June 18, 2009, - 11:05 am
The Family That Keeps on Givin’: Meet “Ricky Hollywood”
By Debbie Schlussel
Until now, I felt sorry for this guy because he and his family were being kept from seeing his son by an undue snobbery on the part of the mother’s family.
But now, well, a pox on all of their houses. This “extended” member of the family that keeps on giving is now trying to make it as a reality TV star under the name “Ricky Hollywood,” instead of doing what he should be doing: getting a job and fighting for custody of his kid and child support from the mother. Instead, he’s taking an awful cue from his baby’s mother (who recently appeared on the cover of People and on TV all over America, glamorizing teen single motherhood instead of caring for her kid) and tabloiding the hell out of his situation.
These days, 19-year-old Levi is a free agent, no longer engaged to Bristol and thus, no longer under the jurisdiction of the Palin clan’s image police. He’s still, nonetheless, crafting an image for himself, with the help of Tank Jones, his manager from Anchorage who has been coaching him on media appearances and schooling him in entertainment-industry etiquette for the past five months. . . .Now he’s got a baby to support–the idea is to pursue some type of career in Hollywood, whether it be acting or appearing on a reality show. Tank has been fielding pitches, including one for a reality show about hunting. . . .
Besides acting as Levi’s handler, Tank is his personal Tim Gunn and Henry Higgins all in one, instructing him on the subtleties of wearing a fedora and reminding him to be open-minded about the different types of people he might encounter. Tank is the ultimate 21st-century version of an American father: multicultural and media-savvy.
Barf. If this is the new “American father,” we’re doomed.
“I told him, you’re going to meet all different types of people,” interjects Tank. “Don’t overreact. Nobody’s going to hurt you. You gotta be accepting of all different types of people. You’re talking about dealing with Hollywood? You’re going to really meet some strange people.”
Yet, the concept of Levi and Tank working together is just as odd for Hollywood. . . .
Tank revealed [to Mario Lopez on “Extra”], Levi’s father is Mexican. (His mother is Canadian). . . .
“What we did was, we came up with an alter ego, Ricky Hollywood,” explains Tank.
“Levi is not lettin’ the cat out of the bag,” teases Tank. “He is fightin’ the stuff that he really loves, because he wants to stay cool for Wasilla.”
Yup, fighting for all the wrong things.
But with this baggage constantly out there–as the Palin family’s Kato Kaelin–it certainly won’t help the Republicans retake the White House, if a certain candidate is the nominee.
When you make a big deal out of David Letterman jokes, it brings out more stories like these–the baby daddy of your single daughter that did get “knocked up.” And “Ricky Hollywood” won’t be going away. Nor will priceless photo galleries like this one.
The Palinmessiah clan has become a national joke. If she is nominated, then Republicans deserve to lose. They are the antithesis of everything for which conservatism stands.
NormanF on June 18, 2009 at 12:12 pm