October 1, 2009, - 11:03 am

Shield Your Eyes: If It Had a Cross, It’d Get NEA, NEH Grants

By Debbie Schlussel

I debated whether or not to post this photo that a very dear Druze Arab friend sent me from Israel.  On the one hand, it’s low-class and disgusting.  On the other hand, I love it (though it needs the addition of Hassan Nasrallah and Bashar Assad).

Just keep in mind that if it had  a cross or the Pope on the magazine cover, this would be deemed high-class “art” and would qualify for millions in National Endowment for the Arts and National Endowment for the Humanities grants (remember “P*** Christ,” a cross in a jar of urine, parading as “art”?).  And lots of rich liberal people in Boston and San Francisco would be fawning over it while drinking chablis and espresso lattes.

Shield your eyes.  You were forewarned.

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32 Responses

Sigh, to bad it was only a picture of the idiot….

Thanks

Ed on October 1, 2009 at 11:06 am

Sigh, to bad it was only a picture of the idiot….

Thanks
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi

Ed on October 1, 2009 at 11:27 am

Thanks Deb., that made my day!!

johndorda on October 1, 2009 at 12:01 pm

Aaaaaaaah, ha ha ha ha ha ha! There should be a series of pictures of the same thing. Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam would be a good start.

Jarhead on October 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Just to make it clear, Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam would be taking a dump on Im-A-Dummy-Jihad (Amadinejad)

    Jarhead on October 1, 2009 at 12:45 pm

      JH: thanks for the clarification. I knew you couldn’t mean how it came out.

      LOLOLOL

      goldenmike4393 on October 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm

A possible caption for this picture?

Dishonor on your mustache, Mahmoud Ah’m’a’nutjob (Ahmadinejad)

Rocky on October 1, 2009 at 12:30 pm

Is there any way to gat that picture on a billboard?

Not Ovenready on October 1, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Shield our eyes? From what, the poop or the s*** beneath it?

milk on October 1, 2009 at 12:48 pm

It’s funny. I am so accustomed to dogs pooing, so I’m not bothered (I’ve run a rescue since 1984), but I love what its doing it on!

Let me see, I have 20 dogs that can make a “contribution” right now!

goldenmike4393 on October 1, 2009 at 12:50 pm

Shield our eyes? Hell, this should be the wallpaper for whitehouse.gov!

Jarhead on October 1, 2009 at 1:28 pm

Good doggy.

Jenn on October 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Good doggy. I think ol’ Ahmed deserved the “pooper” treatment.

LMAO!

NormanF on October 1, 2009 at 1:44 pm

That is awesome!

cirrus1701 on October 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm

(sniff-sniff) “What’s that smell…?”

“Did somebody burn the chelo khoresh?”

Stymie on October 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Flush twice: It’s a long way to the Pelosi’s house.

Sam Adams on October 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Thankyou! There is now an 8 1/2 x 11 print of this precious pup hanging on the outside of my cubicle.

Richard on October 1, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Can a good UFC fighter take Ahmedinejad?

How about a good Krav Maga, Muay Thai, Judo, Jiu Jutsu, Aikido, Hapkido, Shodokan Karate, Boxer, Kyokunshinkai fighter, etc.?

Why are we allowing this guy to intimidate us?

My wife could possibly take this guy out with a single punch, all 5′ 1 3/4 ” of her.

Nevertheless, our spineless weakling of a President, an overrated, underwhelming, out-of-his league instrument of leftist propaganda, Socialism, Communism, Fascism, racism, etc., more a “Community Organizer” Than a qualified president, Barrack Hussein Obama, will continue to mimic Britain’s Chamberlain and the US’s Carter, driving our nation into the toilet bowl of history with all the other excrement.

William on October 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm

Awe come on now that’s no way to treat my new bestest friend!

OsamaHusseinIslamObama 2012?
(the terrorist-Uighur-ACORN-media choice)
-It’s never too early to campaign-

Barry Soetoro (King Of The World-D) on October 1, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Very funny indeed.

Banu Quraiza on October 1, 2009 at 9:13 pm

wow, he is checking to make sure the dog is a virgin.

no, that can’t be it, the dog is to old for a muslim man to love.

ender on October 1, 2009 at 9:40 pm

Even Chihuahua poop is too good for this Farsi farce

Yetwave on October 1, 2009 at 9:48 pm

That’s an insult to dog poop.

dab5 on October 1, 2009 at 10:06 pm

You could’ve warned me to put down my pudding pop.

A1 on October 1, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    A1 – was it a chocolate poop-cilce? Sorry, just couldn’t resist! LOL

    Jarhead on October 2, 2009 at 10:44 am

S*** on a shiite!

helotim on October 1, 2009 at 10:35 pm

First price:” he is checking to make sure the dog is a virgin”

This picture should be front page news and Ahmad in jihad should be the first to get a copy…

sheik yer'mami on October 2, 2009 at 4:27 am

Oops I stepped in some Shi’ite

Slink on October 2, 2009 at 11:18 am

Hope the owner listened when the dog said “Yo Quiero Taco Bell” and took him there for lunch, before he gave that nutcase a new moustache. (extra points if the dog got the Volcano Burrito” 😀 )

Mistress_Dee on October 2, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Seh hello to meh lil fren!

helotim on October 2, 2009 at 6:38 pm

That’s cruelty to animals.

Miranda Rose Smith on October 11, 2009 at 9:54 am

A great tribute to the islamo-demonologist aminijab or whatever the hell his name is. Back in 1979 after the Iraniacs seized the US embassy in Teheran, you could buy rolls of toilet paper in the US with the ayatoilet’s face on each sheet and the words “Wipe your can on the man from Iran”. I bet someone could make $M’s today producing rolls of “bum wad” with aminijab, mohammad, Osama and probably even Obama’s kissers on the sheets. Damn, I’m giving myself some good ideas here.

joesixpack31 on May 29, 2010 at 9:17 pm

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