November 15, 2006, - 11:22 am

Fat & Happy: Michael Moore is Back to Gloat

By Debbie Schlussel
Remember flabulous filmmaker Michael Moore’s recent plea to help the Dems win the mid-term elections. Well, now, he’s back to gloat.
Here’s the beginning of his hypocritical, moralistic lecture (We’re his “brothers and sisters”). Love the part where he tells us what he and the Dems will “do to us”–is that a threat?:

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
A Liberal’s Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives …by Michael Moore
To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters,

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I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week’s election. You’re worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don’t want it to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many promises left unfulfilled. You are in a funk, and I understand.
Well, cheer up, my friends! Do not despair. I have good news for you. I, and the millions of others who are now in charge with our Democratic Congress, have a pledge we would like to make to you, a list of promises that we offer you because we value you as our fellow Americans. You deserve to know what we plan to do with our newfound power — and, to be specific, what we will do to you and for you.
Thus, here is our Liberal’s Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives:
Dear Conservatives and Republicans, . . . .

Blechhhhh! Read the rest at your own blood pressure peril.
Thanks to Reader Casey for the tip.




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7 Responses

From the freak’s column, “”It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God,””
And here I thought Moore was a rich man. Poor, average Joe Michael must be living in a quaint little cabin barely scraping by, poor guy.
Was Moore elected? He sure sounds like he thinks he was elected el presidente. It’s amazing how deluded this guy is by lecturing us.
For real, thank you, Michael Moore! I can’t wait for these condescending, smug creeps like Moore to remind America why we detest them so much.

Jeff_W on November 15, 2006 at 12:05 pm

They don’t call him Michael Moron for nothing.

FreethinkerNY on November 15, 2006 at 12:06 pm

I didn’t read his whole deranged spiel, but it sounds like he’s deluded regarding how much “power” they have. They’ve been called a “lame duck Congress” for a reason.
It’s also up in the air how long they’ll retain that majority. Already the party that has taken over both houses thanks in large part (according to polls) to Republican corruption has shown how in touch with America it is by favoring two corrupt congressmen – Murtha and Hastings – for high-level posts.

S. Rowley on November 15, 2006 at 12:31 pm

He is such a hypocrite. HE and millions are in charge? God Lord. I have had it with him and his band of limosine liberals (including my own mother I am sad to say). I am sure he is very self satisfied eating his krispy kremes in his massive Torch Lake home- far far far away from the great unwashed populus he professes to speak for.
On a side note- I used to work for a major airline at JFK and he would always DEMAND a free First Class upgrade. Well, I guess his wide load backside would be pinched by a standard 24 inch aircraft seat, He was rude and abrasive to airline reps and skycaps. I can only imagine how he treats a waiter who isn’t quick with the all you can eat refills….

MarySJ on November 15, 2006 at 1:13 pm

Michael Moore: the Mishegas from Michigan.

Jeremiah on November 15, 2006 at 3:24 pm

He is in charge? Did they have an election for national spokesperson for The most pompus fast food and doughnuts spokeperson that I didn’t read about?
Did any Dem politician pair themself with him? I didn’t see any because he was a major part of the turnoff to people.
No wonder he wants universal health care because he wants somebody else to pay for all the angioplasties his lard butt is going to need.

cbielinski on November 15, 2006 at 3:56 pm

Debbie, make sure you hang on to this little letter of his so in the future when none of it has happened you can belittle him point by point.

Stealthkix on November 15, 2006 at 4:36 pm

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