September 21, 2015, - 5:12 pm
Know What a “Moppa” Is? TV is RAAAYCIST! & Other Crap I Learned From the Emmys
So, to sum up: #Emmys honored gays, trannies, lectures about how we're all RACIST! and Jon Hamm for worst season ever of Mad Men #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) September 21, 2015
Do you know what a “Moppa” is? No worries if you don’t. That means you didn’t watch last night’s Emmys (shouldn’t it be “Emmies” since it’s plural and ends with a Y?). And it’s official: watching this boring, typical Hollywood psychobabblish awards show kills your brain cells and lowers your IQ. So, what’s a “Moppa”?
Apparently, “Moppa” is the new term in our warped world for your tranny parent. I learned that because, once again, Jeffrey Tambor and writer Jill Soloway won Emmys (Emmies!) for their show, “Transparent,” in which Tambor plays Ben Franklin, er . . . a tranny “woman” who looks not like a woman, but like Benjamin Franklin. Soloway is the feminist, unfunny comedienne (redundant term), who wrote this show as an ode to her transgrender parent. And when she won the award, she dedicated it to her “Moppa.” Sadly, I gave even a second of thought to this and wondered if Moppa is a male-to-pretend-female parent or a female-to-pretend-male parent. Even more sad, I looked it up and “learned” (is it really learning?) that, apparently, psychiatrist Dr. Harry J. Soloway cut his penis off. Funny how they don’t feel the need to have any Moppas in ISIS.
And here’s what else I learned from the Emmys/Emmies: American TV is RAAAAAAYYYYYYCIST! At least, that’s what actress Viola Davis, lectured us from the podium as she won her Emmy. This woman compared prime time American TV to slavery, quoting Harriet Tubman. Um, really? Really? Slavery? Racist? Huh? This chick never heard of “Empire”? “Blackish”? “Scandal”? This is a woman who stars in a horribly boring, incredibly disgusting (complete with gay male oral anal sex scene) show, “How To Get Away With Murder.” It’s only on TV in the first place because it stars a Black woman and was written and produced by another Black woman, Shonda Rhimes. Ms. Rhimes, by the way, on RAAAAAAAAAYYYYYCIST! American TV, programs ABC’s entire Thursday Night line up. Every single show on that night. Yup, the “Jews” control Hollywood, and their names are Shonda Rhimes, Lee Daniels, Tyler Perry, Oprah Winfrey, and Ava DuVernay. It’s hard out there for a pimp.
I mean, does this chick, Viola Davis, live in the same America as I do? Does she not realize that Barack Obama is President, that Blacks dominate American pop culture from sports to music to everything else? Really? She’s gonna quote to us from Harriet Tubman and tell us how TV is racist against Black people? Are you serious? As Fred Sanford would say to Lamont, “You Big Dummy.” And, speaking of “Sanford & Son,” what ever happened to the good old days when a Black man–Redd Foxx–really was the best thing on television along with another Black man–Sherman Hemsley–and they didn’t lecture us about how bad we were, how persecuted they were, and how this is “slavery”?
What the hell?! Viola Davis comparing winning Emmy to being freed from slavery, Harriet Tubman? Um, did u know Obama's Prez? #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) September 21, 2015
So, Viola Davis is lecturing us about lack of opportunity for Black women on TV. Um, ever heard of Empire? Blackish? Scandal? #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) September 21, 2015
Congrats Viola Davis for winning Emmy for show that features oral anal sex scene, then lectures us about slavery #tcot #gop #stayclassy
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) September 21, 2015
What ever happened to the good old days when Redd Foxx was a big TV star and didn't lecture us about slavery for winning an Emmy? #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) September 21, 2015
I wrote about how ridiculous this all was, last night, on Twitter (follow me on Twitter), and predictably, all of Black Twitter shrieked at me for being a stupid cracka honky bitch. I mean, I’m just “too dumb” to understand their plight. By the way, stats say that a third of Twitter users are Black, and I heard from that third about how oppressed they are as they typed from their fancy expensive iPhones and Galaxies and polished, rhinestone encrusted, expensive, synthetic nails. Uh-huh, oppressed.
Not surprising, the Emmys honored/awarded ugly, unfunny, untalented chick flavor of the month, Amy Schumer. Schumer is a sign of the times: a complete slob and a total nothing making millions for zero talent. A Kardashian minus the looks.
@VOICEOFCHID I could draw a Venn diagram of the people watching the Emmys (or is it Emmies for pl?) & don't read books – nearly same thing
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) September 21, 2015
@VOICEOFCHID Also, most of those people just now googled Venn Diagram b/c they don't know what that is either.
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) September 21, 2015
The show began with jokes attacking all of the Republican candidates for President. Of course! And, per usual, a number of winners who were female thanked their wives and a number of males thanked their hubbies. Datz how Hollywood rolls. And, given that Hollywood is the most powerful influence on Americans, this is how America’s future will roll.
Also, these jet-setting, limo-riding, mansion-living-heating-and-cooling celebs were wearing green ribbons to show their something–support? disdain? commiseration?–for climate change.
@DebbieSchlussel I thought the green ribbons for climate change were a nice touch. Lol. As their limos drove past homeless and hungry people
— John Papa (@Provenzano55) September 21, 2015
Remember, most Americans love this stuff. They love this “culture.” They wanna be these people, so they think (if you can actually call it thinking) like these glorified high school grads.
Yup, it’s the Hillary/Bernie/Biden voter pool. Sadly, there are more of them in America now and fewer of us.
The only thing missing from this year’s Emmies was a vegan Muslim tranny–I mean, “Al-Moppa”–yelling allahu akbar when he/she/it won an Emmy. But don’t worry. That’s coming.
Tags: 2015 Emmys, Emmys, How to Get Away With Murder, Jeffrey Tambor, Jill Soloway, Jill Soloway Moppa, Mapa, Mappa, moppa, Shonda Rhimes, Transported, Viola Davis
I must be of those people who don’t watch the Emmy/Oscars.
Why do you, my friend, put yourself through the torture?
Four hours of televised liberal indoctrination I can do without.
NormanF on September 21, 2015 at 5:30 pm