February 1, 2016, - 2:53 pm
My Predictions, Yours & Vegas Bookies on Tonight’s Iowa Caucuses
What are your predictions on the results of tonight’s Iowa Caucuses–GOP and Dem? Here are mine and those of the bookies.
I believe Donald Trump will come in first at the Iowa Republican Caucuses, tonight, that Ted Cruz will come in a close second, and that Marco Rubio will be third. John Ellis Bush Bush (JEB Bush) will do horribly and should drop out but won’t because it will be an embarrassment to the Bush family that the son and brother of two recent U.S. Presidents drops out after the first state’s choices are made. So, he will stick it out until at least after Super Tuesday. He has enough money left–from early pre-Trump-entry donors when Jeb was the anointed, chosen one–to stay in the race long enough to keep from totally embarrassing the Bush family (if you believe he hasn’t done so already–and I believe he has).
I believe Bernie Sanders will win the Democratic caucuses, and behind the scenes, Hillary will be fuming and swearing like a sailor. It’s what “Feel the Bern” really means. But she’ll put a plastic smiley face on her loss in public, per usual. Her minions will cite her alleged firewall will be South Carolina. By the way, last night, Marxist lunatic Michael Moore endorsed his fellow Marxist lunatic, Bernie. But that sways, um, no one.
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Wow, I'm shocked–shocked!–that a lunatic Marxist endorses a fellow Lunatic Marxist #tcot #gop #FeelTheBern https://t.co/OPIaOn2joT
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) February 1, 2016
Tonight I officially endorse @BernieSanders for President. Read my endorsement letter here: https://t.co/uFlByfm6al pic.twitter.com/edq0vn4Nnt
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) February 1, 2016
If Blacks participate in Iowa Caucuses, Does That Make Them Caucasians (or just Caucusians)? #tcot #gop #IowaTODAY #BlackHistoryMonth
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) February 1, 2016
Are Whites who participate in Tonight's Iowa Caucuses Double Caucasians or Caucasian Caucusians? #tcot #gop @WinterbleShow #IowaTODAY
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) February 1, 2016
It's #BlackHistoryMonth, and After Tonight's Iowa Caucuses, Ben Carson Will Be History. Too Soon? #IowaTODAY #gop #tcot
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) February 1, 2016
Actually, I think Carson will try to stay in until after Super Tuesday, also. He will probably come in fourth in Iowa tonight, so he’ll still have some juice. Not much, but still some.
Here are some of the betting odds according to Vegas Insider for tonight:
Along with general and primary election odds, Sportsbook.ag is posting numbers on the Iowa Caucus for both the Republican and Democratic nominees. Donald Trump has been installed as a heavy 1/4 favorite (Bet $100 to win $25) to capture Iowa for the Republican Party while Hillary Clinton remains the top betting choice at 5/12 (Bet $100 to win $42) for the Democratic Party.
Odds to win the 2016 Republican Iowa Caucus
Donald Trump 1/4
Ted Cruz 3/1
Marco Rubio 15/1
Ben Carson 100/1
Rand Paul 100/1
Carly Fiorina 250/1
Chris Christie 250/1
Jeb Bush 250/1
John Kasich 250/1
Rick Santorum 500/1Odds to win the 2016 Democratic Iowa Caucus
Hillary Clinton 5/12
Bernie Sanders 9/5
Martin OMalley 9999/1
Again, what are your predictions? Weigh in, below.
Those Tweets are hilarious!
DS_ROCKS! on February 1, 2016 at 4:04 pm