March 6, 2009, - 5:50 pm
L.A. Times Movie Writer’s Schlussel Obsession Continues, Big Hollywood Responds; Watchmaniacs Compare Schlussel, Ebert Reviews
By Debbie Schlussel
Remember Patrick Goldstein? He’s the Los Angeles Times Movie Writer who has this fixation with me. He stalks my reviews and comments on the great Big Hollywood site and elsewhere.
In his latest harangue, Goldstein writes a full column devoted to the dissection of my reviews and site and whines that he never heard of me before, and now my reviews are making waves. Heh. His biggest intended insult–since I like Ann Coulter, a great wit, talent, and intellect–is actually a huge compliment:
Schlussel makes the saber-toothed Coulter look like Miley Cyrus.
Anyway, our friend, the great John Nolte–movie critic and Editor-in-Chief of Big Hollywood (also a screenwriter and director)–writes a great response to Herr Goldstein, making one from me unnecessary, since I couldn’t possibly do better or even close to as good as John’s solid smackdown. A sampling:
My wife and I argue about once a year. It comes from nowhere and starts for no reason. It’s a cleansing of sorts where we burst into a litany of long held grievances: You live in the bathroom! You leave dirty dishes in the sink! You have the TV too loud at night! You drive too fast . . .! Anyone listening to this little rock throwing contest would think we were crazy, and this kind of “crazy” is what came to mind while reading the L.A. Times own Patrick Goldstein’s burst into a fit of rock throwing at Debbie Schlussel. . . .
Read the whole thing.
Meanwhile, some Watchmaniacs (my term for the blind worshipper dweebs who salivate over “Watchmen” and send the world’s wrath your way if you disagree as I did) have spent their oodles of time comparing my negative review of “Watchmen” to that of Roger Ebert (who gave it four stars). They concentrate on a certain area they seem to have more of an obsession with than they claim I do.
Schlussel vs. Ebert
swinging computer-generated penis frequently in your face on-screen
a naked blue man, complete with discreet genitaliashowdown!
Hahaha.
Obviously, the first quote is from my review, and it’s the accurate one. Roger Ebert loved this trashy movie.
As longtime readers know, this isn’t the first Schlussel v. Ebert. Roger and I have had our tangles (here, here, and here).
He even cited me in one of his movie reviews, in response. But he’s actually a nice guy, despite his completely wrong-headed politics, which often seep into his reviews and definitely dominated his support of Islamic terrorist Ibrahim Parlak.
goldstein….jewish
schlussel….jewish
maybe he just wants a date
uh debbie, your “review”, wasnt really much of one.
it was pretty much a skreed against hollywood, based on facts not in evidence.
if you had posted an intelligent review, stating calmly why you did not like the movie, not only would no one have commented, but you wouldve gotten no play either on the internets or in the msm.
and we cant have that…can we.
so of course, you filled the “review” with language and images that would get you noticed.
you screamed to the heavens that hollywood wants to pervert the children
you called people who watch films like this, idiots.
what exactly did you expect to happen?
thousands of fans of the book to come to your site and thank you for showing them the error of their ways?
too late.
have you checked the top 10 grossers in the movie biz? most are sci fi or comic book based
while you were sleeping, geek culture has taken hold
we are everywhere
we cannot be stopped
There is nothing wrong with your mind. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter.
We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
For the rest of your life, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your mind. You are about to participate in a great adventure.
You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… The Outer Limits
now please….go back to screaming about how obama is a commie bastard and how he is ready to turn america over to the islamic horde, just so he can buy his daughters bigger swing sets
uncle joe mccarthy on March 6, 2009 at 9:31 pm