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May 20, 2015, - 7:59 pm

NARCISSIST: Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Hussein Obama Wants You to Watch Her Workout Video

By Debbie Schlussel

Apparently, they should change the term “First Lady” to “First Narcissist” because instead of a lady that’s whatcha got in the White House now: a narcissistic, egomaniacal show-off, whose every thought is, “look at me, look at me, me me me, mememememememe, aren’t I great?!” If there’s anything that says that, it’s Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Hussein Obama Idi Amin Dada’s production of a workout video, ostensibly to mark the anniversary of her “Let’s Move” psychobabbaloney. But we all know the real reason, which screams form the video: look at me me me me me memememememe.

Here’s the shorter video:

The longer version, which the First Miss Thang posted on her Instagram account, completely cuts the trainer out of the video and inserts blaring, annoying hip-hop music in the background, but I can’t figure out how to get the embed code to post it (if you can, please send it).

By the way, her workout ain’t that impressive. I could show you a million better looking women who do the same workout or tougher. Plenty of people work out like that without multi-millions of dollars and a personal trainer, as she has (and, gee, I wonder how her trainer got on the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition). And those people actually have real jobs and real problems, unlike America’s Black Veruca Salt, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Hussein Obama Idi Amin Dada, who has a perpetual look of “I’m miserable” on her mug. I want a golden ticket, and I want it now . . . including the to “the museum I lied about and said didn’t want me there because I’m Black.”

I would call Mrs. Obama the Narcissist-in-Chief, but I can’t because she’s married to that. Regardless, per usual, it’s all about her.

The only thing I got out of this wasteful, tax-funded show-off video by this attempted Kardashian is that Michelle Obama is bigger–maybe twice as thick–as the hubby. And I guess that would make sense because, as has been obvious for years, she is the man in that relationship. And “he” is a wimp not just in relation to her but, as I’ve previously pointed out, on the international stage, he’s our post-op Bruce Jenner.

Exit question: why do liberals keep telling us that Michelle Obama is “kicking ass” in this video when she isn’t? Maybe it’s because, in real life, we’re getting our ass kicked because of the Obamas.

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By the way, this all reminds me of another affirmative action beneficiary narcissist who used to always show off her workouts: Condi Clueless a/k/a Condoleeza Rice.

Tags: Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama personal trainer, Michelle Obama workout, Michelle Obama workout video, Michelle Obama Works Out

36 Responses

Gag me with a spoon.

skzion on May 20, 2015 at 8:29 pm

Me, too, SK. “Twas a grueling workout; it taking much of my strength to suppress the gag reflex.

I could only be tempted to view another such workout if done live with no less an inducement First Lady Gag Gag would be attempting to bench press her soul(less) mate, King Putt.

lee of the lower case "l" on May 20, 2015 at 10:19 pm

Well, Hanoi Jane is getting too old for this sort of thing, so maybe Mrs. Obama senses an opportunity. HJ’s fans will probably like her.

Little Al on May 20, 2015 at 9:42 pm

There is nothing remotely feminine about this hulking hag.

Markus on May 20, 2015 at 10:22 pm

How much exercise will it take for her reduce the size of that gargantuan ass of hers?

Markus on May 20, 2015 at 10:24 pm

Would ya?

the chosen one on May 20, 2015 at 11:18 pm

Coupled with the fact that absolutely no pictures of her while pregnant exist on the Internet and looking at her deltoids now, I am sure that she is a “he.” He was possibly a hermaphrodite at birth and they went male (which is often the case), but there is no uterus in that.

DS_ROCKS! on May 21, 2015 at 12:39 am

That’s a man, baby

Jack on May 21, 2015 at 12:41 am

Michelle is a woman. She has birth records. She is wearing yoga pants and there is no bulge in the crotch.

the chosen one on May 21, 2015 at 1:46 am

“no bulge”

I didn’t watch to see, but that’s not proof. If he’s taking estrogen, his nuts will have shrunk and also professional drag queens are known for their skills at taping, or tucking – or however they do it – their male genitalia to hide it from view in tight or form-fitting women’s clothing. Watch “Girls Will Be Girls” (excellent, funny flick) to see what I mean.

