April 2, 2011, - 10:42 pm

It’s Official: Charlie Sheen’s Detroit “Concert” a Disaster; Calls Sarah Palin a “Whore”

By Debbie Schlussel

First, I’m glad to note that Charlie Sheen’s claim that he is Jewish is FALSE, phony, a fantasy. Thank G-d. And, well, the reviews are in for America’s most famous nutjob’s attempt at a “one-man show.”  Charlie Sheen is a disaster on the Detroit stage of the Fox Theater, just as he is in real life.  Anyone who thought this spoiled jerk manchild had “good people” behind him who would write him a good show, well, they thought wrong.  And I’m glad he continues to self-destruct.  15 minutes almost up. Entertainment Weekly’s James Hibberd does the play-by-play of a bomb bigger than Hiroshima.  Best summation of what Sheen told the booing, idiotic audience who paid to hear him continue his unhinged, self-destructive decline:


Pot. Kettle. Black: Charlie Sheen Calls Sarah Palin a “Whore” in Detroit “Live Concert”

9:20 — People start booing. Sheen yells, “I already got your money, dude!”

Morons. And he’s laughing at them all the way to the bank.

Oh, and Sheen calls Sarah Palin a “whore.” “That whore Palin.” As readers know, I’m no fan of Sarah Palin, but a “whore”? In Sheen v. Palin, I’m solidly on Team Palin, no question. Uh, look in the mirror, Charlie . . . and at every disease incubator female you’ve been with.

Read the rest here, if you have too much time on your hands and nothing worthy to do with it. And even then, there are still a gazillion and one better things to do.

To all the suckers and idiots who–on top of wasting $25 to $80 a ticket to see Sheen self-destruct on stage–bought “Winning” and “Tiger Blood” T-shirts, how long ’til those become household cleaning rags? 3-2-1 . . . .




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36 Responses

He hasn’t shown he’s a class act with four letter words.

Your April Fools’ spoof was true to life… unlike many jokes that aren’t.

Charlie Sheen will never be Chaim Levine. Not in this life!

NormanF on April 2, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    Ha ha! Good for Charlie! Sarah is a skanky ho! Ha ha ha!

    SarahSux on April 4, 2011 at 7:51 pm

      You wish. Sarah Palin is a lady with class, smart and beautiful. Something you or Charlie will never have.

      JoeJ on April 6, 2011 at 1:03 pm

I really hope he takes enough drugs to die. I can’t stand this idiot.

Mike on April 2, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    To Charlie equating Governor Palin to a whore is a compliment.

    Phil Dayton on April 3, 2011 at 7:38 pm

      Just like calling you a Jack-Ass is an insult to a donkey. A donkey has more class in his left toe than you do in your entire body.

      JoeJ on April 6, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Looking at the review of the show, it seems to me that he was saying the same sort of things that prompted those people to buy tickets in the first place. What were these yahoos expecting?

Biff Tannen on April 2, 2011 at 11:55 pm

Debbie’s Twitter thread brought some of the Charlie whacknutjob fans out on the movie thread.

They were real intelligent in their responses. It goes to show just what trash appears on this site and they can’t even find the last two Sheen threads.

Idiots!

NormanF on April 3, 2011 at 12:12 am

I spent about 10 minutes Googling to see if I could find the name of the comedian that opened the show, but came up empty-handed. I wonder if whomever the guy is is going around from site to site, hacking in, and then erasing it (which is perfectly understandable). From now on, I’ll leave the investigative journalism to Miss Schlussel.

Irving on April 3, 2011 at 12:33 am

Debbie I’m disappointed Chaim Sheen isn’t even Jewish. I was already figuring he would go to Gaza and bring back GS. This all just proves that anyone who’s anyone in Hollywood is half Jewish at least by genital contact.

A1 on April 3, 2011 at 12:41 am

Incidentally, Chuck Lorre’s birth name was actually Charles Levine (or, to be more complete, Charles Michael Levine), so Sheen’s “Chaim” slur was particularly gratuitous in that context. (At least Debbie, on one of her posts about Natalie Portman, said right off the bat she was improvising on what Ms. Portman’s Hebrew name would’ve been.)

