May 15, 2015, - 7:47 pm
Lindsay Lohan’s Strange New Love Affair With Islam; Now Speaking Arabic, Reading Koran
Lindsay Lohan has developed a strange new love affair with Islam. Hmmm . . . maybe someone forgot to tell her that alcohol and lesbianism are both haram [forbidden] in the Religion of Peace and Mass Murderous Terrorism.
You may recall that, last month, Lohan posted on her social media accounts a photo of an Arabic tattoo. She claimed the tattoo said, “You are beautiful,” when it actually said, “You are a donkey.” Yup, she truly is an ass.
Well, now, she’s been heard speaking Arabic. And on her way to completing her community service for one of her more recent criminal convictions, Lohan was toting a copy of the koran. Lohan has worn a hijab–the official Islamic scarf of oppression and subjugation of women. How long until she dons that permanently and starts preaching jihad? I hear ISIS is looking for some chicks to be raped, do the cooking, and serve as baby factories.
One wonders how a serial drunk driver like Lohan goes from being a lesbian who considered converting to Judaism to marry her Va-JINO (female Jew In Name Only) former fiancee Samantha Ronson to becoming Muslim. Looks like she continues to like da crazy.
Hey, I hear Dzhokhar Tsarnaev may be looking for a conjugal girlfriend to give birth to future generations of jihadists.
Exit Question: what will Lindsay Lohan’s Muslim, er . . . “revert” name be?
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Islam, Lindsay Lohan Jihad, Lindsay Lohan koran, Lindsay Lohan Muslim
Well, there may be an upside. If she moves to a Muslim country where women are forbidden to drive, there will be no more drunk driving.
Little Al on May 15, 2015 at 8:15 pm