By Debbie Schlussel

I know I can’t be the only one who is sick and tired of the endless coverage of the 50th anniversary of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963. But this is what happens when a mediocre American President–and anyone who is intellectually honest knows JFK was just fair on the job–has good looks and is killed while he’s young and in office. He gets James Deaned–hyped and overhyped to the point of beatification of a saint.

With this ever-increasing, non-stop coverage we’ve been subjected to on the Kennedy assassination, I feel like I’m at one of these bad biopic movie screenings, and I’m thinking, “just die already.” Sure, it was tragic that a U.S. President was assassinated, and I’m sorry that happened. It shouldn’t have happened and should never happen again. And the guy served America in the military and in public life (though often with dishonor). But I get it. Enough already. This hype has been going on for almost a year. It would be one thing if the hype started last week or even last month. But it’s been going on for a while. (And, sadly, so has the conspiracy theory BS about who killed Kennedy.) Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I am shocked–shocked!–that psychic Sylvia Browne was unable to predict that she would die yesterday at age 77. I mean, aren’t psychics supposed to be able to see into the future? Well, they are psychic in one sense: they can always predict that there will be some sucker who is about to give ’em their money in exchange for total BS.

Somewhere, the Amazing Randi and the ghost of Harry Houdini–both of whom worked to expose frauds and charlatans like Browne–are laughing . . . a lot. As they tried repeatedly to point out, the oft-quoted estimate about the birthrate of suckers (one per minute) was conservative.

Oh, and one other thing: Sylvia Browne never won the Powerball lottery as far as I know. Just sayin’.

By Debbie Schlussel

When story after story popped up about a French gunman who shot up a bank, a left-wing newspaper, and car-jacked someone else in Paris, I thought to myself, “Hmmm . . . is his name, ‘Mohammed’?” Well, I was close enough.

It wasn’t Mohammed, but Abdelhakim. Abdelhaikim Dekhar. You get the point. This wasn’t just some “random crazy guy,” just like the guy who shot up several locations, including a French Jewish school in Lyon, was not just some “random crazy guy.” France is overrun with Muslim immigrants and their progeny, who kidnap and murder Jews (see Ilan Halimi) and who have infected the country with extremism and poverty. There are so many Muslims now in France, no one has an exact number, but it’s estimated that they are at least 20% of the country and perhaps as many as 35% (and growing). France will soon be a Muslim majority country. And more of these incidents are going to keep happening. It’s a preview for America’s future, of which we’ve already had many previews on our own soil (see, the 9/11 Hijackers, Fort Hood and Nidal Malik Hassan, the Times Square Bomber Faisal Shahzad, and so on).

Oh, and by the way, Mr. Dekhar recently returned from London, where he’d been living. Hmmm . . . with whom did he meet in London and what were they up to? With which jihadists was he hangin’ out in the UK? Dekhar was convicted of a previous crime in France for his part in a killing spree. (Will France EVER learn?) Apparently, he was taken with leftists and wanted to help them in their violent pursuits, while at the same time pursuing his jihad. Shocker: Muslims allying with leftist criminals. Like that’s never happened before. In fact, it’s the typical M.O.

The lone gunman arrested on Wednesday night for carrying out two shootings and a carjacking in Paris had “recently returned from England”, it was reported on Thursday. In a coup de theatre, police caught the gunman on Wednesday night in an underground carpark and named him as Abdelhakim Dekhar – convicted in 1998 for giving a gun to a leftist couple that went on a “Bonnie-and-Clyde”-style killing spree four years previously. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

If you’re not following me on Twitter, here’s what you missed in the last 24 hours or so. And if you aren’t following me, why not? Please follow me here.

Yesterday, was annoying liberal and has-been CNN personality Larry King’s 80th birthday. And while all of the entertainment world was blindly gushing over this fool (and emperor with no clothing, but yet with suspenders), I told the truth about this dead man walking (and someone had a clever response):

Today, rapper Eminem’s boyhood home in Detroit was demolished, which is a big news story in Detroit because the blind idiots and culturally tone-deaf morons that rule the “cultural” roost here think this scumbag is actually someone to be celebrated. His “home” was where he occasionally lived with his slutty single mother who had him at 15 (and she was born to her own mother at age 15). Yup, this trash and his sleazy former flophouse residence is some celebrated “castle” mourned over by those whose idea of “history” is what Kim Kardashian wore in her sex video. Yay, Detroit! Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

People Magazine just unveiled its new “Sexiest Man Alive” cover boy, and we have an exclusive on the cover, below. Okay, that’s not the real cover–the mag chose someone else (far left whack job Adam Levine)–but it would have been far more exciting had they chosen North America’s real “Sexiest Man Alive” (and Craziest Mayor Alive), and I asked Jedi Master of Photoshop Art, David Lunde, to produce the cover.

