January 16, 2007, - 2:14 pm

Early Valentine: When Mahmoud Met Danny

By Debbie Schlussel
This is why Condoleezza Rice a/k/a “Condi Clueless” needs to be fired. While she’s wasted umpteen days trying to shove Israel into a fake solution of a conflict that will never end, she could have–and should have–concentrated on defeating Gucci Glasses Daniel Ortega in the Nicaraguan Presidential elections. But she didn’t. I warned about and predicted this in both 2005 and 2006. Danny made a comeback–sworn in, last week.
He claims he’s different now–no longer a Communist, but a “socialist.” From the looks of his new-found boyfriend, this weekend, I’d say, “Same ‘ole, same ‘ole.” This weekend, Iranian Prez Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made his first visit ever to Nicaragua in an effort to recruit friends to his anti-American agenda. No lie. That was his expressly stated purpose. And it appears from these pics that he was quite successful. I’ve provided a little Mahmoud/Danny theme song to go along with your viewing. While I like the beautiful, classy Toni Tennille’s version better, I gotta say the Justin Guarini version is far more appropriate (song written by Evil Zionists).

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When the Others Turn You Off, Who’ll Be Turning You On? I Will. I Will. I Wi-i-i-i-i-ll . . .

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Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

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Danny & Mahmoud Party With Nicaraguan Muslim Community

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The Radical Chic Captain & Tennille:

Love, Love Will Keep Us Together; Think of Me, Babe, Whenever…

Ahmadinejad Child Abuse in Managua:
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Bonus Mahmoud/Danny Love-Fest Music (this flashback also has a non-senior citizen glimpse of Donny & Marie and Olivia Newton-John at the end):




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2 Responses

All that hard work by the Reagan Administration flushed down the toilet thanks to Carter and Pan Arabists like Miss Rice. Now will somebody get me a real doctor, I’m gonna be sick!

Islamsnotforme on January 16, 2007 at 9:59 pm

I like the sound effects, but the Captain + Tennille? It’ll be days before I get that song out of my head.
When are we going to see some of the real footage from Mahmoud’s trip? Like his time spent oogling Nicaraguan strippers? Or getting wasted and teaching Ortega the proper way muslim men greet eachother, a la arafat. That picture of Ortega and arafat, look at them holding hands like that, they look like lovers. What world leaders hold hands like that? Arafat must have hit on every male world leader. He’s sooooo gross. That poor baby in the picture with Mahmoud looks freaked out, he knows he’s being held by the Devil.

CarpeDiem on January 17, 2007 at 4:25 pm

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