I added their country of origin, which is not in the original Justice Department press release:

FARRUKH BAIG
Citizenship: Naturalized United States Citizen
Age: 57
Head of Harbor, New York
Country of Origin: Pakistan

BUSHRA BAIG
Citizenship: Naturalized United States Citizen
Age: 49
Head of Harbor, New York
Country of Origin: Pakistan

MALIK YOUSAF
Citizenship: Naturalized United States Citizen
Age: 51
South Setauket, New York
Country of Origin: Pakistan

ZAHID BAIG
Citizenship: Naturalized United States Citizen
Age: 52
Chesapeake, Virginia
Country of Origin: Pakistan

SHANNAWAZ BAIG
Citizenship: Naturalized United States Citizen
Age: 62
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Country of Origin: Pakistan

TARIQ RANA
Citizenship: Pakistan
Age: 34
Chesapeake, Virginia

RAMON NANAS
Citizenship: Republic of the Philippines
Age: 49
Great River, New York

AZHAR ZIA
Citizenship: Naturalized United States Citizen
Age: 49
Great River, New York
Country of Origin: Pakistan

UMMAR UPPAL
Citizenship: Pakistan
Age: 48
Islip Terrace, New York
Country of Origin: Pakistan

More:

BROOKLYN, NY – Earlier today, two indictments were unsealed charging eight men and one woman from Long Island, New York, with conspiring to commit wire fraud, stealing identities, and concealing and harboring illegal immigrants employed at 7-Eleven, Inc. (7-Eleven) franchise stores located throughout Long Island and Virginia. Through this scheme, the defendants, who owned, managed and controlled fourteen 7-Eleven franchise stores during the course of the conspiracies, allegedly hired dozens of illegal immigrants, equipped them with more than 20 identities stolen from United States citizens, housed them at residences owned by the defendants, and stole substantial portions of their wages. If convicted, the defendants will face 20 years’ imprisonment on wire fraud conspiracy and alien harboring charges, as well as multiple counts of aggravated identity theft, which carries a mandatory, consecutive two-year term of incarceration. In addition, all property used to facilitate the harboring of illegal immigrants, together with all proceeds of the wire fraud conspiracy and alien harboring charges, are subject to forfeiture. The defendants will be presented for arraignment later today at the United States Courthouses in Central Islip, New York and Norfolk, Virginia. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

**** UPDATE: DebbieSchlussel.com has exclusively learned that ICE “Director” John Moron Morton is leaving Homeland Security to join Capital One in Tyson’s Corner to head the bank’s compliance. Now the joke is on the bank. Hey, maybe he can get more illegal aliens to open bank accounts there. ****

Barack Obama’s incompetent chief of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is leaving at the end of July, according to a letter he sent to ICE agents and personnel, this morning. His biggest accomplishment at ICE–not noted in the e-mail–is his creation of the title “Director” for the chief of ICE because he wanted to be seen as equal to the FBI Director (a laughable notion no matter what kind of name or lipstick you affix to the pig).

Although he did not specify his plans, Morton–who used ICE as his personal job search travel agency and used government resources and bodyguards to fly to the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and other showbiz awards ceremonies, as I exclusively reported on this site–is rumored to have a job with the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). He was seeking an annual pay of at least $400,000, sources say.

Morton oversaw the complete emasculation of an already aimless agency and made it even more aimless. Under Morton’s hegemony, he spent his time excessively and improperly using ICE personnel as his personal bodyguards, promoting the gay Mafia within ICE (Morton is rumored to be bisexual), wasting government resources to fly to London and France to see his France-based girlfriend for booty calls, repeatedly demanding new Cadillac Escalades with specific interiors and exteriors to match other cars on his driveway (the government bought several Escalades because none was good enough for him and he kept rejecting them), and other silliness. And, as we exclusively reported on this site, Morton also created new, unnecessary cushy positions for his friends and cronies, who wanted to live the luxe life in Europe on your dime. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Several years ago on this site, I wrote about the FBI digging for Jimmy Hoffa . . . again. I did an “American Farm Held Hostage” daily count, as the FBI spent weeks digging up an old Detroit-area farm looking for a his body. I predicted the feds would NOT find Hoffa’s body, and I was right. Millions of your tax dollars were wasted, dozens of FBI agents were flown from all over the country to stand around and watch the dig, and you–the American taxpayer–had to pay to rebuild a new barn to replace the old decrepit barn the FBI destroyed in the futile search for Hoffa. Well, today, the FBI is at it again. Wasting your money, digging up yet another farm right now, as I write this, in Oakland Township, Michigan, about 32 miles from the City of Detroit. And I predict, yet again, it will be a bust.

