December 20, 2015, - 10:47 pm
HILARIOUS VIDEO: Miss Universe Host Steve Harvey Announces WRONG Winner for 3 Mins (After Endorsing Gun Control); Miss USA Calls for Gun Control, Miss France Pro-Terrorism, Miss Puerto Rico Kicked Out Over Islam in Obama-Tied PC Pageant
Miss Universe Crown Removed From Miss Colombia 3 Minutes After Steve Harvey Announced the Wrong Winner
I don’t know what’s getting worse at these beauty pageants–the moronic quality of the hosts (who can’t read English) or the political correctness. My favorite pageant moment EVER happened on TV tonight, when fluent-in-Ebonics Miss Universe host Steve Harvey demonstrated that his English reading skills are even worse than we had originally diagnosed: he read the name of the wrong winner, and Miss Colombia was wearing the crown and sash, basking in the glory, for a whole three minutes until he came back and announced he made a mistake and read the card wrong. This was after he openly called for more gun control and two contestants made ridiculous political comments earlier in the Obama-tied, PC show, plus another contestant was suspended for speaking the truth about Islam. You MUST watch the video, below, and remember, as I always say, RIF–Reading Is Fundamental!:
Um, is there a politically correct term to use instead of “[Native-American] giver,” to describe what happened here?
Keep in mind that Sofia-Vergara-lookalike Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez, doesn’t speak English, so she had no clue what was going on during the three minutes that she thought she was Miss Universe and thereafter. And how awkward was it for Miss Philippines, Pia Alonzo, to have to just stand there instead of claiming her crown and sash off of the Colombian chick? (Miss Colombia is much prettier than Miss Philippines, but Miss Philippines is classier and gave a VERY pro-American answer about having an American military base in her country, after initially mentioning America colonizing the Philippines.)
Later, Harvey tweeted this apology. Notice anything wrong? I guess I shouldn’t talk because I’m the queen of typos. But these weren’t typos on his part–he believes those are the proper spellings.
By the way, all of this happened after a completely moronic show on which Miss USA, Olivia Jordan, called for more gun control laws, saying:
I think it’s incredibly important that all individuals have the right to protect themselves and feel safe, but I also think that sometimes we need to look at safety as a whole — more than just our personal safety. So I think we need stronger regulations.
Harvey agreed with her, and Miss France, Flora Coquerel (who is half Arabic/Muslim Beninese), said we must “listen to the terrorists.” What moronic planet are these imbeciles living on? Oh, yeah–it’s Earth. The pageant–which is no longer owned by Donald Trump–has major PC/Obama ties, detailed below.
Also, Miss Puerto Rico, Destiny Velez, was suspended from the competition for telling the truth on Islam and supporting Donald Trump on Muslim immigration. But, of course, she did the usual thing cowards do: she apologized, and it didn’t help her much.
The 20-year-old fired off a series of tweets to filmmaker Michael Moore after Moore posted a picture of himself outside Trump Tower in New York City holding a sign reading, “We are all Muslim.” Moore’s action was in response to the proposal from Republican frontrunner Donald Trump to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. Velez proceeded to tweet at Moore a picture of herself holding a sign that read “We are all believers in Christ,” saying: “Why are u defending Muslims that haven’t done nothing for the USA?” “All what Muslims have done is provided oil & terrorize this country & many others!!!!” she added.
“There’s NO comparison between Jews, Christians & Muslims. Jews nor Christians have terrorizing agendas in their sacred books.” Other tweets included: “Muslims use our constitution to terrorize USA & plant gas stations” and “All they do is build their mosques, feel offended by American values and terrorize innocent Americans and plant gas stations and get guns and kills innocent ppl and destroy precious artifacts.”
After the Miss Puerto Rico wimpanos suspended her, she backtracked:
Velez deleted her Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram and issued an apology. “I apologize to the people I have offended with my words. I am first and foremost an #UpStander and as such I stand up against bullying,” she said.
Oh, and did I mention that low-class pageant judge Perez Hilton a/k/a Mario Lavandeira Jr. announced that he’s so happy that Donald Trump no longer owns the pageant (Trump was stupid to give Hilton his break on “The Apprentice” and as a judge on his pageants to begin with)?
I’ll bet Trump is having the last laugh with this epic failure on live national TV. Remember when NBC dumped his Miss USA pageant earlier a few months ago, after Trump denounced some Mexican illegal aliens? Because of political correctness, Trump was unable to get major networks (including Rupert Murdoch’s FOX) to carry his pageants. So, he was forced to sell the pageants to WME-IMG, the agency run by CEO Ari Emanuel, Rahm Emanuel’s bro and Michael Moore’s agent. Now you know why PC rules at this pageant.
It’s ironic that some of my Twitter followers had tweeted me earlier in the show that Steve Harvey has problems reading and comprehending complete sentences and, therefore, has trouble following a teleprompter. Apparently that applies to cue cards, too.
Too bad he didn’t have Barbara Billingsley onstage as his interpreter.
Follow me on Twitter . . .
STFU BITCHES!: Miss USA & Host Steve Harvey Endorse Gun Control #tcot #gop #STFU #2ndAmendment #MissUniverse2015
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) December 21, 2015
STFU BITCH! Miss France Says "We Need to Listen to the Islamic Terrorists" #tcot #gop #islam #jihad #MissUniverse2015
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) December 21, 2015
WTF is wrong w these idiots? Miss USA Endorses Gun Control, Miss France Says We Should Listen 2 Terrorists #tcot #gop #MissUniverse2015
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) December 21, 2015
@DebbieSchlussel steve harvey is terrible… he cant read basic sentences fluently
— R. J. Bigelow (@rjbigelow) December 21, 2015
@DebbieSchlussel steve harvey is almost as bad as al sharpton fighting a teleprompter
— R. J. Bigelow (@rjbigelow) December 21, 2015
@DebbieSchlussel So if you want to do well in #MissUniverse pageant, you'd better spout liberal talking points.
— D'Pen (@gr8tale) December 21, 2015
HAHAHAHA! Steve Harvey is such an idiot he announced wrong contestant as #MissUniverse2015 & Then 2 mins Later Had to Backtrack #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) December 21, 2015
HAHA! Bleepin Moron Steve Harvey can't read, announced wrong contestant as #MissUniverse2015 & Then 2 mins Later Had to Backtrack #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) December 21, 2015
@levinemarty2 Ain't dat da understatement of the year!
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) December 21, 2015
Maybe Steve Harvey doesn’t support gun control. Maybe he just read the #2A winner’s card wrong? https://t.co/1Pl49v3z6K
— David (@AngryDingo) December 21, 2015
@DebbieSchlussel Steve Harvey advocated for gun control while helping Miss USA finish her answer. Me: Gun control advocates can't read.
— Fred Taub (@BoycottWatch) December 21, 2015
Breaking News: #SteveHarvey just realized his name is actually Harvey Steve – he had been reading it wrong for years.
— Fred Taub (@BoycottWatch) December 21, 2015
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“Miss Colombia is much prettier than Miss Philippines, but Miss Philippines is classier” DS
Sorry Deb, but this is why women shouldn’t judge beauty contests. I don’t know who’s classier but Miss Philippines would be my choice in the beauty department.
TS: In my opinion, Miss Colombia is more glamorous, whereas Miss Philippines is a timeless, classic beauty. When they are both 50, Miss Colombia won’t look so good, and Miss Philippines will still look very good. Beauty pageants are usually not about timeless, classic beauty. DS
theShadow on December 21, 2015 at 1:03 am