By Debbie Schlussel
Hmmm . . . maybe they ought to change the name of the NBC show to “America’s Got Girlie-men Islam Pimps.” After all, the only “American” judge on the show, aging Baywatch lifeguard, King of Cheese and hero to Euro-trash, David Hasselhoff, is the newest volunteer pimp for Islam and the burqa. He’s also the latest D-List celeb to recognize “Palestine.”
“The Hoff” recently went on a trip to the No-Israeli-Jews-allowed Dubai and the United Arab Emirates, where he made pandering videos pimping their malls, artificial snow indoor skiing venue, and other tourist destinations. He was there looking for a studio in Dubai at which to film and produce a new TV show, to promote understanding of Muslims. And he also traveled to a place he calls “Palestine.” (Strangely, the Hoff chose not to post any videos from his trip to “Palestine,” where I guarantee his statements and behavior were even more barf-wothy.)

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Watch the video of “The Hoff” with his full-ninja-garbed Muslima fans from Saudi Arabia, who were shopping in Dubai, where this video was filmed. Note the local cameraman’s admonition to Mr. Cheesy-hoff: NO HUGGING! Ooooh. If he touched their black sheets, it’s just like having sex.

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And check out his pandering “peace and understanding” BS explanation of the vid:

We met these ladies from Saudi Arabia in Dubai (they’d come for the shopping) and it was very strange to me to see them so covered up! While I was in the Middle East though I learned that the reason they are so covered is because Allah told Muslim women in the Koran to be modest and that’s how they interpret it in Saudi Arabia. I love to learn about other cultures because I think it helps promote peace and understanding.
Talk to you all soon, In shahallah
DH

Yeah, learning how to pander to the full ninjas from Saudi Arabia promotes peace and understanding. . . all the way to the 72 virgins.
On an interview, this morning, on ABC’s airhead yenta-fest, “The View,” Hasselhoff talked about how all of these women in niqabs (face veils, or as I like to more accurately call it, “the full Ninja”) are, underneath their robes, sexy blondes in jeans. Uh, you keep telling yourself that, David. Memo to the Hoff: They don’t show women in bathing suits–read: “Baywatch”–on TV in Saudi Arabia.
Islamo-Pimp David Hasselhoff, You’ve Regressed a Long Way, Baby: From This . . .

To This . . .

Hasselhoff says that as soon as he saw these women had expensive Prada bags, he knew they were okay. Yes, because terrorists and those who sympathize with them never wear designer clothing or own expensive accoutrements. Talk about ignorance.
Here, Hasselhoff pimps the Sheikh Zayed mosque, named for Sheikh Zayed Bin Sultan Al-Nahyan, who started a paid speakers bureau for Holocaust deniers, 9/11 Truthers (who said Israel and the CIA did the attacks), and Neil Bush. The speakers were so vile that Harvard rejected money from Sheikh Zayed. But I don’t expect a pimping fool from “Night Rider” to do a tiny bit of research to figure that out.

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Writes the full of himself Hasselhoff:

Today we went to the Sheikh Zayed Mosque in Abu Dhabi and this place is amazing. It was built to honor Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan al Nahyan (the founder of the UAE) by his sons when he died. It houses the world’s largest carpet and the world’s largest chandeliers! Most mosques in Abu Dhabi are closed to non-Muslims, but this one has been opened to everyone to promote religious tolerance, which is a great thing.
I was so humbled to visit this mosque because, firstly, it was a beautiful building and an awesome sight. Secondly, it was a wonderful opportunity to see a mosque. I had never done that before and I learned so much from the experience. Despite the crowds, it was a very holy place and it is so much better to learn about other cultures than simply to exist in a world of blind prejudice and ignorance.
Thirdly, it was amazing how so many people knew me. It was so cool. I was blown away by all the nationalities, and I love Abu Dhabi for being such a multinational country. It was also so cool for me to spread love and bring joy to all the people I met today. I am so lucky to be able to do that and truly blessed. I hope we all learn that it is love that brings us all together and can really make the world a better place.

Are you fricking kidding me? This is a country that doesn’t allow Jews with Israeli passports or Israeli stamps in their passports into the country. This is a country that promotes hate, and from which the 9/11 hijackers operated and financed the attacks, a country that recognized the Taliban into December 2001 after the 9/11 attacks. This is “multinational”? This idiot is lecturing us about “religious tolerance” and “blind prejudice and ignorance”?! Of course, don’t expect this guy to have a clue, when he’s so obsessed with how “cool” it was that “so many people knew me.” Barf.
More video ipecac Hoff:

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Don’t forget that this poor excuse for an American entertainer was the one who cried on “American Idol” and then blamed his crying on President Bush and the War in Iraq. Uh-huh. I could watch these two videos over and over:

And don’t forget the drunk Hoff being videotaped by his teen daughter:

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More Hasselhoff pandering and promotion of Dubai. Notice how far down his shirt is unbuttoned. He’ll fit in very well with his Mid-eastern male compadres.

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Hilarious–the Arabic cameraman has to teach Hasselhoff how to speak basic English. Typical grad of Baywatch University.

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*** UPDATE: Somehow I doubt this will make Hasselhoff’s proposed TV show about the “tolerance” of the Islamic world, especially in Dubai.