Oh, and by the way, don’t listen to those who are trying to paint Toronto Mayor Rob Ford as a “conservative” and the “White conservative” version of former Washington, DC Mayor Marion Barry. In fact, the Wall Street Journal reported that Ford’s biggest supporters–known as “Ford Nation“–are recent immigrants from Somalia and the Middle East and those who speak Punjabi and Urdu (a/k/a Pakistanis). Translation: Muslims. Yup, they have no prob with a Mayor who smokes crack, has food and alcohol problems, and patronizes prostitutes.

Explaining Mr. Ford’s support requires knowledge of how the diverse city of close to 2.8 million people was born.

In 1998 six cities merged into one, adding about 1.7 million people to Toronto’s previous population of nearly 700,000. The original city is now called downtown and the others are still referred to as suburbs, even though they are one municipality now. . . .Toronto’s core is growing at a faster clip than the former suburbs, and the downtown wards tend to be more affluent. . . .

The suburbs also are home to a big proportion of the city’s immigrants, in part because housing is cheaper. In Etobicoke North, Punjabi, Spanish, Somali, Italian and Urdu are among the languages spoken at home, according to the latest Canadian census data. A majority of Etobicoke North voters supported Mr. Ford for mayor.

Mr. Ford has been able to tap into those divides. After the crack-smoking admission, his job-performance approval rating was 45% in the suburb of Etobicoke, according the Ipsos Reid poll. In the old City of Toronto, it was 29%. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

This is the kind of thing they do in the movies (the 1997 movie, “Face/Off” comes to mind, though that involved facial plastic surgery), and liberals say, “but it could never happen in real life.” But, as those of us with common sense know, if there’s a will, there’s a way. And with illegal aliens, there’s always a way. So, when they’ve been deported and want to come back into the country, they go to doctors who will surgically alter their fingerprints. This is scary because you know this doc isn’t the only one doing it, just the one who was caught. How many illegal aliens–some of them dangerous terrorists–have gotten back into the US with altered fingerprints, and we don’t know who they are, that they are here, or where they are (or what they are up to and have in store for us)? How many terrorists have done this to get into America undetected?

BOSTON — A doctor from the Dominican Republic and his assistant were arrested Nov. 16 for conspiring to harbor illegal aliens by altering their fingerprints through a surgical procedure. The arrests follow an investigation by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) in Boston. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Don’t hold your breath for this to last, but . . . .

What a difference a decade–and a Barack Obama–can make. Just a decade ago, weird, inbred billionaire Saudi Prince Al-Waleed Bin Talal (the largest individual shareholder in FOX News after Rupert Murdoch) was donating gazillions to Palestinian Muslim terrorist homicide bombers in jihadist TV telethons. And that was after his post-9/11 “donation” of $10 million to then-New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and the victims of the Islamic attacks in exchange for “changing American foreign policy” (away from supporting Israel–and Giuliani told him where to go). And after he was personally awarded and pinned with a medal (for his support of the PLO and funding of Islamic terrorism) by Yasser Arafat, something he brags about to date. But, last night, on CNN’s “Piers Morgan Live,” Prince Al-Waleed said this:

[Y]ou really find the majority of the Arab World in complete sync and alliance with the concepts of Israel.

Like I said, this won’t last, and Al-Waleed–like the rest of the Sunni Muslim world–still hates Jews and Israel with a passion, but he needs them in the Sunni fight against Iran and the Shi’ite revolution which is being waged in Syria, Lebanon, and also in several Gulf states, including Al-Waleed’s native Saudi Arabia (check out the Shi’ite-riven Qatif Peninsula). It’s not news to me that the Sunnis–particularly the Gulf State Sunnis–are with Israel on Iran. That’s old news I’ve written about repeatedly over the years. What is news is that a high-profile Saudi prince would dare say so, so very publicly and openly, on a major news network. Here’s the full quote: Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

As I’ve said before, I get stuff like this from members of the so-called “Religion of Peace” on a daily basis, whether through e-mail, Facebook messages/comments (join me on Facebook), Twitter tweets (follow me on Twitter), comments on this site, or all of these above. This Mahmoud creature demands that I “Don’t talk about Muslims.” Welcome to the First Amendment, Kalbeh [bitch]. I inserted the asterisk into the e-mail, FYI.

