May 4, 2015, - 5:02 pm
Awww: Dzhokhar Tzarnaev’s Cousin Said WHAT?! – Now I’ve Heard Everything
I used to think I was too jaded to be surprised, dismayed, or disgusted by anything. But every so often there’s something that makes me say, “Really?! Come on.” And that goes for the testimony of Dzhokhar Tzarnaev’s chick cousin at today’s continued hearing of the penalty phase in the Islamic terrorist/Rolling Stone cover boy’s trial for the Boston Marathon bombing. You’ll never believe what the cousin said, trying to evoke sympathy for her cold-blooded Muslim terrorist relative.
At today’s hearing, Tsarnaev cousin Raisat Suleimanov said Dzhokhar was a good guy worthy of being spared the death penalty because–get this–he cried during “The Lion King.” No lie. I mean, that’s really stretchin’ it. This murderer of four and mass-maimer of nearly 300 cried during an animated movie, so we should feel sorry for him. Really? You really said that? Cue the “Halal Lion King Crying Defense.”
Raisat Suleimanov remembers her cousin — convicted Boston bomber Dzhokhar “Jahar” Tsarnaev — as a sweet boy with a big smile who wept when Mufasa, Simba’s father in the animated movie, “The Lion King,” is killed by Scar, his evil brother. “He was very sorry the lion died,” she said.
Awwwww . . . my heart bleeds for this empathetic soul. Not. Don’t worry. The prosecutor had a sharp rebuke:
On cross-examination, Assistant U.S. Attorney Bill Weinreb started to ask Suleimanov a question: “You agree that the person who cries at the death of a cartoon character but is indifferent to the suffering of hundreds … ” — his question was cut short by defense objection and he wasn’t allowed to finish. But Weinreb’s point was clear.
Oh, and by the way, in case you were wondering about this Tsarnaev cousin, you paid for her to travel to the U.S. to deliver this news about terrorist murderer Dzhokhar crying during “The Lion King.”
A Moscow nurse and mother of a 3-year-old, Suleimanov traveled from Russia to Boston, she told defense attorney William Fick in Russian, to testify Monday in the penalty phase of Tsarnaev’s capital murder trial.
Her “Lion King crybaby” attempt to evoke sympathy for her cuz’ is just part of the millions in travel, hotel, FBI protection, and other expenses you paid for so the Rolling Stone supermodel terrorist, Cousin Dzhokhar, can mount a defense while his relatives laugh at you all the way to the bank . . . and the travel agent, apparently (I think they still have those in Russia, Chechnya, and the other locales from which the Tsarnaev clan have traveled to live it up in Beantown.
Let’s just hope the outcome doesn’t leave them singing “Hakuna Matata.”
Hmmm . . . I wonder if they have the “Halal Lion King Crybaby Defense” in the Islamic Terrorist Handbook.
How absurd.
That’s like saying senior Nazis were decent people because they attended cultural events like the opera and the theater.
I_AM_ME on May 4, 2015 at 5:07 pm