But, even if Hoffa’s body is found, so what? America shouldn’t be wasting yet more money looking for this corrupt union official who was in league with the Mafia, then crossed it.

This time, it’s based on a tip from Mob boss Anthony Zerilli. You see, Zerilli–who claims no ties to the Mob, even though he was a top Mob official (Underboss of the Detroit Partnership of Cosa Nostra) and did oodles of time in the slammer–has a new website with merchandise, including a book to sell and even autographed photos. And like a skilled public relations pro, he told the Detroit media about his claim that Hoffa was buried on a farm 45 minutes outside Detroit, carefully building the buzz for his book. Today, more free publicity for his book, with this waste-of-time-and-resources-dig.

The FBI is constantly asking the government for more money and ever larger budgets. Why? So it can continue on this comical treasure hunt? So that if the FBI ultimately finds Hoffa’s body, its officials can preen for the cameras? Not sure how this would be a source of pride to the agency, even if the body is found. After all, the Jimmy Hoffa disappearance is one of the monumental failures of the FBI. After generations of agents have worked on the case, they never found Hoffa’s body in nearly four decades of searching, and Famous But Incompetent never solved the crime.

Not that I care if they do. As I noted, Hoffa was not an innocent man. He was a mob team player, so I couldn’t care less what they did with their partner in crime. You hang with snakes, you get bitten. Hoffa’s kids are relatively wealthy. Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. is the high-paid head of the Teamsters Union, and a daughter, Barbara Ann Crancer, is a retired judge with a nice pension (she’s now 75). Let them spend the money for this wild goose chase seeking their crooked father’s remains. This is no longer about justice, since back in 2006, when they dug up the farm, the only remaining living suspect in Hoffa’s disappearance was 93. If he’s still alive today, that would make him 100.

Here is an excerpt from my May 2006 initial post on that year’s failed dig for Jimmy Hoffa. The Detroit FBI has since gone through two Special Agents in Charge and the pop culture references are dated. But the story remains the same on this Keystone Koppery:

Not far from where I live is Machus Red Fox (now Andiamo’s), the restaurant from which Teamster’s President Jimmy Hoffa disappeared in 1975. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Father’s Day is over, but this “leftover” is very much worth your time. I don’t always agree with writer Mitch Albom, but his Father’s Day column, yesterday, on the life and good-bye of Lt. Col. Mark Weber is a must-read. It will put a tear in your eye. I saw Lt. Col Weber on TV and heard him on Albom’s Detroit radio show, but even if I had not, I’d still have been extremely touched by this. You’d have to be a block of ice not to be. The beginning of the end:

Fathers are often bad at good-byes. Some find them awkward. Some find them silly. Some just figure, in their work-focused way, that there will always be time for one later.

Mark Weber was an exception. He had a long chance to say good-bye. He was a career soldier, a lieutenant colonel in the Minnesota National Guard, awarded the Bronze Star for heroism. In 2010, he was on his way to a high-level position in Afghanistan, under personal request from Gen. David Petraeus. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

This is the sixth Father’s Day since my late father, H.L. Schlussel MD (of Blessed Memory), passed away from cancer. But he is on my mind every single day, not just on these bittersweet Father’s Days. Today, I will celebrate, as I have every Father’s Day since his death, by going to my dad’s grave to reflect on how lucky I was to have this great man in my life.

Me and My Dad, Ten Days After I Was Born

My Dad (Center) Receives Award From Michigan Lions Club for Providing Free Eye Care to the Poor, Blind

I was lucky to have a loving father who constantly sacrificed his own personal happiness and financial wealth to be with us kids always, to teach us right from wrong, to teach us to be kind and generous to others–especially those less fortunate, to be patriotic Americans, to have faith in G-d above, and to know that He was watching at all times. My father taught me to have the courage of my convictions, as he did many times, organizing protests and getting us involved in political campaigns (he dragged us kids to hold signs when the Detroit Jewish Book Fair hosted the openly anti-Semitic, anti-Israel, pro-HAMAS/Hezbollah James Zogby; he took us campaigning for Ronald Reagan in 1980 and spent his own money for anti-Jimmy Carter bumper stickers). My father taught us through his actions, not just talk. That was one of the many ways he showed us he loved us. And we loved him back. We still love him because even though he is gone, his many life lessons will be with us until the day we die.

