August 29, 2005, - 12:41 pm
Interesting New Palestinian Names for HAMASastan Settlements
By Debbie Schlussel
For someone who claims (and we all know he’s lying) that he’s against terrorism and opposes HAMAS, Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas sure isn’t acting like it. In the first official acts following the Gaza giveaway, Abbas’ cabinet secretary general, Samir Huleileh, announced that the PA is discussing new names for the evacuated Jewish settlements and surrounding infrastructure.
Among the proposed names are Yasser Arafat, and HAMAS founder and spiritual leader Sheikh Ahmed Yassin. In the past, Abbas–in his first act as then-Palestinian Prime Minister–named a town square in Ramallah, “Al Alinah Amani Square,” after a homicide bomber in Iraq who murdered American soldiers.
Other names used will be those of martyrs and important events and figures in “Palestinian history.”
Here are some other names I propose for the newly acquired areas of HAMASastan:
* 72 Dark-Eyed Virgins Strip Club (Concubine Rental Available; See for details)
* Uday & Qusay Memorial Bathhouse and Olympic Training Center
* /Gloria Steinem/Christianne Amanpour Exploding the Glass Ceiling Institute for the Study and Advancement of Female Martyrs
* Glamour Shots Last Photo Studio for Martyrs, located next to the Hanan Ashrawi Beauty Salon and Plastic Surgery Center
* School for Professional Car Thieves, Criminals, and Aspiring Congressmen
* Black September Olympic Stadium
* & Useful Idiots Outhouse
* / ICE Double Agent Global
* / Evil Zionist Conspiracy Theory Movie House (Morgan Spurlock Supersized Islamist BS Theater available for overflow)
* “No Such thing as Islamic Terrorism” Palestinian Law Enforcement Training center
* School of Jihad Journalism (Gaza and Dearborn Bureaus)
* HAMAS Horse Farm and Love Center
* Fatah Fake Fatwas against Terrorism Forgery Clinic
* (new flavors: Fatwa Chocolate Chip; Destroy America Double Fudge; Sorbet; Throwing Rocks Rocky Road; High-Fat Explode Your Belt Vanilla; Multiple-Wives Rainbow Sherbet; Kill the Jews Crunch; Yasser Swiss Chocolate Bank Account; Pistachio Jihad; Concubine Cherry; Shaheed Allah Moose Tracks; Rafah Weapons Tunnels Rum Raisin; Karine A Karamel Kreme)
Additions welcome in the comments section . . . .
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Robbins-Penn school for blind, dumb and politicaly retarded.
Franken-Garafalo clnic for the insane (Specializing in Career Suicide)
Uncle Tim on August 29, 2005 at 7:02 pm