December 16, 2008, - 3:44 pm
SEEEEXY!: Meet the Shoe-Thrower’s Hot Sis
By Debbie Schlussel
This is Um Sa’aad (mother of Sa’aad, and probably 13 other ugly, anti-American kids), the sexy sister of Iraqi urinalist Muntadar Al-Zeidi, the guy who threw shoes at President Bush and should probably get a try-out with the Dearborn Jihadists NFL Expansion Team. His sister looks like she should be one of their cheerleaders. Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, eat your pork hearts out. By the way, someone didn’t get the fashion memo against mixing clashing prints.
As you probably know, her 28-year-old, violent, immature bro is being hailed as a hero around the Islamic world. But, wait, I thought they loved America, and that they were so peaceful. They’d never cheer on the throwing of shoes or grenades at Americans or planes at American buildings. Would they?
Oh, and speaking of that, it reminds me of Um Sa’aad’s fellow beauty pageant contestant, who was all over Greater Palestinian Barbaria on 9/11, celebrating and passing out candy.
Separated at Birth?: Sis of Shoe Thrower, 9/11 Celebrator . . .
Lovely bunch, these hotties. Smokin’. Total pinup babes–the kind they probably have calendars of in the back of Iraqi and Palestinian gas stations.
The thing is, the insides of those shoes of theirs are probably not more maladorous than the people wearing them.
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Al-Jazeera–Shocker!–takes up the shoe-thrower’s cause:
You’d be surprised (or not) by how many Americans support the Iraqi journalist’s throwing of shoes at Bush.
Norman Blitzer on December 16, 2008 at 4:05 pm