October 14, 2015, - 4:00 pm
Who Won the King of Marxism Debate? Larry David/George Steinbrenner/Bernie Glassberg
A lot of people are e-mailing me, asking for my take on who won the King (or Queen) of Marxism debate last night. My answer is: why do you care? And how could anyone say Hillary Rodham Cankles won the debate? And why does Bernie Sanders sound way toooo much like a certain Seinfeld alum?
Since I don’t have cable (and haven’t since 2000, because I don’t need to watch “The Real World,” season 5,472), I forced myself to listen to part of the Democrat Presidential debate, last night, on the radio. And I thought that all of the contenders sounded infinitely smarter than Hillary Clinton, so I can’t understand why anyone thinks that cackling hag won anything. She didn’t.
The guy who did win sounds way too much like George Steinbrenner on “Seinfeld” a/k/a Larry David. Exactly like him. Bernie Sanders has the voice of Larry David and the views of enviro-nut Laurie David a/k/a the Poop Nazi (“Just one square of toilet paper for you!”). Listen to the audio below of Bernie Sanders and Larry David. It’s an acute version of audio separated-at-birth.
Larry David:
Bernie Sanders:
The thing is, with the exception of Jim Webb, who is essentially a liberal Republican or an extinct dinosaur of a conservative Dem, I felt like I was listening to the debate of who gets to be the new Marxist chief of America (with apologies to Marxists). Which of their ideas isn’t off the Marxist deep end and totally nuts (other than Webb’s rightful dismay over the Iran deal–dismay which has no place in the donkey party)?
Sadly, Bernie Sanders’ (ne Glassberg) statement that the American people don’t care about Hillary’s e-mails is true. Americans are too stupid, too simple, too Kardashianized and Real Housewived, to care or to even get it. They don’t understand what’s wrong here. And that’s the problem with many of the Republicans’ grandstanding pseudo-investigations (that never really amount to much but preening for the cameras and letting Hillary manhandle them in the end). The Benghazi investigations have gone nowhere. The e-mail investigations will go nowhere. Americans don’t want to know and they don’t want to take the time to understand. That’s why the Clintons have had not nine–but 9,000–lives. Whitewater, the Rose Law Firm billing record, Hillary’s cattle futures investments, Webb Hubbell, Monica Lewinsky, lying under oath. It all disappears and runs off Hillary’s and Bill’s backs.
So, who do you think won last night? And why? Do you care? I really don’t. Sadly, I think none of it matters. I think Americans will look past it all and Hillary will be President, probably after beating GOP nominee Donald Trump through illegal alien votes, election fraud, and the usual other M.O.s of the Clintons.
And then the real bad stuff begins.
You thought Barack Obama’s two terms were awful (and they were; beyond awful, in fact)? Wait until Hillary’s third and fourth terms as Prez. She’s already had two. And those were the warm ups.
I would support this Democrat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROO7xSTxfY 😉
Worry on October 14, 2015 at 4:22 pm