From: Mahmoud Salem mahmoudsalem8@icloud.com
Date: Mon, Nov 18, 2013 at 7:33 PM
Subject: Don’t talk about Muslims
To: “writedebbie@gmail.com” writedebbie @gmail.com

U rachet ass bitch hoe don’t talk about our race we Muslims we are honest so don’t say don’t believe in Islam u ass hole rachet ass hoe so f*ck off I hill billy Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Young Man, There’s a Place You Can Go . . . . Oh, wait, you cannot go there because it’s sharia Muslima swimming time. Yup, it’s no longer “fun to stay at the YMCA.” And you can “no longer hang out with all the boys,” either.

Hey, It’s the New & Improved Muslim Village People Approved YMCA . . .

It’s stark symbolism of what’s happening in America: YMCAs–ironically once Christian organizations–are embracing sharia and Muslims to stay afloat. And they’re getting tax money to subsidize this–in the form of police escorts and funds, which is completely unconstitutional. Where is the ACLU when you need them? Cricket noises abound.

When I was a little kid, my parents sent me to the YMCA for swimming lessons. But the suburban Detroit YMCA where I learned to swim doesn’t exist anymore. It’s now some sort of industrial park warehouse location. And that’s indicative of what is happening with “the Y” all over the country. YMCAs are dying out fast. The organization–the acronym for Young Men’s Christian Association–is now best known as the topic and title of The Village People’s 1978 disco song.

And, so, how does YMCA stay afloat? By providing gender-segregated, Muslim-only swimming lessons for Muslima chicks in Minnesota.

Yup, the YMCA is now the YMMA or perhaps the YMShariaA. FYI, when my Orthodox Jewish parents sent me for swimming lessons, they didn’t demand that all little boys and non-Jews be removed. We would never dream up such an intolerant, absurd demand. That’s not how we are. But it is, sadly, how Muslims are . . . in swimming, and in many countries, in who gets to live. And the separate swimming lessons for Muslim girls are a preview of what’s to come (and what is, actually, already here).

Another thing on this is that the swimming lessons program “specifically caters to the needs of Somali [DS: that means Muslim] girls.” Um, is there something about their bodies that makes them sink? Something about them that makes the way they swim different from the rest of the human population? (It’s a myth that Blacks can’t swim due to some fictional “body density.”) I mean, I understand it’s far more difficult to navigate the waters when you have on scuba gear and bombs you’re about to detonate. But, I mean, other than that . . . .

Rayan Dhamuke, 12, doesn’t get to swim a lot, unlike her brothers. During the past summer, she had to visit the pool at 5 a.m. so that she would have the privacy she needed to enjoy the water while still adhering to her family’s cultural and religious beliefs. To better accommodate girls like Dhamuke, the downtown St. Paul YMCA, in partnership with the St. Paul Police Department, has started a swim group for Somali-American girls. The group, which began in October, is serving as an outlet for girls ages 5 to 17 to learn the basics of swimming.

One evening last week, the din of girls’ laughter and splashes filled the windowless, humid pool room of the St. Paul downtown YMCA. . . . Special considerations have to be made to address modesty concerns so that the Muslim girls can swim and not reveal too much of themselves. During the hourlong swim practice, all other swimmers are cleared out of the pool. The men’s locker room is locked. Female life guards are brought in. The pool, which is on the building’s third floor, has no windows so they don’t have to worry about prying eyes from outside. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

**** CORRECTION: As many readers, including a very astute friend, noted, I got the name of the singer of “Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire” wrong. It was, in fact, as you’ve pointed out, Nat King Cole, NOT Bing Crosby as I had noted (the soundtrack for the movie doesn’t include the song, so I couldn’t fact check it that way). It’s been corrected, and I apologize for the error. ****

Yet another weekend with nothing to recommend among the new offerings at movie theaters.

* “Dallas Buyers Club“: Matthew McConaughey is a great actor. And I’m told by some Hollywood conservatives that he is even a Republican with conservative leanings. But I doubt it. Nobody with even a modicum of traditional American views would appear in this leftist wet dream of a movie. At once, it’s an attack on big business, “Big Pharma,” Texas cowboys, and middle America. On top of that, this highly overrated, excessively hyped propaganda movie is long, slow, and boring. And it’s the natural progression of a previous cinematic hit of its kind, which is why I dub this movie, “Brokeback Mountain 2.0”

“Based on a true story,” McConaughey is Ron Woodroof, a Texas cowboy, complete with boots, a Stetson hat, and a deep Southern accent. It is 1985, and he is an electrician, working mostly near oil wells and rigs, and he’s also a rodeo bull rider. You can’t get more Texas-y than that. Oh, and he also hates Blacks (he and his friends call them by the N-word), Muslims (he and his friends call them the Sand-N-word), and gays (he calls ’em “queers” and is disgusted by Rock Hudson, who had at the time come down with AIDS). In short, he’s the perfect caricature of how leftists see the Republican voter and every last soul in flyover country between Los Angeles and New York. Read the rest of this entry »