May 24, 2006, - 1:23 pm
Homeland Security?: Mr. Burns Visits USA Today
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Today’s USA Today spends its entire op-ed page on an interview with Mr. Burns a/k/a Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff. USA Today’s questions were softballs. They glaringly did not even mention the just-released .
He says a lot of things. He claims US-VISIT, which requires U.S. entrants to put their fingerprints on a computer screen, works to stop terrorists–it DOES NOT, and doesn’t track anyone very well once they disappear into the abyss. He says, “Sealing the border is a tall order.” We’re glad he can rhyme when making excuses for not getting the job done.
To all this and the rest of his interview, we say, Don’t Believe the Hype. All Talk and NO Action.
Tags: a/k/a Homeland Security Secretary, Burns Visits, Debbie Schlussel, John Waters, just-released Inspector General, Michael Chertoff, United States, USA Today
Dearest Deb—WHEN you gotta add an a.k.a. to a nickname it’s obviously NOT working…on your side of the fence Curtis Sliwa came up with SUICIDE BOMBERS and the etymologists will have to sort it out some day, but i’m quite sure REPUBLISCUM and LIMBAUGHNISTAS are all mine.
Your readers MIGHT get a laugh out of this Howard Dean & the coming of Tann post over @ the “dailykos”— http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/5/24/14937/9081
EminemsRevenge on May 24, 2006 at 2:27 pm