And as for his slur towards Ms. Palin – you can bet your bippy he would’ve NEVER used the “W” word towards the recently-deceased Geraldine Ferraro who, by what I could tell, only qualified as a “trailblazer” by dint of not only her particular, er, “plumbing,” but also because she was a typical doctrinaire leftist who supported the culture of death (as exemplified by abortion on demand) and the whole NOW agenda. (Or as Debbie said about Ms. Ferraro in the past, her “pro-family” record – as in Gambino, Colombo, Bonanno, Genovese, Lucchesi, etc.)

ConcernedPatriot on April 3, 2011 at 12:58 am

According to the Daily Rash, Oregon’s infamous “Moss Man” claims that Charlie Sheen’s hairpiece drove him insane! http://www.thedailyrash.com/?p=4816

Holly on April 3, 2011 at 2:32 am

Why does this story about Charlie Sheen have anything to do with Sarah Palin?
Sure he called her a whore,but why give her any more attention than need be?

Pete Bone on April 3, 2011 at 4:31 am

Sheen’s particular contemptuous attitude towards Ms. Palin is emblematic of the entire left-wing Hollywood establishment which is largely comprised of sexual degenerates and those whom Debbie has so aptly called “disease incubators.” He is a prime example of how the way one lives affects their thought processes (or in his case, lack thereof). Again, no-one in Hollywood dares use the “W” word (and believe me, I would not by any means recommend it) on the likes of Nancy Pelosi or Barbara Boxer or Ruth Bader Ginsburg (and not just because these Hollywood lefties agree with their politics).

Oh, and re my earlier comments on Geraldine Ferraro (whose husband was the real “pro-family” one, the reasons as specified above), I forgot one other leftist meme she supported: gun confiscation.

ConcernedPatriot on April 3, 2011 at 4:43 am

Debbie Shitsell = Khazar shiksa

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Free Free Palestine on April 3, 2011 at 9:23 am

    I understand why Debbie tags my response “awaiting moderation” and leaves them up. 🙂

    Let’s start with you and your handle.

    This is exactly why your kind will always be a failure.

    Without Jew-bashing, you’re worth NOTHING!

    But thanks for confirming what I already know.

    Bye!

    NormanF on April 3, 2011 at 12:46 pm

Charlie Sheen’s rants have all the makings of a drug induced turets episode. His current persona bring to mind the old public service announcement line, “This is your brain … This is your brain on drugs” with the eggs going onto a hot pan. OOOWINNING!

Raymond in DC on April 3, 2011 at 9:25 am

Carlos Estevez is a talented ‘comedic actor’. With a well written script, he can be quite funny. But there is a big difference in doing live stand-up. He is no Robin Williams folks. If he had strippers handing out free cigars, t-shirts and alcoholic beverages, the show would have been a success. He needs to disappear for awhile (12-20 years) because the public has just about had it, myself included.

#1 Vato on April 3, 2011 at 11:03 am

I would not be surprised if Sheen has ended up with irreversible brain damage due to his years of drug use – not unlike fellow train wreck (and lefty anti-Semite) Gary Busey.

ConcernedPatriot on April 3, 2011 at 11:07 am

Charlie Sheen is EPIC WIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vHT6b7u1_Y

Chrarlie Sheen Rocks The World on April 3, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Well, that clip really does not demonstrate your point, if you had one. Charlie Sheen has nothing to offer anyone who is not in a drugged up state. Also, his two physically abused former wives might not have the same favorable impression that you have of him. Mr. Sheen is just being the jerk he has always been, but now it is exposed. Those who are attracted to him now really do have to explain what their fascination, if not illness, is.

    Worry01 on April 3, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Anybody who bought a ticket to see this drugged out moron deserves to be cheated.

Also, am I the only one who thinks Charlie Sheen is suffering from tertiary syphilis? That’s when the syphilis spirochetes actually affect the brain.

Jonathan Grant on April 3, 2011 at 11:16 am

    @Jonathan Grant: That’s a new one on me. But if he does have signs of syphilis, on top of the past effects of drug use, then it wouldn’t be much of a surprise, would it?

    ConcernedPatriot on April 3, 2011 at 12:40 pm

No it wouldn’t be… if he never bothered to get treated for all the female disease incubators he slept with. 😉

What a classy guy!

