January 22, 2015, - 4:23 pm

The NFL’s Deflated Balls Aren’t the Problem, But Here’s What Is . . .

By Debbie Schlussel

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We live in a spoiled country. What better evidence is there than the whole national media blaring their chosen top headline of current events: “The NFL’s Deflated Balls!” ? America’s real central problem is NOT the NFL’s deflated balls, it’s America’s deflated balls. Barack Obama’s deflated balls.

Whose Deflated Balls are the Real American Problem . . .

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The NFL’s Deflated Balls or Barack Obama’s Deflated Balls?

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I think back to when I was a kid. Several people commented to me and on the site that I was wrong in looking back on the ’70s as a better day in America (in a movie review this past Friday). And while in many ways it was (kids had a childhood, everything wasn’t pornified and Kardashianed, and we were a whole lot less depraved and dumbed down), in several ways, America was not better off in the ’70s. We were exactly the same under Jimmy Carter as we are now–with America wearing a “Kick Me!” sign around the world. In many ways, though, it is far worse than under Jimmy Carter. It’s Jimmy Carter on steroids.

Barack Obama has turned America into an apologizing, blithering, cowardly actor on the world’s stage. He’s spent the last six years apologizing to Muslims for America’s hardly belligerent (actually weak) behavior in defending ourselves against non-stop Muslim attack on our soil and our interests elsewhere. He’s spent the last six years telling Muslims how great they are, serving as an apologist for their extremism. He’s spent the last six years making nice with America’s enemies, and not just Muslim Iran, but Communist Cuba, etc. Instead of detaining Muslim terrorists bent on our destruction, Barack Obama has released them into the great world abyss to attack us and other Westerners again. Yes, President Bush started the Gitmo catch and release of terrorists, and he had deflated balls, too, and helped to also deflate America’s balls. But Barack Obama was so much worse–is so much worse on all of this. His deflated balls are the kind you need a microscope and tweezers to examine, despite his bluster at the State of the Union about winning two elections.







We used to be the mightiest, most respected and feared, most effective nation on earth. We lost that long ago. Now we are the nation of TMZ and Kardashian-Jenners, where everyone gets riled up when Kardashian-Jenners visit extremist mosques (a repetitive phrase) and wear Islamic garb of oppression; and where everyone is riled up NOT because the Kardashian-Jenners showed respect and submission to Islam and its oppression (which they did in spades) but because the Kardashian-Jenners were “disrespectful” to this religion of oppression. Huh?

And we are a nation of nannies whose kids aren’t allowed to have cupcakes or candy or soda. We must protect the kids from sitting alone in a park or walking alone through a neighborhood. We protect kids from things that will give them the necessary toughness in life and don’t shelter them at all from Hollywood’s and pop culture’s gutter-dwelling garbage. We are soft. We are weak. We are gutless.

America is impotent. We just don’t have the balls. And, so, instead of correcting that problem, we are now obsessed with how much air is in a projectile used in a sports game by coddled multi-millionaires working for billionaires.

Sorry, but I couldn’t care less whether or not Tom Brady (the DebbieSchlusselcom Girlie Man of the Year for more than one year) or Unabomber-lookalike Bill Bellichick used deflated balls.

The problem is not the NFL’s deflated balls. It’s America’s deflated bills.

We need to grow a new pair to get the world’s respect again. And by respect, I mean fear.

*** UPDATE: Forgot to mention that there is one area in which Obama always seems to get some cojones: when he’s attacking Israel. For that, the balls suddenly come out. But not in any way that helps America.






28 Responses

This NFL obsession is becoming bizarre. We have a president who thinks(or at least proclaims)that our economic woes are for the most part at an end, despite shocking proof to the contrary. Mr. Obama takes pot shots at Republicans, but cowers in the face of Iran and its Houthi minions. Our low information voters are up on deflated footballs, but only have the vaguest(and often inaccurate) notion of who Martin Luther King Jr. was. We are sinking in quicksand as a nation, and there is no obvious relief from the situation from any direction.

