January 6, 2009, - 5:59 pm
Less Blogging Today Because I Had To Go Screen This
By Debbie Schlussel
Since I try to screen all new movie releases so I can save you from bad ones and help you to the good ones, some days I just can’t put up as much as I’d like. Plus, there are the other activities I must do, for instance, a giant lawsuit against extremist Muslims I’ll be announcing in the coming weeks or months (stay tuned).
Today, I was at a screening of this–“Bride Wars.” Not allowed to post my review until it debuts on Friday, but if you read my site often, you can probably predict from this trailer what I think of it. Oh, and don’t forget how much one of its stars–Kate Hudson–hates Americans (see below). The feeling is mutual, hun.
Famous Kate Hudson description of those who made her a multi-millionaire despite zero talent:
Sometimes I’ll be walking down the street and I’ll hear some American and I’ll just go, “Of course they hate us, of course they can’t stand us.” We’re the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world. I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food, and we’re like, “Where’s the kaachup [sic] for our French fries.”
Speak for yourself, Ms. Hudson.
You’re suing extremist Muslims?
How can I help?
There is NO Santa Claus on January 6, 2009 at 7:58 pm