But I was lucky for another reason: my father valued traditional fatherhood. He did not want my mother to work, and despite her protestations and disagreements (although we were never rich, we didn’t need her income, anyway, and most American families could live on one income if they really wanted to), he insisted that she not take a full-time job. My father was the breadwinner. My mother was supposed to be the cook and the housekeeper (we had a paid maid who came to clean) and take care of the kids. Often, unfortunately, my father found himself doing all of those things, and in many ways he was father AND mother to us. But he insisted upon traditional parenting roles and impressed upon us that those were important. Those were the days when fathers were still fathers, when “Mr. Mom” was a comical movie, when men were men. We were lucky that my dad insisted this was the way we would be, should be, raised. Today, my father would be considered “backward” and a male chauvinist. But what he really was, was a terrific father. And a great family man. And I am so lucky for that. What he did was right for his day AND right for today, whether the conventional wisdom admits it or not. My father–like the ever-shrinking number of traditional fathers out there–was doing America a service, while others shirk their moral and societal responsibility. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

There were so many new movies at the box office, this weekend, on which I had to write reviews, that I did not get it done before the Jewish Sabbath began. So here’s my complete set of reviews:

* “Man of Steel“: I posted my complete review of this on Friday. A dull, long, boring, politically correct, way too serious version of Superman takes the stage. Read my full review.

HALF A MARX PLUS AN OBAMA

* “This is the End“: The good news about this movie is that half of Hollywood dies toward the very beginning. The bad news is that that part isn’t true in real life. Otherwise, this is yet another raunchy, disgusting, rarely funny offering aimed at teen and twenty-something slacker guys. If your idea of showing a guy urinating all over a toilet seat up close is funny, then this is for you. Ditto if you enjoy dumb, unfunny jokes about a guy ejaculating all over an old Playboy magazine or a scene of another guy getting oral sex. Classy. The movie also looks like a bunch of 30-something Hollywood stars wanted to make a quick buck and hang out at the same time, so they made it into a movie. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I’ve noted repeatedly on this site over the years that Muslims are the world’s biggest consumers of porn. For all of their self-professed modesty, they are just a bunch of hypocritical, falsely pious pervs who attack our “decadence” when they are actually more depraved than anyone. And they’re a particularly libidinous, salacious group, as I’ve pointed out over the years. They are the biggest makers of condoms and the people who apparently most need to use them (but sadly don’t and so our world is overcrowded with their extremism). Don’t forget the 9/11 hijackers’ love affair with hookers and strippers from “The Pink Pony,” and Nidal Malik Hasan’s similar obsession with chicks who perform on poles.

And so it goes again, today, with Pakistan, now holding the crown as the nation of the world’s biggest gay horndogs and porndogs. Check out the Google results for various sexually explicit gay search terms. The highest concentrations for each are almost all in the Muslim Mid-East. (Somebody’d better alert “conservative” Boston Globe columnist Jeff Jacoby who lectured us all about “Islamic modesty,” when he objected to the reported use of naked female interrogators brushing up against Gitmo detainees–they wish. Maybe they should have used naked male interrogators, instead.)

Pakistan — a global leader in intolerance towards homosexuals — leads the world in Google searches for gay pornography, according to an analysis of search terms published by Mother Jones. The study found the Islamic republic is the world leader by volume of searches form the terms “shemale sex,” “teen anal sex,” and “man f***ing man,” while it ranks second in searches for the term “gay sex pics.” The term “shemale sex” was most-searched for in the city of Peshwar, a conservative Islamic stronghold that has become a frontline in the war on terror. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Welcome to Barack Obama’s own government-imposed sharia, where all photos of sexy women are verboten and will be confiscated.

Although I oppose pornography, I thought it was absurd when President Bush’s military didn’t allow our soldiers to have Playboy magazines and pin-ups in the Middle East, to appease Muslims. But Barack Obama stepped it up several notches to ridiculous heights. In response to the shrill feminist cries about alleged sexual assaults in the military, the Obama Navy announced that it will ban pin-ups and examine each of such material in position of U.S. Naval personnel to make sure it doesn’t violate some nebulous, absurd standards. Even when those pin-ups are in military barracks. Again, I’m anti-pornography, but I’m libertarian in this area and this seems to go beyond that. Pics of women in bikinis and sexy poses appear to be off limits under this draconian, stupid move. They could be deemed “salacious” under this new Navy policy. So could photos of a woman in a mini-skirt or a low-cut top.