Worry01 on January 22, 2015 at 4:34 pm

And now Joni Ernst has regressed from castrating hogs to castrating the country.

Little Al on January 22, 2015 at 4:58 pm

Carter’s presidency was the good old days.

japple on January 22, 2015 at 5:05 pm

    Yeah, I gotta say, I’d take Jimmy Carter over what we have now. He was misguided, but at least he was a veteran and (I believe) sincere.

    MomInMinnesota on January 22, 2015 at 5:27 pm

can’t post the rest of it

japple on January 22, 2015 at 5:08 pm

“Mr. Obama takes pot shots at Republicans, but cowers in the face of Iran and its Houthi minions.”

Worry01, I thought the same thing. Little bitch-boy sucker punches someone of no threat, but when called on to stand up to the real bully, he hides behind his mommy. We’ll hang on here in Texas, the last bastion of real freedom.

WilliamMunny on January 22, 2015 at 5:12 pm

America is as strong as its ever been.have we forgot about the humiliation of Vietnam? Massive crime in the 1970s..it’s always fun to look at the past with rose colored glasses but let’s not fool ourselves.the 1970s was an embarrasing part of our history i.e. Watergate, ?ran Hostages.
Obama has been tough on terrorism .spin it amyway you want but we are safer today then we were under Bush.
debbie is just pissed that the White House snubbed Netanyahu.

Arjun on January 22, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    Listen to the mentally ill Bozo blather on. Oh, ok Arjun…keep that exhaust pipe right near your retarded mouth. Your shriveled brain still hasn’t shrunk to it’s smallest size yet.

    I’m just pointing out what a jive-turkey you are. I’ll make sure to make sure your fellow crack-pipe huffers don’t bogart it from your eager mouth. Stupid effin’ retard!

    You don’t even understand DS’ point of view on Netanyahu either…LOLOL not that I’d reckon your would, plonker!

    Skunky on January 22, 2015 at 6:35 pm

    I was a child during the 70’s and I have fond memories of that time. It was so much better than now. Who back then had even an inkling that we could be attacked on our own soil, and who ever heard of jihad or sharia law, let alone worry about it coming here?

    Laura on January 22, 2015 at 8:20 pm

This is the greatest PR coup for an NFL team, ever. While the MSM is ripping the Pats a new one with thousands of pages of copy, meanwhile .. no one is paying any attention to Seattle.

Seattle’s Media Hit Squad flipped the table on Belichick. Seattle’s the dirtiest team in football, bar none, but the MSM focus is now all on casting doubts at New England and the soft balls story will be 99% of the story of the Superbowl. Not how dirty Seattle plays, or the Organization is.

.. and I am not a fan of either team. You’re just missing the point to how the MSM works.

Jack on January 22, 2015 at 5:31 pm

Jimmy Carter on Steroids eh?
More like Jimmy Carter on Estrogen.

On a more positive note, Sheldon Silver, the mouth of the NY democrat party has been arrested on federal corruption charges.

theShadow on January 22, 2015 at 5:32 pm

I still agree with DS on her 70’s take…I look back on it very fondly but I was not even a teen when the 70s ended so that rosy nostalgia is easy to bask in. And I think the advent of Obola-Putin is much worse than that anti-semite Jimmy Carter.

New England loves their footy. It’s nauseating to listen to the heaps of excuses made for the Pats, “Jan” Brady & that surly effer Belichick (the “Chick” in his last name stands for old “Jan” Brady…). We all know the Pats are untrustworthy and shouldn’t be trusted and now we’re supposed to barrack for them to win the SuperBowl? I hope they lose. Sorry to offend any Pat fans but I hate footy & I like hating the Pats. That they are so trifling makes me REALLY enjoy hating them with gusto. I’m more into The Oz Open! I won’t be offended by those not…to each their own…

It’s sad to see the state of this once great nation. 2 nights ago we had to endure a pathological liar lie & lie and pretend he indeed is a righteous “Dear Leader”. I’m beyond sick of it. Off with Obola-Putin’s head AND the Patriots’ stupid cheating deflated football shaped head! I’m following the tennis!!!

