June 19, 2008, - 9:48 am

Had to Change Our Bumper Sticker ’08

By Debbie Schlussel
Readers will recall that, last year, Democratic operative James “Serpenthead” Carville (not to be confused with fake Republican Michael “Serpenthead” Chertoff) announced he was searching for new slogans and bumper stickers for the Democrats and the 2008 Presidential election. At that time, I asked Department of Homeland PhotoShop chief David Lunde of Lundesigns to produce this one for the person at the time who I thought would be the nominee.
But since I was wrong–as many of us were–I’ve asked David Lunde to make some changes on the bumper sticker. Here’s the new, updated version. It’s all about “changing with the times.” Yes we can. Thanks, David!
BEFORE:

hillarybumpersticker2.jpg

Copyright 2007

Bumper Sticker Concept by Debbie Schlussel, Artwork by David Lunde

NEW AND (UN)IMPROVED:
newbitch08.jpg
Copyright 2008
Bumper Sticker Concept by Debbie Schlussel, Artwork by David Lunde

As you’ll notice, we didn’t have to come up with new theme songs for the Michelle Hussein Obama Presidency (let’s face it–as the Wall Street Journal reported, she’s runnin’ the show and Barack is along for the whipped ride):


FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR ’08 BUMPER STICKER IDEAS!






7 Responses

How about “The bitch is black ’08”?

Dogma on June 19, 2008 at 11:10 am

Michelles pose is appropriately evil looking.
A picture of michelles face posed directly in front of a horses ass (like what used to be in Hustlers A–hole of the month award) and then any slogan placed underneath would do. Michelle Obama, a first lady that would hate America as much as the Nation of Islam.

samurai on June 19, 2008 at 11:12 am

This is so hilary-ous! It would be great to see these bumper stickers as billboards all around the big cities. It says a lot. The art sketch of Michelle Oh-mama is worth a million words.
I hope they show this bumper sticker on SNL or Leno or some comedy show–complete with the Elton John song and all. Maybe you could stoke it Mike Church–eh, eh?
Hey Debbie, did/do you like ELO? I have never been able to appreciate them after learning years ago that a concert they did at the Silverdome was only a taped lip/music synch job. There was a to do about it. They sound pretty good, but faking a concert that people paid to see disgusts me.

BB on June 19, 2008 at 6:29 pm

There’s no question that Obama should become president, and his wife looks far too much like Condoleeza Rice, so I hate her for that. She reminds me of this conservative liar criminal. And Lord knows how many of them we have now. umm, all of them….

jeff on June 20, 2008 at 12:54 pm

Debbie: Yep — no question who wears the pants in that family. Every time I’ve seen them together, she’s in charge and he’s patiently waiting to get a word or two in edgewise (part of that may be that he’s incompetent at speaking “off the cuff,” and looks utterly lost without his tele-prompter).
Darth Me-shell also appears to have the brains in the outfit (albeit, she’s long gone over to the Dark Side — no pun intended), and he’s just along for the ride, happy as can be, blithe and ignorant at the same time, and just as stunned as the rest of us that he’s one step away from becoming Leader of the Free World.
P-w’ed, P-w’ed, P-w’ed.

theendisnear on June 20, 2008 at 9:23 pm

jeff writes, “…his wife looks far too much like Condoleeza Rice, so I hate her for that.”
Hating people for their looks — liberal bigotry at its finest.

DocLiberty on June 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm

This is a new low for Debbie Schlussel.I wonder who the real bitch is?
[Hating people for their looks — liberal bigotry at its finest.
Posted by: DocLiberty]
Conservative bigotry is just plain ugly and you DocLiberty are still a twit.

Norman Blitzer on June 22, 2008 at 10:27 am

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