The Navy memo on this from Obama Navy Secretary Ray Mabus (who shoved women onto submarines) seems to indicate these, too, would be “prohibited” under a Big Brother Navy inspection, as they could be viewed as “degrading, hostile, or offensive,” none of which are defined. And, by the way, this applies not just to workplace areas, but to common areas of barracks and bachelor’s quarters. It’s beyond intrusive.

ALNAV [DS: ALNAV = All Navy] directs that the Under Secretary of the Navy, Chief of Naval Operations (CNO), and Commandant of the Marine Corps (CMC) perform a comprehensive visual inspection of all DON workplaces to ensure they are free from materials that create a degrading, hostile, or offensive work environment. . . . The inspections directed by this ALNAV aim to eliminate materials that create a degrading, hostile, or offensive work environment and to ensure a professional workplace for all DON personnel. . . . Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

The first thing you need to know about “Man of Steel” is that there is no “Truth, Justice, and the American Way.” The iconic, patriotic Superman phrase is never uttered in this new movie, allegedly about Superman.

After all, the filmmakers hope to make mega-millions overseas, and why offend the mega-millions of America-hating foreign movie-goers with anything positive about America? I suppose this is liberal Hollywood’s version of “evolution,” since the last incarnation of Superman, “Superman Returns”–which stank and was far worse than this one (read my review)–had Daily Planet Editor Perry White say, “Truth, justice, and all that other stuff.”

In fact, it’s hard to tell if the new “Man of Steel” movie, in theaters today, is really even about Superman. The word “Superman” is only mentioned once, and only in the last third of this very long, quite dull, and incredibly uninspired movie. It’s like they’re embarrassed by the guy. And it’s like he’s in perpetual embarrassment the whole way through, since I can’t remember seeing the guy (played by British actor Henry Cavill) smile until the very end of the movie. He’s in perpetual gravitas. Also not in the movie: photographer Jimmy Olsen, Lex Luthor, and kryptonite. They don’t exist in this version of Metropolis. There is however, a Black Perry White (Laurence Fishburne) and “Jenny” (with no last name), who is presumably the new chickified Jimmy. But the PC stuff isn’t completely down pat yet, because Superman hasn’t revealed himself yet as a vegan Muslim Wonder Woman trapped in an carnivorous atheist Superman’s body, struggling to come out and get a sex change. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Yesterday, Ann Coulter wrote a column saying that if the GOP pushes the amnesty bill, it deserves to die. But, perhaps, she deserves to die along with it, since she repeatedly pimped us on charlatan Marco Rubio . . . just like she pimped us on Mitt Romney and Chris ChrispieCreme, the HAMAS-lovin’ Governor of New Jersey and Halal Donutistan. She and Michelle Fraudkin and all the others gushed over this guy–clearly only because he’s Hispanic, the “great Hispanic hope”–even though Rubio had a history of fraud, lying, and–frankly–criminal activity (including billing $100K in personal and family expenses on his Florida Republican Party credit card, which, in the rest of America, we call “embezzlement”). They pimped him even though his rhetoric on immigration was the same as it is now: Amnesty! Amnesty!, and–oh, by the way–Amnesty!

When Marco Rubio first went on all the right-wing talk radio shows, a couple of months or so ago, to pimp his immigration amnesty bill, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, and others gushed over it. Rubio promised over and over again that he would insist on border security first before his “pathway to citizenship” baloney. And Limbaugh gushed over him, saying we should support this. It was BS then. It’s BS now. And, yet, while Limbaugh continues to call Lindsey Graham–Rubio’s fellow Senate Gangbang of Eight member–“Lindsey Grahamnesty,” there are no such monikers, no criticism of Rubio. Just excuse after excuse after excuse. Gushing after gushing after gushing. And the only distinction between the two is that Rubio is Hispanic, and, so, he gets a pass. This is bigotry, plain and simple. And it’s affirmative action, too. Rubio should be called to the carpet on all of his lying and fraud.

But, no. Over the weekend, Rubio gave an interview in Spanish to a Latino media outlet, in which he explicitly said he was for amnesty first and enforcement later. Then, on Tuesday, he went on FOX News, and said he didn’t say that, when it’s exactly what he said. Just like Yasser Arafat, who said one thing to the Western, English-speaking media, and the exact opposite to the Arab media. So did Rush Limbaugh get upset about this 180-ing lying sack? Read the rest of this entry »