By Debbie Schlussel
There is no end to the absurdity that dominates the Department of Homeland Security. In addition to ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement), one of the worst DHS agencies, in terms of jeopardizing our national security is Citizenship and Immigration Services, which–as I’ve repeatedly documented–spends less than six minutes (!) per background check on each immigration applicant. This is the agency whose chief picked himself to get an award in a contest that illegally discriminated against U.S. born citizens.
Now, this week, the dysfunctional agency is holding its national convention in America’s only cross-dressing Sanctuary City, San Francisco. From one disappointed DHS tipster and patriot:

Debbie:
You no doubt know about the San Francisco “amnesty” program for illegal alien juvie crack dealers.
What you may not be aware of is that the Citizenship & Immigration Services (CIS) will be holding their annual nationwide conference for all CIS attorneys in that sanctuary city. From July 20th to the 25th in the Mark Hopkins, pumping thousands into San Francisco’s economy, all the while ignoring that city’s outrageous sanctuary policy. It never occurs to these bureaucrats to simply boycott all sanctuary cities!

Not only won’t CIS boycott San Francisco, it embraces it.
Where are the Village People when you need them? Methinks a new anthem is in order to replace “YMCA” or “In the Navy,” with some tribute to our incompetent friends at DHS and CIS.