Skunky on January 22, 2015 at 6:28 pm

Skunk

Crack kills honeouty.. wow .it really is hard to understand that nonsensical drivel.

LIke one tells children, only people who do not have a cohesive arguement resort to insults or whatever that was you were doing.

America is a a great country and still is that beacon of light ..

Leave then if you guys hate it so much.

The 70s also had double digit interest rates with high unemployment.Wall street was in the crapper as well. Morals? Those of us from Chicagoland remember discovering John Wayne Gacy.Sorry the reality is the good ol days were really not that great.

Arjun on January 22, 2015 at 6:53 pm

    Arjun, I will prolly ignore you’re crack-smoking arse after this but I didn’t engage you in debate because you’re not worthy to debate. I’m gonna go for your dumb throat because you’re a drugged out dummy, dig?

    You gave it away when you crapped on about Obola-Putin making us more safe that GWB…the operative words being MORE SAFE.

    No one cares what you think, Cracky. You crapping on about the 70s is stuff that goes without saying. We are not your fellow mental-defectives and crack-huffers, Bozo!

    Skunky on January 22, 2015 at 7:44 pm

Debbie,

Great article. Our priorities in this country are so askew it’s pathetic. While I enjoy football as an entertaining diversion from the daily news (which can be disheartening), people need to keep their attention focused on the problems confronting our nation and culture.

Peter on January 22, 2015 at 7:02 pm

I was a child as wellin the 70s and have great memories.the point being I was no older then 8 at the end of that decade. Most people will have nostalgic memories ofa shielded childhood
I do agree that deflategate is just hype.it has nothing to do with the fall of our nation.It has to do with increased exposure and the 24 hour news cycle.Do people remember the who shot J.R phenomenah?

Arjun on January 22, 2015 at 7:10 pm

I don’t know about letting kids walk through a neighborhood alone or sit in a park alone in this day and age.

Laura on January 22, 2015 at 8:11 pm

Sorry Debbie, but I must disagree on one point. Obama doesn’t have deflated balls, he has none. Maybe Moochie is wearing them or he handed them to others, such as Bill Ayers.

Concerned Citizen on January 22, 2015 at 11:08 pm

Obola has plenty of balls. If I was asked to undermine and dismantle this once-great institution dreamed up by our Founding Fathers, I wouldn’t be able to do it. That sĀ¢umbag positively relishes what he’s doing.

DS_ROCKS! on January 23, 2015 at 12:59 am

As the character Tony Montana from the 1980s classic Scarface put it: “All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don’t break them for no one. You understand?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qak-fmYlBRc

But before you can even break your balls, you’ve got to at least have some of them to begin with. While the President’s balls may well be deflated, he obviously has a very keen interest in the washing of the balls of others.

According to one recent news report in response to the reported death of Saudi Arabia’s King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz, “President Barack Obama expressed his personal sympathies and those of the American people, on the death of King Abdullah.”

Not merely satisfied with ballwashing the Saudis, President Obama feels compelled to suggest that the American people also want to ballwash the Saudis. I don’t know about you, but my philosophy of life does not involve the ballwashing of anyone, let alone a degenerate “king.” But this is to be expected from a President that felt the need to genuflect before Abdullah in an embarrassing public display.

Can anyone tell me just one thing that “King” Abdullah has done to benefit mankind? Has he used his wealth to improve education? Eliminate disease? Eliminate poverty? Anything at all?

