November 13, 2008, - 10:33 pm

Good News: New Bull Testicle Eating Champ Crowned

By Debbie Schlussel
I don’t get the people of New Zealand. They did the work some American won’t do–electing conservative, common sense leadership, while we elected a Selective Service Registration dodger.
But, then, they also have this bull testicle eating contest. Blechhhh! I’m not posting the picture, so gawk at your own risk. One word: Eeeeeuuuuuwwww.






7 Responses

It’s pagan and gentile, but not entirely foreign to Western, uh, tastes. Greek warriors roasted and ate the same on the banks of Troy.

Jeremiah on November 14, 2008 at 12:18 am

Oh man, I should have listened to you. Excuse me, please….

Blayne on November 14, 2008 at 8:03 am

We are the reverse of the world, we are electing Left Wing governments as the world looks to shed theirs. ECCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

Lebanesebetweentheknees on November 14, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Um… yeah…
We have a few heads of beef stock along with the dairy cows. We burn the “leftovers” for disease prevention when we castrate.
But to eat ’em! Yikes! If you HAD to… waste not – wan’t not, I guess.

bhparkman on November 14, 2008 at 4:35 pm

Dear Debbie;
I’m thinking Bull Testicle Thermidor? Bull Testicle Wellington. Bull Testicle under glass. Bull Testicle Pot Pie?
Mmmmm! Delish!
Sincerely;
EJO

EJO on November 14, 2008 at 7:29 pm

Definitely not kosher.

chsw on November 17, 2008 at 8:34 pm

The New Zealanders have banned kosher killing for everything except chicken, incidentally, Debbie. They are antisemitic scum. On this rare occasion you are wrong. They are not admirable people in any way—I lived there from 2006-2007.

Occam's Tool on January 20, 2011 at 8:51 pm

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