Your “vs.” pictures are hilarious!

DS_ROCKS! on April 7, 2015 at 4:47 pm

ERSTE!

john mccain v. lindsay graham

kirche on April 7, 2015 at 4:51 pm

The world gets a little bit better when muslims are killing muslims.

Jeff on April 7, 2015 at 5:02 pm

Charles Barkley’s mugshot was for what purpose?
I’m confused

Huh? on April 7, 2015 at 5:17 pm

Those Gaza Palestinians should move on up to Syria to fight ISIS, if their rage exceeds their cowardice.

Worry on April 7, 2015 at 5:28 pm

Don’t run out of bullets, boys!

Occam's Tool on April 7, 2015 at 5:49 pm

Republicans do not have a chance, again. You would think these Ivy league graduates would have better game about themselves. Rand Paul, Jeb, Christy-maybe- all against Hillary. Now a days Hillary could win with the gay and Black/Mexican vote. Repubs get your sht together. Jokerz

Repubs ha ha ha jokerz on April 7, 2015 at 6:34 pm

How about this?

Mayor Deblasio vs. Mayor Emanuel

or

Charlie’s Angles vs. Eric Holder

or

Sonya Sotomayor (Red Sonia) vs. Il Duce

Doc Holiday on April 7, 2015 at 10:29 pm

I to am not taking sides between Hamas and ISIS, they’re both Islamic terrorists groups that’s antithetical to humanity, classic-liberalism, republicanism, progress, reason, logic and so forth.

This situation neither the US, Israel, Great Britain or Germany shouldn’t get involved, because both these groups are anti-western world!

Sean R. on April 7, 2015 at 11:11 pm

My money is on ISIS because after spending decades fighting Israel Hamas has gone soft.
The Israeli army is a competent but not particularly ruthless and they have no killer instinct. Also Hamas will have to fight without its media shield so it’ll be at a natural disadvantage anyway.

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:20 am

Destroying Hamas in their camps will terrorize the terrorist.

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:24 am

*terrorists*

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:27 am

there are two possible results.

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:27 am

Either they’ll be intimidated or they’ll raise the bar on their own side.

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:28 am

Either way ISIS wins

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:30 am

as far as Israel is concerned they’re content to concentrate on inner jihad for now.

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:32 am

That means consolidating their brand in their own strong holds which they’re already doing by wiping out the competition.

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:33 am

That’s my Alien vs Predator analysis of the situation.

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 12:34 am

You’re annoying D4ku4N…

Quit spamming the board…

Answer on April 8, 2015 at 1:00 am

So now this cop shoots a man in his back. The news people just keep on inciting, trying to stir the pot. I’m beginning to think they want urban chaos, to implement some type of new “Act.” This crap is insane.

huh on April 8, 2015 at 2:43 am

Islam Savages Update :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3030012/Beheaded-witchcraft-ISIS-executioner-decapitates-man-accused-sorcery-latest-act-barbarity.html

Peter on April 8, 2015 at 9:23 am

This is from Steven Plaut on Facebook:

In the famous Broadway musical Carousel there is a wonderful song called “You’ll never walk alone,” which starts out ” When you walk through a storm hold your head up high.”
The original lyrics are here:
http://www.metrolyrics.com/youll-never-walk-alone-carousel-… You can see Barbra Streisand performing it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RYUp7gYHwg
We thought we would introduce you to the new lyrics designed for the ISIS-occupied Yarmouk “refugee camp” of “Palestinians” inside “Syria,” in which ISIS is reportedly beheading Hamas commanders and other terrorists. I am hoping Baba Streisand will record this version soon:
When you walk through the camp chop your head off high
For ISIS will soon hoist it aloft
Once it’s removed never again sigh
For Zionist treatment so soft
Heads off through the wind
Heads off through the rain
Though your nogen be tossed and rolled
Roll on, roll on!
When you walk through Yarmouk lifted head up high
For ISIS will soon hoist it aloft
Once it’s removed never again sigh
For Zionist treatment so soft
Roll on through the wind
Roll on through the rain
Though your brains be tossed and blown
Roll on, Roll on with ISIS folks
And you’ll never roll alone
You’ll never roll alone
You’ll never roll alone

I_AM_ME on April 8, 2015 at 9:38 am

looks like the pas always find a way to shove everyone else out of the limelight….
the perennial victim needs the PR for the big bucks

brenrod on April 8, 2015 at 11:56 am

I took this from another website, but I knew this site would enjoy this:

Wash. DC – Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal winning Olympic decathlete, Bruce Jenner, was undergoing a gender transition from male to female. Though Jenner has yet to publicly confirm the story, members of his extended family, including the Kardashian clan, have recently approached various news outlets confirming Jenner’s intentions.

