July 27, 2016, - 6:57 pm
What Did You Think of Bill Clinton’s DNCon Speech? Here’s My Take: Willie No Longer Slick
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Did you watch Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia, last night? If so, what did you think? Do you even care? A number of readers and friends asked my opinion about the speech. Yeah I saw it, and was kind of surprised. I don’t think “Slick Willie” is so slick anymore, if at all. Here’s my take. . .
The first thing I noticed is how awful and old Bill Clinton looks. He is soooo thin. Way too thin. Yes, I know that with all those McDonald’s trips he used to make, he was a bit chubby. But now that he’s pseudo-vegan (I hear he still eats a little chicken and fish at times), he looks terrible, like he’s sick or something. Last night, Clinton looked to me like an embalmed body you’d see at someone’s wake or open casket funeral. His fingers–which we saw often during the speech because he uses his hands a lot–were very thin and spindly. And I though I detected some shaking, like there was Parkinson’s Syndrome developing. He looked like a figure in “Tales From the Crypt.” And his voice was weaker, a shadow of what it used to be. Yes, everyone ages, but it’s as if Bill Clinton suddenly hit the aging wall recently. He’s probably at the point where he’s gotta say, “I did not have Viagra with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.”
Then, there was the speech itself. I was bored to tears. So bored, I was gonna turn it off and watch a DVD of old episodes of “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” The speech seemed to go on and on and on and on. So much excruciating, unwanted detail about Hillary Clinton, the only thing missing was what Hillary eats for breakfast and her favorite color. Bill Clinton has lost his touch. Say what you will about the formerly Slick and always sleazy Willy. Regardless of being a lowlife, he was always a good speaker and able to charm the pants off of everyone, not just the women. Not last night. There was no charm, no magic, and frankly no structure whatsoever to his speech. I felt like I was listening to the annoying passenger on the plane who keeps talking when everyone wishes the person would just shut the bleep up.
After the first few descriptions of what a deeply caring and saintly person the criminal we know as Hillary is, I’d heard enough. Instead of hearing about Hillary Clinton, we heard about some fictional person along the lines of Mother Theresa.
I also had to laugh when Tarnished Willie twice mentioned Israel, as he talked about Hillary Clinton instituting some preschool program called, “HIPPY,” which she plagiarized from the Jewish State. I wondered how that went over since that convention is Palestinian-Occupied Territory. On Night One, you could barely see an American flag (like playing, “Where’s Waldo?”), but you sure saw a lot of Palestinian flags. I’d love to dump all those flag-wavers in HAMAS Gazastan and see if they last the night. If not, not one of ’em would be missed.
Then, there were the unbearable, non-stop shots of Chelsea Clinton. As I do not have cable (and haven’t since 2000), I flipped back and forth between ABC and NBC to watch the speech. Both showed near-constant split-screen shots of this spoiled, overrated nothing–this total pig who collected large no-show salaries at McKinsey consulting firm, NBC News, and the Clinton Piggybank Foundation. Her long, large equine teeth and big gums were on display in painfully-close camera shots. Ugggggh. Get some dental work, honey. If I had to watch that one minute longer, I’d have hurled.
I noted–by the way–that Chelsea Clinton displayed an incredible lack of class and “tolerance” when the Dems showed pics of the previous Presidents. She clapped a lot for Jimmuh “The Peanut Farmer” Carter, but when they showed Ronald Reagan, she stopped herself form clapping and looked like she was upset that she clapped for even a second, by mistake. Then, she clapped enthusiastically for her dad (the first two terms of the Hillary Clinton Presidency), and then noticeably held her hands down and made a sour face for George W. Bush.
If you watch, you know all the Presidents were window dressing and a ruse for some dumb stunt in which a “glass” ceiling is broken and Hillary Cankles’ face shows up as “breaking the glass ceiling.” Barf. And PUH-LEEZE. As I noted, everyone with a clue knows that Hillary has already been Prez for eight years, and the “ceiling” she’s breaking is the contemporary limit on American Presidencies exceeding two terms.
Anyway, I was not impressed by Bill Clinton’s speech last night. It only helped people who didn’t want to go out at night to pick up sleeping pills. It didn’t do much for electing his wife.
And it was shocking to see how much Bill Clinton has lost his touch.
What is your take?
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UPDATE: One other thing: No-Longer-Slick Willie said last night:
If you’re a Muslim and you love America and freedom and you hate terror, stay here and help us win and make a future together, we want you.
You know what I think of that. How many love America and hate terror? And how many define ISIS, HAMAS, and Hezbollah as terror groups? They won’t help us “win” and make a future together. They will make sure there is no future.
Hey, kinda like Hillary and the Clinton Klan.
Tags: Bill Clinton, DNC, DNCinPHL, Slick Willie
Meh.
JeffT on July 27, 2016 at 7:24 pm