Of course not! “King” Abdullah is a lowlife degenerate scumbag who has used his enormous wealth to the detriment of mankind and civilization. But this is just the kind of guy that the President kneels before. So it’s actually a bit worse than Debbie has described. Not only does the President lack cajones, but he repeatedly washes the balls of America’s enemies. What could be more humiliating than that?

Ralph Adamo on January 23, 2015 at 2:35 am

    Just want to make a technical correction above, where I incorrectly referred to the President’s lack of “cajones.” While the President may lack those too, the correct Spanish word for “balls” is “cojones,” as Debbie spelled it. Cajones means drawers, crates, or boxes. A “cajone” is, in fact, a musical instrument. My Spanish has become a little rusty.

    Ralph Adamo on January 25, 2015 at 2:36 pm

      Oh, and one more thing. Pay no attention to the so-called news that says that “Islamic militants celebrate death of King Abdullah.” This is just typical Islamic propaganda to make it appear that King Abdullah and his team are “Islamic moderates” to be contrasted with the “Islamic militants” or “Islamic extremists.” Balderdash!

      They’re all part of the same political Islamic cult of death, destruction, devastation, depravity, and deceit. One Muslim faction is always killing off or attacking members of another Islamic faction. One Muslim group is always saying that it is “more Muslim” than another and that they follow the “true Islam.”

      But they all agree with the 5 Ds of Islam. Have you ever seen any large scale protests by Muslims against any of the 5 Ds of Islam? Of course not. And the islamopandering media says they don’t have to either, as they needn’t apologize for the abhorrent acts committed in the name of Islam because those acts “cannot” be “Islamic.” Do you follow that “logic”? Me neither.

      Ralph Adamo on January 25, 2015 at 3:02 pm

Re the 70s in terms of foreign policy:

I think that Reagan’s ascent to the Presidency in 1980 has obscured, to some extent, the damage that the 70s did to our foreign policy and international standing. Had Reagan lost in 1980, the dismal failures of the 70s would have stood out in much sharper relief than they do today.

Reagan was able to reverse some, but not all, of the reverses of the 70s.

Will the decline of the last couple of decades be reversed? It is not impossible, but is becoming increasingly unlikely.

Little Al on January 23, 2015 at 7:41 am

We never had a psychopath in the White House. The GOP leaders are poodles and the media spin everything to the far left agenda. Somehow, I think God is trying to get our attention.

gizz on January 23, 2015 at 10:10 am

Yeah gizz, He is, and we’re not paying proper attention. There’s no doubt that world events right now, including the sun that set on the British Empire a long while ago, are all from God.

Get ready, it’s going to make WWII, Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Tojo and Co. look like a poorly done dress rehearsal.

Humans attempting to govern themselves has almost come to an end.

THANK GOD!!! Because we can’t do it properly. We DO need government, the Left is quite right about THAT. What they DON’T get right, is WHO needs to govern. It certainly isn’t humans, especially of their ilk.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on January 23, 2015 at 10:28 am

At the EXACT same time that “deflate-gate” is getting reported, the USN is evacuating our embassy personnel from Yemen. No significant reporting from the MSM.

Actually, Debbie, I must disagree with you on the diagnosis here regarding Obama. As you are an attorney and I am a physician, I am afraid my diagnosis of Obama takes precedence. His is a rectal cranial invesrion, and he is a victim of chronic methane poisoning. He inherited from his mother and maternal grandparents, along with his paternal sperm donor. It is a recessive gene found to a large extent in Liberal Democrats.

Occam's Tool on January 23, 2015 at 1:52 pm

Excellent

Docgary on January 26, 2015 at 12:39 pm

I used to think the left was a bunch of cowards, because they choose to attack institutions that do not fight back (Military, Christians, Police, etc.), but now I realize that they really are bullies. The don’t want to fight, they want the target of their attacks to have their hands tied behind their back.

They are also suicidal, because some of the institutions they criticize (military, police) are the very people keeping the barbarians at the gate.

Dave on January 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm

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