Now it appears a number of world leaders have picked up on the story and are wondering aloud “What will happen to Jenner’s balls if he completes the transition?”

Sources this week quoted Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu as suggesting it would be a monumental step if Jenner were to donate his balls to U.S. President Barack Obama. Netanyahu stated “Everyone knows Obama has no balls and it would be damn nice if he suddenly had Olympic sized balls. It would be a huge step forward for world peace.”

German Chancellor Angela Merkel remarked, “I don’t even have any balls, but everyone tells me I have a bigger set than Obama. I think it would be a great idea.”

On the other hand, Russian President Vladimir Putin joined Syrian President Bashar Assad in proclaiming that Obama’s lack of balls has finally enabled a number of regimes worldwide a fair chance to consolidate their power. Putin, on a shirtless fly fishing expedition in Kamchatka, said “The days of U.S. Presidents with big balls like Reagan are over. Now it’s our turn.“

Iranian President Hassan Rouhani remarked earlier in the week, “It’s been great the last six years. It’s like playing soccer against the U.S. with no goalie in their net.

”While world leaders debate the issue, closer to home, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick and Super Bowl MVP quarterback, Tom Brady, stepped forward to say they would each donate one ball to the President if Jenner does not come through. Belichick, however, cautioned that “The President would have to understand, our balls would be underinflated, but still probably an improvement over what he seems to be working with.

Pretty funny.

A good laugh on April 8, 2015 at 2:52 pm

Fantastic collection, Debbie, but this latest one is the greatest! Hamas v ISIS is like a dream come true! I was worried that the 2 might unite, since both are Sunni Arab 😀

Yeah, hope that ISIS can get their head removers to Gaza and Ramallah and continue their good work, and that Hamas can redirect their Kassam rockets at Raqqa

Now if we could only get a war b/w Iran & Pakistan – both w/ their nukes

Infidel on April 8, 2015 at 8:56 pm

Yeah, I just having a feeling it won’t play out like that somehow. Hope I’m wrong.

D4ku4N on April 8, 2015 at 11:05 pm

Muslims have been killing each other for a long time. Most of the time, it was understandable. Shiite vs. Sunni. Iraq vs. Kuwait. Now, Muslims are killing each other for not being Muslim ENOUGH.

It’s very difficult to bear witness. But Man! That’s just crazy.

Maybe some of this has to do with HAMAS ties to Iran and the shelter their leaders accepted from the Assad regime. Maybe somebody can explain it, but at this point it’s so insane I succumb to Debbie’s basic thesis: “Let Allah sort ’em out”.

I’ll say this:

None of these terrorist groups could have been enabled to the degree they have were it not for Saudi manipulation of oil prices and plundering the industrialized world. The Iranians wouldn’t have had the resources. The Ikhwan (regardless of infighting) wouldn’t have the resources. The Houthi wouldn’t have the resources.

Today, there are some “Middle East Experts” who are suggesting that the Saudis are now the good guys because they’ve circled the wagons with the few Arab League States still intact. That’s nonsense. They’re just trying to save their own skins from a monster of their own making.

The 2008 economic crisis and all that followed (including O’Bama’s election) could not have happened were it not for the Saudis driving petroleum prices through the roof. So when you hear someone referring to the Saudis as “our allies”, don’t believe it.

America has only one true ally in the region; one nation with a distinct national identity where freedom rings throughout the land, tiny though it may be. At this point in time, no Arab League state can survive much longer as an independent entity without the existence and health of our one true ally. Sadly, they’ve come to realize it too late. If the threat of a borderless Islamic empire ever diminishes, they are likely to slip back to their old habits.

Sincerely,

There is NO Santa Claus (aka TINSC)

There is NO Santa Claus on April 9, 2015 at 7:58 am

One of the things that drives me crazy about all of the anti-Israel BS in the media is a certain fact that the media never ever discusses. That fact is that more Palestinians have been killed by ARABS than were ever killed by Israel !!

Do a search on Jordanian Black September and “our good friend” King Hussein killed over 20,000 Palestinians in 1970-71. Also search Arab treatment of Palestinians and you’ll see that it is obvious that most Arabs can’t stand Palestinians and treat them like garbage in reality but then cry crocodile tears for the media over the “plight of the poor displaced Palestinians” and “those evil Israelis”.

Therefore that ISIS is attacking Palestinians shouldn’t be a surprise considering how the other Arabs have treated them for the past 60 years.

JimmyPx on April 9, 2015 at 10:05 am

Heh. Hamas V ISIS.

Each one worse than the next. They deserve each other.

DeportAmericanIslamists on April 9, 2015 at 9:23 pm