October 31, 2014, - 2:42 pm
Halloween ABSURD: Do You Know What a Teal Pumpkin Means?
Happy Halloween. Do you know what a teal pumpkin means? Here’s a hint: it doesn’t mean you’re gay. But it does mean you are politically correct . . . as far as the food police and peanutzis are concerned. Apparently, teal is the new black. And the new color signifying we’re even more of a nation of wusses than we were last Halloween. Congrats, America.
This Halloween, Food Allergy Research & Education, a national nonprofit group, is encouraging communities to put teal-painted pumpkins or free printable signs in their front yards to alert trick-or-treaters they have nonfood offerings in addition to candy. “We’re hoping this becomes a tradition for years to come,” said Veronica LaFemina, FARE’s campaign spokeswoman. The Teal Pumpkin Project is not an effort to scrub Halloween of its traditional candy treats but instead an effort to help kids with food allergies, including those at risk of life-threatening anaphylaxis.
The campaign launched Oct. 7 on Facebook and quickly went viral. “Within 72 hours, our first two posts reached 2.7 million people,” LaFemina said..” The campaign was inspired by a mom in Tennessee whose family painted a pumpkin teal — the color that symbolizes food allergies — at an allergy-friendly ‘trunk or treat’ event in 2012 and later displayed it on their porch at Halloween and offered nonfood items.
“My youngest son has a history of anaphylaxis and in 2012 was diagnosed with life-threatening food allergies,” Becky Basalone told AllergicLiving.com. “Halloween is scary because it is so food-focused.” The idea to paint pumpkins teal and to offer nonfood treats caught the attention of FARE. “We thought it was a fantastic idea,” LaFemina said, “and offered to take it national.” . . .
It’s not just private homes — the Minnesota Children’s Museum in St. Paul also has gotten into the blue-green spirit: At its members-only Halloween parties Wednesday and Thursday, staff with nonfood treats wear teal stickers to catch the attention of families with allergies. “We thought it was such a cool idea,” said Angela Burns, museum spokeswoman. “There are so many children with food allergies today, it’s a natural fit for us to offer something like that.” . . .
Jameson Butler of West St. Paul and Kaleb Wiplinger of Inver Grove Heights have a lot in common: They’re 4; they’re in preschool; and they’re both excited about Halloween. Halloween is a bit scarier for Kaleb, though, because of his allergies to peanuts and eggs. This is where his friend, Jameson, wants to help.
“Jameson went to the Dollar Store with his dad to pick out trinkets like glow sticks or those inflatable washcloths, things for kids like his best friend, Kaleb,” said Dawn Butler, Jameson’s mother. “We’ve also painted a pumpkin teal and put it on our doorstep and printed out the FARE posters. This is a teachable moment for my kids: This is how we try to be inclusive. It’s easy; it’s supportive; let’s do it.”
Awwww. Let’s hear it for inclusive America. By the way, pretty soon, this “inclusive” family won’t be celebrating Halloween, out of respect for intolerant Muslims. That’s actually already happening in some “American” neighborhoods.
All of this makes the Jimmy Kimmel parody video I posted the other day seem oh so real. Sadly, it is. I would say I have a “teachable moment” for all of these kids with food allergies on Halloween: don’t trick or treat; stay home. But, the real “teachable moment” is that we’ve succumbed to bowing to every minority, including food minorities. We are now a soft nation, a long-past-wussified one.
Remember the good old days, when almost no one was allergic to peanuts, eggs, and living life? Those days are over. Not only are we Girlie-Man Nation, we’ve become Coddling Nation.
And that’s what the teal pumpkin really means. If you have one on your porch, you are simply one of the sheep who slides down the slippery slope with everyone else until it’s all over.
Tags: Becky Basalone, Dawn Butler, FARE, Food Allergy Research & Education, Halloween, Jameson Butler, Kaleb Wiplinger, Minnesota Children's Museum, PC, PC Halloween, political correctness, teal pumpkin, Teal Pumpkin Project, Veronica LaFemina
They should call themselves Food Education And Research (FEAR), since that’s what they’re all about.
Sean M on October 31, 2014 at 3:08 pm