February 2, 2007, - 11:59 am

Dumbest New Word (For Hillary)

By Debbie Schlussel
Mamisma.”
It’s the pan-feminist word coined by a woman named Harriet Rubin writing in USA Today. She uses it to describe Hillary and says it’s the opposite of machismo. She defines it as:

femininity defined by mature and maternal qualities. It lets a female candidate make men look like wimps while doing the taboo-dance, enticing people to fall in love with her. . . .Mamisma makes a strong woman appear ultimately non-threatening.

Um, Hillary Clinton is a lot of things, but femininity, maternal qualities, and falling in love with her ain’t among them.

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Annoyingatrix

And I don’t know about you, but I’d take machismo over “mamisma” any day, any time in the White House.
I have a much better word for Hillary:
Annoyingatrix. No definition needed. (“Demasculinator” is a close second.)
And I’m sure my readers can come up with some more. . . .




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10 Responses

I thought the Julie Myers “Runaway Bride Eyes” picture was scary but that Hitlary pic really scares me.
This is going to be one very scary Presidential election.

The_Man on February 2, 2007 at 12:23 pm

For starters, “Madame MacBeth”
“Madame” as in a professional woman who discretely arranges liaisons for solicitous men, with this madame being married to that solicitous man.
As for MacBeth, pick a quote, any quote:
http://www.allgreatquotes.com/shakespeare_quotes_macbeth.shtml

Jeremiah on February 2, 2007 at 1:18 pm

Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts! unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe top full
Of direst cruelty; make thick my blood,
Stop up the access and passage to remorse,
That no compunctious visitings of nature
Shake my fell purpose.
***
Come to my woman’s breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murdering ministers.
(both from Act I, Scene V)

Jeremiah on February 2, 2007 at 1:23 pm

This instantly sprang into my mind:
MIASMA:
1) A noxious atmosphere or influence
2) A poisonous atmosphere formerly thought to rise from swamps and putrid matter and cause disease.
[Greek, pollution, stain, from miainein, to pollute.]
What foul miasma hath today the Clintons wrought? I would dain to do without.

timjansing on February 2, 2007 at 1:31 pm

Dear Debbie;
Read the book, “Hell To Pay”. Hillary Clinton is a Marxist. I know that’s not funny, or clever, but as far as I’m concerned, it’s the truth.

EJO on February 2, 2007 at 2:39 pm

“Mamarxist”

Jeremiah on February 2, 2007 at 2:44 pm

How about The Happy Snooker…

Freudianslippers on February 2, 2007 at 3:10 pm

Somehow this comes to mind when thinking about The Hillary.
1 WITCH. Thrice the brinded cat hath mew’d.
2 WITCH. Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin’d.
3 WITCH. Harpier cries: ’tis time! ’tis time!
1 WITCH. Round about the caldron go;
In the poison’d entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter’d venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot!
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
3 WITCH. Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches’ mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg’d i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver’d in the moon’s eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar’s lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
Act IV Scene 1

WillPower on February 2, 2007 at 5:26 pm

Often times a person’s name will reveal a lot about them. For a person will either fulfill the meaning or purpose of the name or they will do the opposite and exemplify the reverse. In Hillary’s case she has done the latter. Her name means “Cheerful”. Etymologically rooted back to Roman and Greek days, but she is anything but cheerful. She is GLOOMY and DEPRESSING.

Doug T on February 2, 2007 at 11:50 pm

Hillary Clinton is an elitist scumbag who has blood on her hands. Vince Foster anyone?
Anyone that votes for this crook is brain dead.

ScottyDog on February 3, 2007 at 11:08 pm

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