July 28, 2016, - 1:49 pm
Tim Kaine, Shmegegge: Speech of the VP-Wannabe of Mexico Was a Total Bomb
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So, to sum up putz Tim Kaine's epic fail speech: Spanish, Spanish, Bad Donald Trump imitation, Spanish, Trump, Spanish #tcot #gop #DNCinPHL
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Bad Trump Imitation, Spanish, Spanish Lesson, Spanish, Bad Trump, Spanish Lesson, Bad Joke, Spanish.
That’s my summary of Vice-President-Wannabe Tim Kaine’s boring, disjointed, silly speech last night at the Democratic National Convention a/k/a DemComicCon in Philly. It was a BOMB.
Who Wrote Tim Kaine's disjointed, boring speech – Dave & Buster? #tcot #gop #DNCinPHL #TimKaineSuxxx
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Like many of you, I already know of Kaine’s history of Islamo-pandering (which dates back to his days as a Catholic missionary, his earlier career as a “civil rights lawyer,” and the beginnings of his Social Justice Warriorhood). But his eyebrows and his look reminded me of the late great Jonathan Harris’ “Dr. Zachary Smith” on the vintage TV series “Lost In Space.” And I could hear the robot shouting, “Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!” Danger, America! Danger!
Tim Kaine reminds me of Lost in Space Dr. Smith (apologies 2 the late great Jonathan Harris) #tcot #gop #DNCinPHL pic.twitter.com/laxfspzB4k
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Haha! spot on! https://t.co/eGQdQ6jqDi
— Sharon M, MI (@smich61) July 28, 2016
Then, there was the speech, about half of which was in Spanish. I mean, is this guy running for Veep of the U.S. or El-Veep of Mexico? If you heard the speech, you’d assume the latter. I speak several languages, none of which is Spanish, so I hadn’t a clue what this putz was saying. This is America, chump. SPEAK ENGLISH. A guy who speaks in Spanish (and I include George W. Bush in this category) is a guy who wants to practice identity politics, engage in multi-culturalist double-speak, and further divide America. We used to have things that united us all–TV shows, shared experiences, and the same language: English. If we don’t share that, then what do we share? I’m not sure there is anything common to Americans anymore. There is nothing that unites us . . . because dumbasses speak in Spanish while running for office in the United States of America. Pretty soon, many of them will speak Arabic while doing so . . . as they already do in Dearbornistan, Dearbornistan Heights, and Hamtramckstan, Michigan.
By the way, if Kaine was gonna speak any Spanish, he needed to tell us, “Yo Soy Moron.”
Tim Kaine, THIS IS AMERICA. Speak bleeping ENGLISH! #tcot #gop #DNCinPHL #TimKaine #TimKaineforMexicoVP
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Since I speak ENGLISH I can't understand half of what this Mexican VP wannabe Tim Kaine is saying. Speak English Bitch! #tcot #gop #DNCinPHL
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Why is this putz Tim Kaine giving me a Spanish lesson? I thought he was running for US Prez. #tcot #gop #TimKaine #DNCinPHL
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Ouch LOL. Kaine looks like fun house mirror Neil Diamond. Weird punim. https://t.co/9frrUMKZDA
— Jeff (@JeffinPhx) July 28, 2016
[DS: “Punim” is Hebrew and Yiddish for “face.”]
In addition to mucho Spanish–and several failed Spanish lessons–this guy, Kaine, did several very bad, epic fail Donald Trump imitations. They bombed. Who the heck told this guy he does a good Trump impression? My friend’s 10-year-old son does a better Melania imitation. You could tell this person, Kaine, has a lot of yes-men (and yes-women) surrounding him–that they let him do that failed Trump imitation on the stage, not just once, but several times. It was like watching a bad cattle call for Last Comic Standing.
Um, Who Told Tim Kaine His Donald Trump Imitation Was Good? HIllary Totally Punted Picking This Lightweight #tcot #gop #TimKaine #DNCinPHL
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
And all of the Spanish and the bad Trump impressions were distracting. I can’t remember most of what this guy said–that of it I could understand. All I remember was that he mostly attacked Trump and embraced liberal tripe. But it just wasn’t memorable at all. Because this guy isn’t memorable.
The main thing that I noted was what a lightweight this guy is. A total empty suit. A complete nothingburger. Not in the least bit impressive. Not even close. He reminds me of a bland doctor or accountant droning on and on. Or maybe the neighbor mowing the lawn.
@WinterbleShow @timkaine @760kfmb So spot on. Such a lightweight. I feel like this guy is my dermatologist (or proctologist). Yikes
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Every single other person who was on Hillary’s short list heard this speech and was saying to him-and-herself, “I lost out to this chump?!” The guy is a nothing, a putz, a shlemiel (the guy who spills the soup) and shlemazel (the guy on which the shlemiel spills the soup) at the same time, and the very walking definition of shmegegge. Not that I intended to give you a Yiddish lesson, but this guy embodies a ton of common Yiddish nouns, none of ’em good.
Elizabeth Warren is fuming right now: "Sexist Hillary picked this Lightweight over ME???!!!" #tcot #gop #DNCinPHL #TimKaine Tim Kaine
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Mike Pence is gonna blow this guy away in the VP debates. I can’t wait.
This Tim Kaine Fraud is a Total LIGHTWEIGHT, not good enuf to wash Mike Pence's feet #tcot #gop #TimKaine #DNCinPHL
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) July 28, 2016
Whatta putz that guy, Tim Kaine, is. What a nothing. A total zero.
Gotta say it: this guy makes me miss Creepy, Crazy Uncle Joe (Biden) already. At least he gave us non-stop comedy gold for nearly eight years.
Debbie’s salient point for me was about having nothing that unites us these days. Exactly.
And I DO appreciate the Yiddish lesson, by the way. My mother used a bit of Yiddish around the house, picked up mostly from her mom, the 1905 Ellis Island Grandma the seamstress from Bialystok, Poland.
By the way Debbie, thanks also for giving me a picture of something. I KNEW this guy was weird looking, just couldn’t place it. I never really watched that show, so didn’t have much of a reference, LOL!!!
And no, I didn’t watch a minute of either Convention, as I don’t watch such stuff, nor do I watch any television news, unless I’m at someone’s place and they have a TV on. But I do see clips when prompted by an interesting article, or something that piques my curiosity.
Alfredo from Puerto Rico on July 28, 2016 at 2:01 pm