DS_ROCKS! on May 21, 2015 at 2:13 pm

chosen one: thanks for the horn dog view.

skzion on May 21, 2015 at 5:18 pm

S M Tenneshaw on May 21, 2015 at 3:25 am

Here’s one you missed, Debbie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qWuOtP9eZE

S M Tenneshaw on May 21, 2015 at 3:26 am

On the other hand, though, perhaps I am being unfare, oops, I mean unfair, to Mrs. Obama. She is certainly a well-er-rounded person. I look forward to her intellectual contributions to our society in the next few years, given her superb Ivy League education. Perhaps she can explain what our country will need to do in order to sustain her feelings of pride in us.

Little Al on May 21, 2015 at 4:59 am

With her super-fugly face, ain’t NOBODY interested in her boring workouts. I LOL every time I think to myself, “are we still pretending Michelle Antoinette Obama-Putin is beautiful”? I always LOL when Americans pretend something is what it isn’t in an “Emperor’s New Clothes” way because it amuses me I see thru’ it.

DS is correctamundo…this is The Wookie indulging in self-masturbatory narcissism. I rolled my eyes when I saw the clips last evo @ my gym. I’m more interested in Michelle Antoinette releasing a video that illustrates what she is REALLY like (angry & marxist & racist!) than anything else. Or a totally candid interview w/one of the 1st Obama-Putiniks sent off into the cornfield…Desiree Rogers. Have the media call me when THAT happens, otherwise, use her ratchet-faced workouts as torture for Moooooooslim Jihadis!

Skunky on May 21, 2015 at 10:34 am

That’s the first lady? I thought that was Aunt Esther.

John the infidel on May 21, 2015 at 10:39 am

Is there a video of her arm wrestling her hubby? That’d I’d like to see.

JeffT on May 21, 2015 at 10:39 am

OMaMa and Obama
Who is who and which is what?
Is she a he and he a she?
I thank the Lord that it ain’t for me
To figure out which one is she or he.
But if she be a he be and he be a she be
it surely does give me the Heebie-jeebies.

Michael Stanley on May 21, 2015 at 10:56 am

You have to keep in mind that she is probably still reeling from the effects or the horrible racism that her and her husband have been subjected to over their lifetime.

According to them, one time she was in a department store and a short person asked her to reach something that was high on the shelf. The horror, the horror.

Another time, according to them, they were at a swank restaurant and were standing by the curb, waiting for their car. Another customer asked Barry if he was the valet. The horror. So with these experiences of terrible racism, we should go easy on these two clowns…I mean people. It has probably traumatized them for life.

Al H. on May 21, 2015 at 1:17 pm

Boxing gloves on the First Lady of Narcissism, a black woman presumably?! How symbolic. How revolting that the FLOTUS has sunk to this. It’s one thing to go on a TV talk show (Republicans should be doing this) but you’re own exercise video with boxing gloves? She had a huge caboose in the recent past, so I wonder if she got some @ss-suction to reduce it so she could look less bulky. By the way, I have no problem with a big caboose on a gal, but this is a deception on her part if she had the fat removed from her behind (was the EPA notified?). She had that phony garden if you remember, with the vegetables transplanted from another garden.

Obama himself looks sickly and appears to be losing weight. I heard his drinking is up. Maybe he has AIDS or hepatitis. Maybe after office he’ll pull a Bruce Jenner. Everyone will yawn and say they already knew.

2 narcissists, perfect together.

Concerned Citizen on May 21, 2015 at 1:36 pm

Why all the bitterness and hostility about a mere exercise video prepared at taxpayers’ expense? The First Lady has to do something showing that’s she’s doing something other than flying around a lot and going on shopping sprees.

So why not show the First Lady doing things that Americans themselves can do? Like exercising? Eating? Brushing? Flossing? Going to the toilet? Bathing? The First Lady could set an example for each of us, providing video demonstrations of these daily activities. And I look forward to seeing those future installments of the First Lady’s noble efforts, and I thank her for sharing these things with the public.

Besides, the First Lady wants to show the public that those testosterone patches and anabolic steroid injections are working and can be successfully integrated into a healthy lifestyle. This is a time for experiencing great pride in our nation’s leaders, not tearing them down.

Ralph Adamo on May 21, 2015 at 1:48 pm

I think this comment is meant facetiously, but it is not really so facetious. We are constantly exposed to diagrams instructing us on almost all the things you mention: brushing, flossing, washing your hands after using the bathroom (one diagram I saw has 15 steps), etc.