NormanF on April 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm

Glad to see that this freak show appears to have bombed. Had it been successful, it might have continued on a broader scale and delay Sheen getting some sort of treatment. Another piece of good news is that idiot Mark Cuban, who at the very least facilitated this mess through his “Live Nation” enterprise, has been served up a failure. Exploitation of the physically or mentally infirmed is just not a good idea. All that said, this is merely a line extention of his NBA-degenerate exploitation.

Chuck Thomas on April 3, 2011 at 2:20 pm

I’m originally from Akron OH, so I did find it pretty funny when Sheen drew up his NCAA bracket with Akron advancing to the National Championship. Before you start laughing consider this: Akron is a soccer (you know, the game the rest of the world calls football) powerhouse. So much so that they recently won the National Championship in soccer, and have been in the final four or championship game on a regular basis in recent years. I thought Sheen’s pick might have shown that we were kindred spirits of some sort. Oh well, you can always dream (or hallucinate).

Other than that I have to agree with everybody else – the guy is nuttier than a fruitcake.

CornCoLeo on April 3, 2011 at 10:07 pm

I thought you’d list Sheen vs Palin as one more of those Alien vs Predator. Am surprised you picked one. Charlie would have been more accurate had he described Bristol – and he’d have incurred Sarah’s wrath as well: in this case, she’ll probably just ignore him

Infidel Pride on April 4, 2011 at 1:00 am

WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY!!! some mexican american goes to hollywood, him and his father and brother get jobs, the other two are talented, this one is NOT so he gets an agent that puts him in a series of film and tv productions that have OTHER TALENTED people in it to make up for his lack of talent, and rides the surfboard of fame’n’fortune for years until it crashes on a few rocks. meanwhile the media makes zillions and so does he, even in the aftermath as they sell dvds of said crashing on the rocks as part of a box set that includes a “winning DUH” t-shirt.

tad sharpe on April 4, 2011 at 7:21 am

Charlie Sheen is ill. What’s worse is the amount of attention he still gets as his train wreck of a life continues.

In Elizabethan England, the government banned the “sport” of bear-baiting, not just because it was bad for the bear, but because it was bad for the human participants as well.

Tanstaafl on April 4, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Yes, you sum it up. Thanks.

    Good Looking on April 5, 2011 at 3:40 pm

As Palin supporters and other conservatives describe Charlie Sheen as having “Palin-Derangement-Syndrome” (PDS). For Sheen to call Palin a “whore” is very childish and immature from him. Now what if let’s say Jeff Foxworthy or Larry The Cable Guy calls Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Diane Fienstien or any left wing woman a “whore”, I can guarantee you the fellow-travelling leftist will be all over Foxworthy or Larry The Cable guy and demand people boycott their shows and products. But don’t look for the left wing media to say “boo” to Charlie Sheen, because their apart of his moronic ilk and share the same rhetoric!

“A nation is defined by it’s borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on April 4, 2011 at 10:08 am

One thing I will give Charlie is this: at least we know what’s he’s about. In my opinion Tiger Woods is a much bigger scumbag – not only did he engage in much more depraved acts but also proved himself to be a complete phony.

Hopewell on April 4, 2011 at 11:50 am

I love Charlie Sheen, at least he’s honest about his life. There’s so many people living ugly lies, give the guy a break. He’s smart and funny and nomatter what kind of publicity he gains is making him that much richer. So if you want to stop hearing about Charlie Sheen then quit making comments because the press is eating it all up. He may be losing his mind but hes WINNING.

lynda on April 4, 2011 at 10:52 pm

Can’t anyone here get that upset about Sheen calling Palin a whore when one of the tag on this story is “that whore Palin”?

Pete Bone on April 5, 2011 at 1:10 am

Charlie Sheen’s is a Hollywood “whore,” shilling for the GOP hating leftists. To gain favor with progressives what better way to do it than rag on Palin- who by the way- is irrelevant, and yet, remains the #1 target of liberals. I think the left is insanely jealous, because of their inabiliy to equal her beauty. I mean, can you imagine Hillary in a bathing suit? Or, Janet Napolitano? PULeeeeze!

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