The average American is dumb and ignorant, and happy to stay that way, as long as he knows the football scores, the players’ names, and the date his check from the government arrives.

Jonathan E. Grant on October 23, 2013 at 3:55 pm

Typical low intelligence Obama voter

sal on October 23, 2013 at 4:09 pm

I didn’t know that solar bears ate polar bears’ eggs. That is so wrong. And BTW, if you thought Obamao vs Romney was a Hobson’s choice, how about O-Mao vs Al Gore? Yikes.

Joe Guiney on October 23, 2013 at 5:30 pm

The communist utopia envisioned by the CPUSA (McCarthy was right) of idiot proletariat masses, political elite and persecuted (and forced underground) free-thinkers is already here in its infant stage.

DS_ROCKS! on October 23, 2013 at 6:51 pm

Hmmmm..

I not concerned about Solar Bears vs. Polar Bears. PETA will take care of that issue. I wonder why they did not address the growing plague of land sharks in Minneapolis? I guess I’ll wait for the Nat Geo special.

Peter on October 23, 2013 at 7:56 pm

It’s all Halliburton’s fault. I know because I have smart friends in NYC who told me so.

It goes like this. The Polar Bears original habitat was living in the tops of sugar maple trees in Vermont. They were really brown bears. Then those white mofos, the Pilgrims came, and they wanted the syrup for their pancakes, so they could open The Vermont Country Store. They murdered the Indians, and went after the syrup. The polar bears fled to the cold Artic regions, and developed what LOOKS like white fur, because the snow froze to their bodies making them appear white.

Then, one day Dick Cheney and Condoleezza Rice ordered Chevron helicopters to be flown in to the Vermont woods, and the helicopters crashed and burned up all the maple trees. This was because Republicans hate nature and want to destroy the planet. So, there was no more maple syrup, and the few brown bears left in the tops of the sugar maple trees, the ones who didn’t pack up and go to the Artic, came down to the forest floor.

The bears got angry and started attacking people, and they went to The Vermont Country Store and demanded they plant new trees. The people at the store told them to go to heck, because they were using sugar maple forests in nearby upstate New York. Then, because the people who run The Vermont Country Store are descended from Pilgrims, they shot and killed the rest of the bears, and made them in to rugs and blankets.

That’s what friends of mine who voted for Albore told me. That’s why Bush stole the election from him, because he didn’t want the story coming out about Cheney and Rice.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 23, 2013 at 11:29 pm

To survive in nature, God gave us superior brain power and opposed thumbs, a magical combination. However, if all we have left is the opposed thumbs, we are doomed as a species. We fast approach a time when all we can do is curl in the fetal position, sucking our opposed thumbs waiting for the global warming tidal rise to take us our. These fools should consider the Heaven’s Gate option. Don’t forget the Nike shoes y’all.

Pete on October 24, 2013 at 10:47 am

Pete has summed it up perfectly. Two opposed thumbs, one Democrat, one Republican. No wonder we have such conflict, even our THUMBS can’t get along!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 24, 2013 at 10:53 am

I believe those people on the street were the same people from Canada who designed the Obamacare software. I’m so relieved that there was at least one guy who voted for Obama over Al Gore.

NormCBS on October 24, 2013 at 11:19 am

Albore, who has done nothing for the environment, but plenty for himself, building a net worth that is now equal to fierce, bad, evil, rich white, dog abusing Mitt Romney.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on October 24, 2013 at 11:27 am

DS ROCKS! is absolutely correct. I wonder how many of those polled were teachers.

Little Al on October 24, 2013 at 2:32 pm

Sooo do solar bears pick up sunshine during the day and glow in the dark?? If so, I want one! It could be entertaining to watch it chase some of my lib neighbors. I wonder if you can bring one of those to the dog park??

BarelyThere on October 25, 2013 at 2:07 pm

Another startling proof that passing an intelligence test should be a prerequisite to being allowed in the voting booth.

Mic on October 25, 2013 at 11:04 pm