July 7, 2010, - 10:38 am
HILARIOUS: Obama’s Immigration Chief Focuses on “Important Issues”
While the Obama administration focuses on suing Arizona for doing the job he won’t, Barack Obama’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) chief John “Moron” Morton focuses on the important issues of ICE, which–hint, hint–have zero to do with immigration enforcement or customs laws, or even law enforcement at all. Rule of thumb: when lacking the necessary changes in substance- always important to emphasize the changes in form. ICE . . . We Make Sure You Get Our Signatures & Titles Right!
Moron’s Priorities: Obama Immigration Chief John Morton
Wants You To Get His Signature Right
Note that this ICE directive–sent to many agents and officials beyond those listed in the “To” line–is marked “high importance.” Yes, we know what IS of high importance to Obama’s Homeland Security people . . . and what ISN’T. Your tax dollars at work, people:
From: [name of ICE official redacted]
Sent: Tuesday, July 06, 2010 4:53 PMTo: [Names Redacted]
Subject: Guidance Regarding Signature Blocks for Senior ICE Leadership
Importance: HighContinuing with the changes noted earlier, please note the following:
As a result of the recent internal realignment of ICE Offices, the signature blocks for ICE senior leadership have changed. Effective immediately, the following signature blocks are to be used when preparing materials for senior ICE leadership signature:
Mr. Morton
Use the following signature block for all ICE correspondence and materials prepared for Mr. Morton’s signature.
John Morton
Director
***
Mr. Peña
Use the following signature block for all ICE correspondence and materials prepared for Mr. Peña’s signature.
Alonzo R. Peña
Deputy Director
***
Mr. Dinkins
Use the following signature block for all ICE correspondence and materials prepared for Mr. Dinkin’s signature.
James A. Dinkins
Executive Associate Director
Homeland Security Investigations
***
Mr. Chaparro
Use the following signature block for all ICE correspondence and materials prepared for Mr. Chaparro’s signature.
James Chaparro
Executive Associate Director
Enforcement and Removal Operations
***
Mr. Ragsdale
Use the following signature block for all ICE correspondence and materials prepared for Mr. Ragsdale’s signature.
Daniel Ragsdale
Executive Associate Director
Management and Administration
Thank you,
[name of ICE official redacted] for Theresa Pauling
Well, at least, this isn’t his usual Islamo-pandering to open anti-Semites.
Hey, since he ordered all accused violent criminals freed until trial–so they can disappear and never face justice or deportation–we have to focus on the important threats . . . like incorrect signature blocks.
Tags: Barack Obama, ICE, Immigration, Immigration Chief, Immmigration and Customs Enforcement, John Morton, memo, Moron, priorities, signature, signature block, title
it is a shame they have to use such small font to fit their over blown titles on their business cards.
ender on July 7, 2010 at 11:10 am