February 14, 2015, - 10:06 pm
Happy DREAD 2015: The Real “Valentine’s Day”
Since I was away for most of the day because of the Jewish Sabbath, I could not put this up earlier. But I cannot let the day get away without marking DREAD 2015. Marketers and the media call it “Valentine’s Day,” but I call it DREAD – Doghouse Relocation Extra-Avoidance Day. As I always say, today isn’t a day about love. It’s about obligation.
I don’t even need to have seen it to know: per usual as on this day every year, men rushed all over America to CVS and Walgreens and so on, desperate to find a card, some stale chocolates, some overpriced flowers–all because if they didn’t bring something home to the female significant other, they would be relocated to the doghouse. As I’ve noted on this day on this site year after year, most men buy what they buy and gift what they gift on this day because they have to. Not because they want to. If they wanted to, they would not feel a sense of obligation to do it today. They would do it when they want to, on the day or days of their choosing.
And those who are not Mr. Moms and stay-at-home dads do it every single day by working hard and struggling in this Obamaconomy to make a living, to put food on the table and pay the rent. That’s real love. Real love is doing what you need to do to keep your family together and in good welfare, health, and happiness. Most American men with families do that every single day. And some obligatory cards, candy, and roses are ephemeral irrelevancies when compared with what really matters.
It goes without saying that Valentine’s Day isn’t even really about love anyway. It’s about imbalance. A power play that’s anachronistic with the times and the power today in married couples. As more women dominate their households in terms of income, with men getting laid off and losing their jobs–with women experiencing affirmative action galore in hiring and promotions in the workplace–many women are making more money than their husbands and/or male significant others. And yet, on average, they still spend almost nothing on men on this faux-holiday brought to you by Hallmark and 1-800-FLOWERS. Men still spend the whopping amount of money on gifts and accoutrements of forced romance on Valentine’s Day. So much for equality. Guys, even under feminism, you’re still the chumps. You gotta spend or you’ll regret it.
I’ve written about this every year (including here, here, and here), and every year it’s the same. It’s expected. And men sheeple-ishly do what’s expected, lest they face a horrible fate: the look, the consequences. The relocation to the doghouse for countless days, weeks, even months. Maybe even more.
The sense of obligation is so bad that even third parties other than the sellers of Valentine’s Day booty are in on the act. Check out the Facebook exchange below that a friend sent me. It’s the dialogue between a husband, who said he doesn’t want to send flowers to his wife to work, and the nosy, overbearing buttinsky who is the wife’s female (of course) friend, chastising him and butting into their marriage. That’s what happens on DREAD if you don’t do it just exactly “right.” The friend who sent it knows these people, and writes:
Blue is the husband. Green is his wife. Pink is the wife’s meddling friend. Notice there is no mention of what the wife got the husband, what time of day, and if she sent it to his place of work.
I’m glad for the one thing good about Valentine’s Day: all that sense of obligation is still good for the economy. Restaurants and florists and chocolate shops make money. It helps the downtrodden Obamaconomy. And it keeps people in jobs. And for that we should all be grateful.
But the ruse of artificial love forced upon American males today, that’s never a good thing.
But, right or wrong, I hope you bought your female significant other a gift today, or you’ll be experiencing the dread of DREAD.
Happy DREAD 2015.
Tags: Avoid the doghouse, beware of the doghouse, Doghouse Relocation Extra-Avoidance Day, DREAD, Valentine's Day
What is really creepy are those Vermont Teddy Bears, especially the large ones.
Worry01 on February 14, 2015 at 10:37 pm