November 28, 2005, - 4:44 pm
“Special Agent in Charge”: FBI Chief Runs After Terrorists on Treadmill
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Watching FBI Special Agent in Charge Daniel Roberts running off his Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing at Powerhouse Gym . . . minus $1.
Watching FBI Special Agent in Charge Daniel Roberts watching Fred Couples golf on TV . . . minus $2.
Watching FBI Special Agent in Charge Daniel Roberts’ jaw drop and pale face turn ever paler when I introduce myself as and as the author of website articles about him . . . Priceless.
For everything else, there’s .
Yes, that was Detroit FBI Special Agent in Charge Daniel Roberts I saw at a Detroit area Powerhouse Gym, on the treadmill in front of me, yesterday evening. I recognized him as , recently.
Since I’d written about him (, , and ), I noted he was running at a pretty fast clip (though not as fast as I) on the Star-Trac treadmill in front of me. I couldn’t help but wonder why–overseeing the Famous But Incompetent in the heart of Islamic America–he doesn’t run after Islamic terrorists as fast . . . or even at all.
I approached him and said, “Aren’t you Daniel Roberts?”
“Why, yes, I am,” said a blushing, smiling Roberts, sticking out his arm to shake my hand.
I shook it, then said, “Yeah, I recognize you from , and I’ve written about you on my website. I’m Debbie Schlussel. So nice to meet you.” As you can imagine, the jaw dropped, face turned white, etc.
Seeing Mr. Roberts’ strong interest in running and golf, we think he’d be a much better fit with the Secret Service’s Presidential Protective Detail. Like him, they don’t go after Islamic terrorists either. It’s not their job. Too bad that it IS his job. Because he doesn’t do it.
Instead, Roberts panders to extremist Muslims throughout Detroit, persecutes agents like Mike Thomas who do pursue Islamic terrorists, , and then . Empire building and edifice complex? Definitely. Fighting Islamic terrorism? No way.
And by the way, was that Jeep in the parking lot at the gym the same one we saw Roberts driving from the ? We certainly hope it’s not his tax-funded government “G” car, since driving that to the gym or on other personal business is strictly prohibited. Just wondering . . . .
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I bet Debbie looks great in real life. (Debbie call me.)
shleppy on November 28, 2005 at 7:47 pm