March 18, 2015, - 3:17 pm
Some Questions I’d Like to Ask the Starbucks Barista About Race & Other Stuff
I’d really rather not talk about–or be subjected to–Starbucks baristas’ views on race in America. But just in case–since I now apparently have no choice in the matter (other than the choice to skip Starbucks)–I have a few things, several of which I sent out on Twitter yesterday (follow me on Twitter), that I’d like to ask.
#Starbucks Barista, If I Correctly guess that a man named Dior Rolex is Black, Does That Make Me Racist? #tcot #gop #RaceTogether
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) March 17, 2015
(Yes, there was a Rolex Dior, and, yes, I correctly guessed that he was Black. Most women named, “Chanel”–also mostly Black. Contrary to popular race-baiting, noting cues to a person’s race or ethnicity isn’t racist. It’s just common sense. #RaceTogether with Starbucks.)
Attn Starbucks: The Only Color U Should Talk to Me About is Black Coffee or Flat White Coffee. Got it? #tcot #gop #StarbucksConversations
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) March 17, 2015
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is a smart businessman. He parlayed what used to be a plain two-bucks-a-pop cup of coffee in America into a “gourmet” experience that transformed him into a billionaire. But he’s an unabashed uber-liberal (but for his support for Israel and pride in being Jewish–he was attacked and Muslims boycotted Starbucks for that reason). And he’s made several very boneheaded decisions. His latest–to encourage his employees to start conversations on race with customers–is the most boneheaded. Schultz claims he’s instituting this “Race Together” policy (in conjunction with USA Today) because Americans don’t like to talk about race, and he wants to change that. But ya know what? They don’t like to talk about boogers and bowel movements either. Do you want to hear about that from Starbucks employees while they hand you your coffee? Didn’t think so. And I’d like to hear about race just as much. Maybe even less. There are some things maybe you shouldn’t talk about while you’re trying to sell coffee. Like politics, religion . . . or race (which falls into the politics category). Who says I need a smattering of Al Sharpton and Jeremiah Wright with my Caramel Macchiato? (For the record, I like Starbucks’ new racist-named coffee, “Flat White.”)
This will do nothing to address the reason most Americans don’t feel comfortable in discussions about race. The reason they don’t like to talk about race is that most Americans are White and branded as “RAAAAAAYYYYYYYCISSSSSST!” whenever they make a legitimate, well-reasoned comment about race that doesn’t fit the standard, accepted liberal narrative that Blacks are victims, that only Whites can be racist, that everything Whites do and everything that happens in society to Black people is racist, that any criticism of anyone in a position of prominence who happens to be Black (Barack Obama!) is racist, and so on. Try talking about the unfairness of affirmative action–which IS racism mostly practiced against White males–and you are essentially the same as a Grand Wizard of the Klan.
And that won’t be any different at Starbucks. You simply aren’t going to be able to say what you really think about race or ask what you really want to ask about race to a Starbucks barista, and why should you? Just give me my damn coffee, thank you. Starbucks is in the coffee biz. It’s not in the political correctness business, no matter how much Schultz believes that’s part of his company’s ethos and aura (free trade coffee, discouraging those of us with guns from bringing them in the stores–so that baristas are defenseless, etc.). In fact, Starbucks is so PC that I’ve often been annoyed that the company calls its employees, “baristas.” Sorry, but I don’t feel comfy calling a guy a “barista.” In my mind, he’s a “baristo” (maybe baristi, especially if it’s plural), if we’re gonna be fancy but accurately so. Barista is a feminine-sounding word.
I long supported Starbucks because it sent free coffee to U.S. troops overseas in Iraq and Afghanistan and because Muslims boycotted Starbucks over Schultz’s support for Israel and denouncing of anti-Semitism, as I reported on this site years ago. But the anti-gun stuff and the race business is really getting on my nerves. I couldn’t care less what the person paid to make me coffee thinks about race or anything else. The only info I want from Starbucks employees is about the drink I’m ordering. That’s it.
Any business that makes it about race is a stupid business. It’s just that simple.
I don’t know about you, but I prefer my coffee without a side of a can of worms.
However, in the event that I am confronted by Starbucks’ “Race Together” race-baiting baloney, here are some of the tweets I posted yesterday with my questions and comments for Starbucks’ baristi. . . .
#Starbucks Barista, I Have a Dream That One Day I Can Return to Just Ordering Coffee & Not Hear Ur Race-Baiting BS #tcot #gop #RaceTogether
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) March 17, 2015
Dear Starbucks Barista: Can I ask you if you got the manager slot over white dude b/c Ur a minority? #RaceTogether #tcot #gop #Starbucks
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) March 17, 2015
Dear #Starbucks Barista: Who Cares About Race. I just Wanna Know Why ur job has a girly name. Why Aren't U Baristo? #RaceTogether #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) March 17, 2015
Dear #Starbucks Barista: Let's Talk About Race. Is the name "Flat White" coffee Racist? No? Then, STFU. Thanks. Love, Debbie #tcot #gop
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) March 17, 2015
#Starbucks Barista, I know u gotta make coffee but I need to tell u about being the victim of affirmative action #tcot #gop #RaceTogether
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) March 17, 2015
Dear Starbucks Barista: Y Did Those Black People at that table Call me a "Bony-Assed White Bitch"? #Racetogether #tcot #gop #Starbucks
— Debbie Schlussel (@DebbieSchlussel) March 17, 2015
(Yup, that actually happened, but at a store across the street from Starbucks. Could just as easily have happened at Starbucks, though.)
Tags: #RaceTogether, race, Race Together, Starbucks
My political and religious beliefs are none of Starbucks’ business.
I don’t argue with friends about their views – I respect theirs and they respect mine.
The only thing Starbucks should stick to is making latte.
NormanF on March 18, 2015 at 3:23 pm