Little Al on May 21, 2015 at 4:10 pm

Little Al, you’re right that it’s very difficult these days to express humorous sarcasm because the realities of our “real world” can be so crazy. That’s why some articles published in “The Onion” have sometimes been quoted as a valid news source (although the publication does bill itself as “America’s finest news source.”)

For example, given the situation over in California, I could envision Gov. Brown giving guidance, including detailed diagrams, on “proper” toileting so as to conserve water and minimize the use of toilet tissue, perhaps going so far as to even releasing official videos.

However, maybe I’ve said enough already. We don’t want some CA government bureaucrat any more ideas.

Ralph Adamo on May 21, 2015 at 5:58 pm

As Fred Sanford would say, “Put her face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies”.

MuzzCrusher on May 21, 2015 at 1:51 pm

This is on a par with her White House Garden in terms of wasted government resources. Why doesn’t Michelle try her workout in that garden? It might be less boring than seeing her look sour most of the time.

Worry on May 21, 2015 at 5:16 pm

REMEMBER: they need 2 Air Force One’s to tote the gargantuan baggage each of these megalomaniacs carry with them wherever they go.

Before long, they’ll need dual supertankers to haul their endless BS from place to place.

P. Aaron on May 21, 2015 at 8:10 pm

Boy what a difference its makes when there is a democrap in the White House. From Laura Bush who the libmedia though was an ugly uneducated hag to our current “accomplished” First Lady. As a matter of fact I saw our great and gracious Moochey doing her workout routine on the CtheBS early news show staring Obama cheerleader Anne Marie Green. Ms. Green was practically gushing while she described how fit the First Wookie was. It was enough for me to almost throw up my just eaten Coco Puffs. Sure she may workout and may be buffed (more buffed than the O’Wimp but who isn’t.) but who really cares? Only the liberals in the news, Hollyweird and in academia care about our First Jack Links Beef Jerky stand in. Those of us who actually pay attention know better. We know that this person is nothing more than an entitled, scowling, ill-tempered, narcissistic, all about me, chip on the shoulder larger that Mount Rushmore, racist harridan. Old Geraldine has given Killiary Benghazi Clinton a run for her money as the most annoying First Lady since the 80s. Just like Clinton when the Obamanation gets out of office we will have her Klingon mug running for the Senate or giving speeches at the NAACLP. The Obamas will also have their own slush fund er I mean nonprofit foundation in which one if not both of their daughters Sausage and Malaria will work after they’re done with college. It will be all about her when it’s all said and done because people like Moochellebacca just can’t help themselves.

Ken B on May 22, 2015 at 1:03 pm

@ Ken B:

Mark my words, Barry will try to become UN Secretary General & Angela Davis Jr. will MOST ASSUREDLY run for Senate, as you stated. And the media will treat their every utterance & fart as if they were still occupying the White House.

Cicero's Ghost (NB) on May 24, 2015 at 12:18 am

Ken B, that was delightful as usual. However, I didn’t understand the reference “Old Geraldine.”

skzion on May 24, 2015 at 11:13 am

Skzion, when I tell you that Ken B. meant Flip Wilson’s “Geraldine” you’ll be like “I can’t believe I didn’t get that at first”!

Ken B., your post was AWESOME! I’m still LOLOLing! 😀

S on May 24, 2015 at 9:47 pm

I can’t believe I didn’t get that. Thanks Skunky.

skzion on May 25, 2015 at 1:35 pm

Your tax dollars at work. Did they hire some school kids to shoot the video?
…of course not. It would have been better and waaaaaaay cheaper.

theShadow on May 22, 2015 at 9:33 pm

I think I’ll pass on Angela Davis Jr’s workout video. MAN, I’d love to see her in a boxing ring with Miss Debbie!!! Anyone wanna give an over/under on how long the fight would last?

Cicero's Ghost (NB) on May 24, 2015 at 12:13 am

I’d PPV to see her fight Mike Tyson while he’s all meth’ed up, wearing brass knuckles.

DS_ROCKS! on May 24, 2015 at 1:03 am

IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?

Panhandle on May 26, 2015 at 2:21 pm

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